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post 1688428373 08-15-2023, 08:05 PM
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What lube do you use to fap?

My fav is the fleshlight brand fleshlube. Unfortunately, they only sell it on their website now and the shipping is expensive af.

I tried astroglide and Lube Life but they are both meh. Ideally, I want to stick to water based.

I just bought these on Amazon:

Astroglide X - Silicone
KY Jelly
Fav brand

Any other recoomendations I should try?
post 1688428553 08-15-2023, 08:08 PM
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your mother's pucci juice
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post 1688428793 08-15-2023, 08:13 PM
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Wicked Creme and Elbow Grease are favorites
post 1688428813 08-15-2023, 08:14 PM
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Durex + spit
post 1688428843 08-15-2023, 08:14 PM
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Why in the world do you need to know the details of dudes' fapping habits?
post 1688428903 08-15-2023, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted By TheIncelRises⏩
Why in the world do you need to know the details of dudes' fapping habits?
we can help each other
post 1688429053 08-15-2023, 08:17 PM
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No lube crew
post 1688429063 08-15-2023, 08:18 PM
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tfw uncut, got that natural lubricant feelsoodman.

although i'll admit sometimes i put my dink in the sink and let the tap water flow over my tip while i stroke closing my eyes pretending i'm getting head srs.
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post 1688429143 08-15-2023, 08:19 PM
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usually coconut oil
post 1688429183 08-15-2023, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted By ConTroLFreaKK⏩
tfw uncut, got that natural lubricant feelsoodman.
i'm uncut too and used foreskin till age 23

lube kinda sucks at first. Keep using it and ur experience goes from 6/10 to 11/10 srs
post 1688429413 08-15-2023, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted By pyrogen⏩
your mother's pucci juice
Lmao. Came in to post this.
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post 1688429643 08-15-2023, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
usually coconut oil
good for lube but it stains the sheets

you ever try Wicked Creme though? it's not really lube, but man, it's good times
post 1688429783 08-15-2023, 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
good for lube but it stains the sheets

you ever try Wicked Creme though? it's not really lube, but man, it's good times
I don’t put it on the sheets

never heard of it, what is it if not lube?
post 1688429903 08-15-2023, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
I don’t put it on the sheets

never heard of it, what is it if not lube?
This. JFL if your cock is so small that it's even in the vicinty of the sheets.

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post 1688429953 08-15-2023, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
I don’t put it on the sheets

never heard of it, what is it if not lube?
i don't put it on the sheets either but it gets there!

they literally call it a "masturbation cream" it looks like lotion but it melts and gets slick as hell. But you aren't supposed to use it with something like a fleshlight.

https://www.amazon.com/Restivo-Wicke...s%2C103&sr=8-1
post 1688430133 08-15-2023, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
i don't put it on the sheets either but it gets there!

they literally call it a "masturbation cream" it looks like lotion but it melts and gets slick as hell. But you aren't supposed to use it with something like a fleshlight.

https://www.amazon.com/Restivo-Wicke...s%2C103&sr=8-1
oic lol, sounds fun to try but not sure I can bring myself to buy something that says “masturbation cream” right on the tube
post 1688430263 08-15-2023, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
oic lol, sounds fun to try but not sure I can bring myself to buy something that says “masturbation cream” right on the tube
what's the point of having a giant cock if you are going to start giving fukks?
post 1688430503 08-15-2023, 08:37 PM
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Interdasting.

post 1688430563 08-15-2023, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
what's the point of having a giant cock if you are going to start giving fukks?
fair point

and ngl mine is very fun to fap with
post 1688430663 08-15-2023, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
fair point

and ngl mine is very fun to fap with
I don't know how to respond to that other than no homo
post 1688430963 08-15-2023, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
fair point

and ngl mine is very fun to fap with
pics?
Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
I don't know how to respond to that other than no homo
see above.






p.s. no homo
post 1688431253 08-15-2023, 08:49 PM
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My own tears
post 1688431263 08-15-2023, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted By SirFapsAIot⏩
pics?



see above.






p.s. no homo
strong username to thread topic and post ratio
post 1688431323 08-15-2023, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
strong username to thread topic and post ratio
that's not an answer to his question


wait....wut?
post 1688431353 08-15-2023, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
strong username to thread topic and post ratio
I am just researching for science in here.


















































srs
post 1688431763 08-15-2023, 08:56 PM
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Uncut so my cock create its own lube.
post 1688431803 08-15-2023, 08:57 PM
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dry
post 1688431853 08-15-2023, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted By pyrogen⏩
your mother's pucci juice
First thought that came into my head as I clicked this thread. xD. Dead srs


Whenever I do fap, I do it dry tho
post 1688431883 08-15-2023, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted By havoc00⏩
dry
I used to, glad I switched. life is too short to fap dry
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