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Thread: Got mogged by an old lady at the pool today srs

post 1688711383 08-21-2023, 11:44 AM
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Got mogged by an old lady at the pool today srs

Finished my workout and went for my usual swim.

The pool is my zen garden, this is where I unwind, reset the days bullchit tolerance meter.

Pool had a few people kicking about, some Chad in the fast lane doing breast stroke out da water like a salmon.

Go into slow lane as usual, this is my wind down as I said, one other swimmer in the lane so we share half each.

Start my swim and the meditation begins, I can feel the healing brahs, taking my sweet ass time lost in my thoughts.

Stop for a drink, the female miscer finishes her length and stops be side me at edge of pool.

Dis cheeky can’t den begins mogging me

“Oh I thought a young man like yourself would be faster, I’ve been running circles around you”

Let out a laugh and ask “do you race everybody in the same lane as you?”

And this cheeky can’t comes out with “just the ones I know I can beat!”

"It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll. I am the master of my fate:I am the captain of my soul." ~William Ernest Henley

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post 1688711953 08-21-2023, 11:52 AM
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post 1688713573 08-21-2023, 12:17 PM
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post 1688713603 08-21-2023, 12:18 PM
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post 1688713763 08-21-2023, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
She sounded wet.
Yeah she was hitting on u op
post 1688718633 08-21-2023, 02:01 PM
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I told my misses and she’s know calling me “the granny grabber”

Brahs will the mogging ever end?
"It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll. I am the master of my fate:I am the captain of my soul." ~William Ernest Henley

“I can’t wait for Zelenskyy to tell us he has finished and no longer needs another trillion. Any day now.” ~ DomMJr
post 1688718713 08-21-2023, 02:02 PM
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Smash her to assert dominance
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post 1688718823 08-21-2023, 02:05 PM
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post 1688718853 08-21-2023, 02:05 PM
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Didn't read a single word.
post 1688718963 08-21-2023, 02:08 PM
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Only one solution











Smash her husband to assert dominance
post 1688719033 08-21-2023, 02:10 PM
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can confirm, am breast stroking chad
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