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08-29-2023, 09:35 PM
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It's Beard Growing Season Boyos. Who's In? (GTFIH)
Started growing mine a month ago. Fall and winter are right around the corner.
A beard is nature's scarf.
Just trying to decide what type of beard I want to go for this year.
Who's in?
Might just go for a big beard again like this.

A beard is nature's scarf.
Just trying to decide what type of beard I want to go for this year.
Who's in?
Might just go for a big beard again like this.

08-29-2023, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted By Ausaric⏩
You need a beard wash and oil. First time I grew a beard without those two I spent most of the time itching and my face hurting.I find them
Itchy and uncomfortable
Itchy and uncomfortable
I get it though.
08-29-2023, 09:43 PM
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Great way to cover that norwood
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Originally Posted By mcdojo⏩
or op could not gaf and do what he wants because thats what men dofrom what I remember you got a strong jaw, you shouldnt grow a big beard, thats for weakjaw brahs that need to hide. short beard or stubble to accentuate the jawline
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Growing mine right now just to see if it will finish filling in. Don't really wanna minoxidil
08-29-2023, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted By mcdojo⏩
Yea but winter here is brutal. I always shave clean for spring/summer and grow a beard for fall/winter. I like when it's -20f here and my lips never get chapped and I don't need a scarf or face covering.from what I remember you got a strong jaw, you shouldnt grow a big beard, thats for weakjaw brahs that need to hide. short beard or stubble to accentuate the jawline
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Originally Posted By OnlyMiscNotFit⏩
uwotm8?Great way to cover that norwood
Originally Posted By Oddball8945⏩
Basically this, yea.or op could not gaf and do what he wants because thats what men do
Originally Posted By wigwogzigzog⏩
Yea screw minoxidil unless you have really really bad beard genetics. It took me time and patience to be able to grow a beard. I'm in the awkward stage now where my chin/neck/stache are thick and full already but my cheeks and sideburns take forever to grow in.Growing mine right now just to see if it will finish filling in. Don't really wanna minoxidil
08-29-2023, 10:13 PM
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Very nice beard op.
I cut mine a while ago. Kinda miss it. Kinda don't. Everyone thought I was Arabic.
People would come up to me speaking Arabic. Lol
Maybe I should grow it back out.

I cut mine a while ago. Kinda miss it. Kinda don't. Everyone thought I was Arabic.
People would come up to me speaking Arabic. Lol
Maybe I should grow it back out.

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Originally Posted By MyGhettoFantasy⏩
Holy chit bro that's like that Old Testament Biblical beard genetics right there. Your beard couldn't get any thicker.Very nice beard op.
I cut mine a while ago. Kinda miss it. Kinda don't. Everyone thought I was Arabic.
People would come up to me speaking Arabic. Lol
Maybe I should grow it back out.

I cut mine a while ago. Kinda miss it. Kinda don't. Everyone thought I was Arabic.
People would come up to me speaking Arabic. Lol
Maybe I should grow it back out.

Dude I'd be rocking a beard 24/7 like that srs. Mirin hard....
08-29-2023, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩
Thanks, brah. This California heat is no joke, though.Holy chit bro that's like that Old Testament Biblical beard genetics right there. Your beard couldn't get any thicker.
Dude I'd be rocking a beard 24/7 like that srs. Mirin hard....
Dude I'd be rocking a beard 24/7 like that srs. Mirin hard....
Update threas with progress pics.
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Originally Posted By MyGhettoFantasy⏩
Very nice beard op.
I cut mine a while ago. Kinda miss it. Kinda don't. Everyone thought I was Arabic.
People would come up to me speaking Arabic. Lol
Maybe I should grow it back out.

I cut mine a while ago. Kinda miss it. Kinda don't. Everyone thought I was Arabic.
People would come up to me speaking Arabic. Lol
Maybe I should grow it back out.

Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩
m8 are you JesusHoly chit bro that's like that Old Testament Biblical beard genetics right there. Your beard couldn't get any thicker.
Dude I'd be rocking a beard 24/7 like that srs. Mirin hard....
Dude I'd be rocking a beard 24/7 like that srs. Mirin hard....
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08-29-2023, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
We're waiting for the same ride outta here, brah.m8 are you Jesus
Pls respawn
And take me off this ghey Earth
Pls respawn
And take me off this ghey Earth
Plz respawn.
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08-30-2023, 05:31 AM
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Das it mane. Definitely IN. Your OP pic looks good.
Posted this in my own thread a few days ago, but I’m at about 9 months growth. Aiming for a yeard (chin length, will maintain the sides).

