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Thread: If you could only pick one, which would you wife? One that likes to cook or clean?

post 1689200063 08-30-2023, 05:52 AM
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If you could only pick one, which would you wife? One that likes to cook or clean?

If you could only choose one, which girl would you prefer?

The one that likes to clean but doesn't like to cook or the one that likes to cook but doesn't like to clean?
post 1689200223 08-30-2023, 05:57 AM
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The one who likes to cook, so long as that means she's not a complete slob around the house or something. My wife cooks but nothing special, but she's a clean freak. And it gets really annoying when I just want to relax but she's up til 11pm because she feels the need to fuking dust.
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post 1689200333 08-30-2023, 06:00 AM
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marry the one who cleans and fiind a mistress who cooks
post 1689200403 08-30-2023, 06:03 AM
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back in the day they used to do both, but we arent allowed to hit them anymore so here we are
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Originally Posted By CrookedDink⏩
back in the day they used to do both, but we arent allowed to hit them anymore so here we are
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post 1689200933 08-30-2023, 06:21 AM
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Clean. I can prep my own food. Cleaning kind of blows and is tedious.
post 1689201003 08-30-2023, 06:22 AM
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Originally Posted By xxAchillesxx⏩
The one who likes to cook, so long as that means she's not a complete slob around the house or something. My wife cooks but nothing special, but she's a clean freak. And it gets really annoying when I just want to relax but she's up til 11pm because she feels the need to fuking dust.
But I hate doing the dishes. Think I'd rather marry one who cleans fuarkkk.
post 1689201343 08-30-2023, 06:33 AM
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I don't mind prepping food so I'd rather have a wife that cleans. And prepping food can be pretty quick.
I feel like cleaning takes up more time overall.

But a wife that enjoys doing both is better obv
post 1689201493 08-30-2023, 06:39 AM
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Clean. Hate coming home to a dirty house. I could just buy my food like I’ve always been doing
post 1689201553 08-30-2023, 06:40 AM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
One that likes to fuk.
This.

We pay a girl to clean and we live on takeout primarily
post 1689202303 08-30-2023, 07:00 AM
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The one that makes money and likes to ****.
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The one that cleans. No contest.
post 1689202413 08-30-2023, 07:03 AM
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Pretty hard to find one that does one without the other.
post 1689202433 08-30-2023, 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted By kusok⏩
the one that makes money and likes to ****.
right?!
post 1689202463 08-30-2023, 07:05 AM
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Originally Posted By xxAchillesxx⏩
The one who likes to cook, so long as that means she's not a complete slob around the house or something. My wife cooks but nothing special, but she's a clean freak. And it gets really annoying when I just want to relax but she's up til 11pm because she feels the need to fuking dust.
Still.. better a clean freak than a slob no?
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Between those two choices; cleaning. I am a pretty decent cook but I'm lazy when it comes to cleaning. Ideally, though, both spouses should help in cooking and cleaning.
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Good to know I'm not the only one who would pick a nice clean gal.
post 1689203103 08-30-2023, 07:22 AM
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I wouldn't focus intently on either because I'm not a weird incel. I can cook my own meals and I can clean my own house because I'm not incompetent. Marriage is a team effort, not one-sided.
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i've actually have had this discussion with my girl and other girls. said make sure everything is clean and my clothes are washed and folded and i'll take care of all the cooking. have not heard a single one of them complain. im also a good cook. so thats there trade off
Originally Posted By CrookedDink⏩
back in the day they used to do both, but we arent allowed to hit them anymore so here we are
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