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post 1688642243 08-20-2023, 06:55 AM
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When you want a woman to leave ur place what do you say?

I got annoyed so i pretended to get an important phone call and said sorry to kick you out but some stuff came up then got in my car and drove to mcdonalds and got gas now im at home enjoying my solitude.
post 1688642303 08-20-2023, 06:58 AM
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"That was fun....but why are you still here? Do you need money for an Uber?"



Works every single time. Srs, vry srs.
post 1688642363 08-20-2023, 07:00 AM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
"That was fun....but why are you still here? Do you need money for an Uber?"



Works every single time. Srs, vry srs.
Hey ur the dude that called me red in the other topic
post 1688642473 08-20-2023, 07:03 AM
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The world would be a much better place if everyone was just honest about things.

Why can't you tell a girl, "Hey I have things to do, you gotta go."

It's much better than coming up with some half-truth and forcing everyone to try to decipher what you really meant.
post 1688642703 08-20-2023, 07:09 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
The world would be a much better place if everyone was just honest about things.

Why can't you tell a girl, "Hey I have things to do, you gotta go."

It's much better than coming up with some half-truth and forcing everyone to try to decipher what you really meant.
What if I hurt her feelings though? She was pretty nice, just a bit lot to handle for a long time.
post 1688642963 08-20-2023, 07:18 AM
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You don't have to go home, but you got to get the fuk out of here.
post 1688642973 08-20-2023, 07:19 AM
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post 1688642983 08-20-2023, 07:19 AM
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I used to tell them I had to work early and set an alarm early af. Definitely had to leave and drive around the block a few times to sell it. However most girls would leave when I was in shower and I'd go back to bed.
Ol' 71st street. The devil that birthed me.

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post 1688643013 08-20-2023, 07:21 AM
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Say your house is on fire then carry her out making her think you rescued her but then pretend to collapse from smoke inhalation closing the door as you fall, then if she calls to check on you say you managed to rouse yourself by thinking of her and put out the fire.
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1688643223 08-20-2023, 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted By HayZues
I used to tell them I had to work early and set an alarm early af. Definitely had to leave and drive around the block a few times to sell it. However most girls would leave when I was in shower and I'd go back to bed.
Lol good idea but i work nights and she knew I had 2 nights off. I was worried she would drive back by to see if im home or follow me so I took some zig zags and decided I may as well get breakfast.
post 1688643373 08-20-2023, 07:30 AM
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post 1688643773 08-20-2023, 07:40 AM
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don't ever let a woman into your place unless she is the one srs

hotels or her place every time


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post 1688643843 08-20-2023, 07:41 AM
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i say move bitch get out the way
post 1688644173 08-20-2023, 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted By surrealtaco⏩
What if I hurt her feelings though? She was pretty nice, just a bit lot to handle for a long time.
You're not being an ass by being honest.
post 1688644273 08-20-2023, 07:52 AM
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I always ALWAYS have “an early flight”.
post 1688644683 08-20-2023, 08:05 AM
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post 1688645043 08-20-2023, 08:15 AM
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"My boyfriend is coming home soon so you need to leave."

They're usually too stunned to actually be offended and put up any drama so they just gtfo
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