Was sittin there noticed some ant carrying a huge white flakey thing so I grabbed it from him then he picked it up again and stole it again and he looked pissed and stormed off.

Dick move OP

I don't trust ants

Good work brah

Getting some contradictory replies here. So am I a dick or did I do good work?

You’ll find out when all the ants come to rob your entire house tonight

Was it a black ant? if so you better lock your doors tonight boyo

LOL.


I'm sure he could find a replacement somewhere. I find ants fascinating. I remember stepping on a cockroach and leaving the body in the kitchen. Sometime later, a colony of ants had arrived and was dismantling him piece by piece, and taking him back to their nest. It was so systematic and organised.


I really wanted to follow them to see what they were doing with him. I thought they might be eating him at first, then laughed at the idea the pieces of the cockroach might be like spare parts for the ants, available in some sort of ant mechanic/spare parts store back at the nest.

a thread about robbery and Bodhy shows up - imagine that

You livin in squalor brah?

One time when i was like 8yo i was stomping on ants for no reason oyher than being bored.... the weird part is i got a boner doing it (ded srs) and it bothered me. I didn't understand why i would get a boner killing ants. I immediately stopped and don't remember anything else.... but that memory is ingrained in my brain. Haven't thought about it in a few years tho.

Maybe try cleaning your house brah.

you just fell for one of Bodhy's most clever traps where he says he does something ridiculous and then gets mad when people believe him

For me, the key takeaway was the fact that he'll leave a dead cockroach on the floor of his kitchen. But if he can't clean up the poop on the wall, why would he clean up dead cockroaches?

No wonder he has cockroaches and ants in his house. Lmao.

Edit: ^^couple wizards

well this is the guy that decided to pick a fight with a random stranger who did nothing to him just to test out his martial arts training

Same guy who admits to stealing from stores, but it's all good because he donates money back to the store at the end of the year. Lmao.

oh you know brag about visiting a country with the age of consent at 15 and they don't extradite to his home country

This was years ago, in a different house, and even then the occasional cockroach isn't necessarily a sign of squalor or unkemptness. They can show up after a bout of rain.

Maybe try keeping it on the topic of insect cognition rather than launch into a flurry of personal attacks.

so because it was a different house and not your current one it no longer counts?

you son of a bitch

I used to spend hours in the garden playing with ants. And by playing I meant committing genocide against them. Was fukd up but I was like 6 and didn't know better.

They often travelled in little columns - about 6-12 of them, skittering forward like a small group of patrolling soldiers. I'd swoop down upon them with my sandal and blast em to pieces.

There were two methods of engagement - one being that of a high altitude bomber, where id stand and hold my sandal well above them, and then drop it; either splatting them all in an instant or missing entirely because of the height, and the sandal not being a precision guided bomb.

The other, but way more fun method was engaging them like a stuka. I obviously couldn't use the bottom flat of the sandal cause it was too broad and would obliterate them all in one go and that's obviously not how stukas work. To solve this problem I'd use the side edge of the sandal, so when I struck down it was only like half an inch striking the pavement (or the ant). I'd kneel down right above them, a sandal in each hand, and make the diving sound 'eyhhhhhhwwoooooo' before striking rapidly 'dubdubdubdubdubdubdub'

Used to tear em up and send the survivors dashing madly in all directions as I swooped up and came in for the next run.

**** was fun. But then one day these guests came over while I was in the midst of a gun run and they had a cute little daughter (no ****) and she was like 'wtf are you doing' and I felt really stupid holding my sandals while making up a lie and telling her that the ants had bitten me so I was taking revenge.

She looked at me like I was super weird.

I stopped after that.

Lol, I enjoyed that story. Did you get a boner while doing this?

Lol @ ants


Fukkin nerds

Did you fuk his queen next?

OP do you know what’s worse than ants in your pants ?





Uncles

You seen the videoconferencing the guy who caused ants to gang up and murder one? He kept putting food down and this ant kept coming up, seeing it and going to report back to the colony. Dude would take the food away as it went back, after a couple days or weeks I don't remember of him repeating it they all just fkkn ganged up and bodied this ant.

HAHA! Yeah, knock that smug ant down a peg or two.