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*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
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"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
-SoutheastBeast1

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-havoc00

Originally Posted By OffwhiteBrah⏩

My mom caught me masturbating for the first time. I was in 8th grade. I was sitting on my bed, curiously touching my penis. My mom walked into the room and saw. She sat down next to me on my bed, where I was fapping. With my penis still out, she started to have some sort of parental conversation with me. She was confusing me with such weird talk about “condoms” or whatever she called them. She smirked softly, then put her hand on my dik. I was scared and confused. I’ve only seen these kinds of things on television. She then told me, “Sh, everything is going to be all right." I was pretty nervous. She started to slowly stroke my dik, as I moaned quietly under my breath, “mom...” As she increased her speed slightly, my dik started to twitch. I accidentally peed on Mom. “Why is my pee white?" "This is called cum, sweetheart." It's what happens when you see a very pretty lady, and she touches you here. " Mom lays me on my back. “Hush dear, it's going to be alright.” She takes her pants off. She then removes her pants. “This is a vagina." It's what you put your peepee into. " Before I knew it, I was a freakin' mom. “Oh my gosh, mom, this feels so amazing!” “Oh yeah, right there, cum in my pucci" "OHHH” her hips started to furiously sway against my dick “Ohhh mom, I'm cuming!” “OHHHH” Dad walks in. “What the **** is going on here?” “Kenny! “THE **** DO YOU MEAN IT IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE? LET ME SUCK HIS DICK "Dad furiously pushes mom off my dik, places my dik in his mouth, and starts sucking. “Oh ****, yeah you like dat shiit, slut?” Oh my gosh! Daddy!” He then inserts his 2 fingers into my butthole. "MMMM OH MY GOSH” I said in his mouth. “You did good, champ!” “Thanks, dad!

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