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Thread: Why do you avid pussy-eaters get so quiet when throat cancer is mentioned?

post 1689766093 09-08-2023, 08:26 PM
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Why do you avid pussy-eaters get so quiet when throat cancer is mentioned?

HPV is responsible for 70% of oral cancers, fellas. Lets not pretend like you filthy boys are using dental dams or anything. Whip out that ol' trusty dental dam from the back pocket for a hearty helping of safe cunnilingus. Yeah, okay. Doubt that's happening.

Understand, its a completely unnatural act; one that was pushed into the mainstream by angry, bushy-crotched feminists back in the 60s. Designed to emasculate men. And you silly boys continue to slurp up all those HPV-infested juices like its huckleberry pie. And you do so with a goofy smile on your stupid little inflamed faces. Smile on the face, tumor in the throat. What a life.

But we're not supposed to talk about that, right?
R.I.P. Bert
post 1689766233 09-08-2023, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
HPV is responsible for 70% of oral cancers, fellas. Lets not pretend like you filthy boys are using dental dams or anything. Whip out that ol' trusty dental dam from the back pocket for a hearty helping of safe cunnilingus. Yeah, okay. Doubt that's happening.

Understand, its a completely unnatural act; one that was pushed into the mainstream by angry, bushy-crotched feminists back in the 60s. Designed to emasculate men. And you silly boys continue to slurp up all those HPV-infested juices like its huckleberry pie. And you do so with a goofy smile on your stupid little inflamed faces. Smile on the face, tumor in the throat. What a life.

But we're not supposed to talk about that, right?
is that why you eat ass
post 1689766413 09-08-2023, 08:33 PM
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I don't put my mouth anywhere near poosy and this is a fuking chit thread again from DonVonCuck

Get a rope, c0ckface
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post 1689766463 09-08-2023, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted By SirFapsAIot⏩
is that why you eat ass
That's where poop comes from you fool.
R.I.P. Bert
post 1689766503 09-08-2023, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
I don't put my mouth anywhere near poosy and this is a fuking chit thread again from DonVonCuck

Get a rope, c0ckface
Tell me how you really feel, skipper.
R.I.P. Bert
post 1689766583 09-08-2023, 08:36 PM
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HPV is the leading cause of cancer among young women aged 17-29
post 1689766603 09-08-2023, 08:37 PM
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It happened to Michael Douglas, but I have to admit throat cancer is a small price to pay to eat Catherine Zeta Jones' pussy...










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post 1689766623 09-08-2023, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Tell me how you really feel, skipper.
I just did fukface
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post 1689766693 09-08-2023, 08:38 PM
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Champion pussy eater crew. And I also smoke a pack of cigs a day. Statistically I should have been dead a decade ago.
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post 1689767333 09-08-2023, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Mr.PissShivers⏩
It happened to Michael Douglas, but I have to admit throat cancer is a small price to pay to eat Catherine Zeta Jones' pussy...










Would've killed for a Norm & Gilbert late night show. Toss in regular segments with Super Dave and Artie. Would've been the greatest late night show in television history.
R.I.P. Bert
post 1689767733 09-08-2023, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Would've killed for a Norm & Gilbert late night show. Toss in regular segments with Super Dave and Artie. Would've been the greatest late night show in television history.
OLD MOVIE CREW
post 1689767923 09-08-2023, 09:10 PM
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Loool
post 1689767933 09-08-2023, 09:10 PM
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Just lol if you dont eat ass
post 1689768003 09-08-2023, 09:13 PM
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Bro only if it tastes sweet and smells fresh. Thiz is how we screen for hpv.



Also those juices are the fountain of youth
post 1689769013 09-08-2023, 09:41 PM
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We all die, if I die by the pussy then it will have been a good death and I will have honored my ancestors
post 1689769603 09-08-2023, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted By ChinkWithDink⏩
We all die, if I die by the pussy then it will have been a good death and I will have honored my ancestors
Outside of maybe your father, I highly doubt any of your ancestors ever engaged in cunnilingus.
R.I.P. Bert
post 1689769653 09-08-2023, 10:01 PM
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He pretends to be a duck he's not he's a scam artist
post 1689769693 09-08-2023, 10:02 PM
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I like to partake in wine and whores.

Coin before coont.
post 1689769753 09-08-2023, 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted By BalognaNbeans⏩
He pretends to be a duck he's not he's a scam artist
You come say that to my face, cowboy.
R.I.P. Bert
post 1689770333 09-08-2023, 10:27 PM
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pussy eater checking in

you've given me a lot to think about here partner
post 1689770913 09-08-2023, 10:49 PM
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Cant turn down that FRESH AF angus boyo
post 1689770973 09-08-2023, 10:50 PM
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Why would you eat pussy when they've all been ravaged by 50+ dudes by the time they hit 25? Women are far too slooty today to trust what dongs have been in and out of their stench trench.

And eating ass is revolting, can't believe that ever became a trend. They skipped right over the pinky finger in the bunghole and went right for the tongue. Sick fuks.
post 1689771243 09-08-2023, 11:01 PM
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That's why miscers prefer sucking a nice clean wiener AND THEY'RE NOT EVEN GAY
post 1689771253 09-08-2023, 11:02 PM
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you suck pussy, you'll suck anything
post 1689771393 09-08-2023, 11:05 PM
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Is this the same for women sucking dick or just men eating vag?
post 1689771753 09-08-2023, 11:17 PM
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You've been here for a decade posting about men's buttholes the whole time, OP. Even for a miscer you are seriously unhinged
post 1689771803 09-08-2023, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Zelensky⏩
You've been here for a decade posting about men's buttholes the whole time, OP. Even for a miscer you are seriously unhinged
Says the guy who named himself after a known crossdresser.
post 1689772773 09-09-2023, 12:09 AM
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Pussy eater crew
post 1689777683 09-09-2023, 06:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Zelensky⏩
You've been here for a decade posting about men's buttholes the whole time, OP. Even for a miscer you are seriously unhinged
I've been long encouraging Miscers to shave their bungs. Its something I strongly advocate. Such a simple practice will greatly improve your quality of life. Nothing unhinged about that, partner.
R.I.P. Bert
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Men who don’t eat puss are doing a favor for the men who do.

So thank you.



Also, shave your *******s you dirty ****s.
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PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
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