Posted this in my own thread a few days ago, but I’m at about 9 months growth. Aiming for a yeard (chin length, will maintain the sides).

Originally Posted By MyGhettoFantasy⏩
Ded @ the Arabic comment. I had a dude from the UAE come up to me at a gas station recently greeting me with “alhamdulillah“ calling me “habibi” and asking where I’m from lmao srs. I personally don’t even think I look middle eastern (too fair skinned) but for some reason the beard makes people think twice.Very nice beard op.
I cut mine a while ago. Kinda miss it. Kinda don't. Everyone thought I was Arabic.
People would come up to me speaking Arabic. Lol
Maybe I should grow it back out.

I cut mine a while ago. Kinda miss it. Kinda don't. Everyone thought I was Arabic.
People would come up to me speaking Arabic. Lol
Maybe I should grow it back out.

08-30-2023, 05:36 AM
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In.
Also won my first beard contest last month.


Also won my first beard contest last month.


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Originally Posted By ajdahlheimer⏩
nicely done - congratsIn.
Also won my first beard contest last month.


Also won my first beard contest last month.


I wish I could find a decent shop to give mine some panache
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There's no such thing as a "beard growing season". That's some nonsense that millennial guys with weak facial hair genetics came up with in order to give themselves an entire month ("no shave November", hur hur!) to grow out their dainty goatees and choppy sideburns while normalizing it. It's the equivelent of bald guys who seriously need to get it over with and shave their heads clean, but they refuse to and keep growing their hair out excessively long, thereby exacerbating how bad it looks.
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
Thanks broseph. This vid shows a better view of the beard from the side:nicely done - congrats
I wish I could find a decent shop to give mine some panache
I wish I could find a decent shop to give mine some panache
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Originally Posted By ajdahlheimer⏩
So the trophy says short beard - what is the designation there? and how is it measured?Thanks broseph. This vid shows a better view of the beard from the side:
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
They measure from the bottom of your lower lip:So the trophy says short beard - what is the designation there? and how is it measured?
6" or less - Short Beard (mine was 5.75")
Over 6" - Long Beard (some dudes had over foot long beards there)
Free-style - reserved for crazy mustaches, dye-jobs, wires, braids, etc. (a black dude with a dreaded beard won this category at the show)
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Originally Posted By ajdahlheimer⏩
I am dead on at a foot right now with my haphazard measurementThey measure from the bottom of your lower lip:
6" or less - Short Beard (mine was 5.75")
Over 6" - Long Beard (some dudes had over foot long beards there)
Free-style - reserved for crazy mustaches, dye-jobs, wires, braids, etc. (a black dude with a dreaded beard won this category at the show)
6" or less - Short Beard (mine was 5.75")
Over 6" - Long Beard (some dudes had over foot long beards there)
Free-style - reserved for crazy mustaches, dye-jobs, wires, braids, etc. (a black dude with a dreaded beard won this category at the show)
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Nice beard, boyo. I used to rock a big beard. I'd brush and oil it daily. Now, I keep it short but I trim using scissors, never an electric razor. I only use the latter for my neck line. I've found that's the best way to keep a nice full beard.
Originally Posted By ajdahlheimer⏩
Mirin' beard genetics hard af, boyo! Great beard. Looks soft. lol!In.
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Also won my first beard contest last month.


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oof woulnd't wanna be ya without beard
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I'm already beard maxing half the time. Have strong genetics for it and grows quick.
I don't go with anything too too long tho
I don't go with anything too too long tho
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Thanks. It stays pretty soft with a cheap beard conditioner in the shower and then a beard mousse applied while it is still wet prior to blow drying.Mirin' beard genetics hard af, boyo! Great beard. Looks soft. lol!
Originally Posted By TokenV⏩
lolled @ "short beard"

You wouldn't laugh if you saw the lengths of some of the beards in the "long beard" category there, brah.
Straight up ZZ Top beards.
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