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post 1689925703 09-12-2023, 08:19 AM
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We're the last human species on Earth (ever)(let that sink in)

There will never be another fellow species to discover and make weird babies with.

We dun wiped 'em all out.

The best we can hope for now is to grow our tails back.
post 1689925803 09-12-2023, 08:22 AM
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To think we beat the greats like neanderthal, homo erectus and Denosovians, perhaps even giants and yet we allowed a group of cave dwelling manlets to florish on the island of flores under our watch up to the last ice age, huge error on our part.
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post 1689926233 09-12-2023, 08:30 AM
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There was the age of reptiles, now the age of mammals. It's therefore with pretty great certainty that I think we'll eventually wipe ourselves out. I, for one, would be willing to be cryogenically frozen and eventually welcome our giant insectoid overlords.
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post 1689926343 09-12-2023, 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
The best we can hope for now is to grow our tails back.
hehe
post 1689926443 09-12-2023, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted By naich⏩
To think we beat the greats like neanderthal, homo erectus and Denosovians, perhaps even giants and yet we allowed a group of cave dwelling manlets to florish on the island of flores under our watch up to the last ice age, huge error on our part.
I would so be smashing a Neanderthal hottie right now if they were still here.

Inb4 someone posts a picture of hot Neanderthal.
post 1689926623 09-12-2023, 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
I would so be smashing a Neanderthal hottie right now if they were still here.

Inb4 someone posts a picture of hot Neanderthal.
Imagine the jaw strength of a neanderthal bish

Could probably suck a Dodge Ram through a prison fence.
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post 1689926653 09-12-2023, 08:37 AM
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post 1689926793 09-12-2023, 08:39 AM
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I had a good amount of Neanderthal DNA when I checked. Feels good mane
post 1689927093 09-12-2023, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
There was the age of reptiles, now the age of mammals. It's therefore with pretty great certainty that I think we'll eventually wipe ourselves out..
Howdy lights....

I agree that is a strong possibility.
Or, Earth will experience another Chicxulub/Yucatán Peninsula event first.

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post 1689927103 09-12-2023, 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Imagine the jaw strength of a neanderthal bish

Could probably suck a Dodge Ram through a prison fence.
Fkn lol
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Originally Posted By jreacher⏩
I had a good amount of Neanderthal DNA when I checked. Feels good mane
It would be wild to see the actual path of our individual ancestors and who they mated with along the way.

"Damn, great grandpa...your wife is hairy af".
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
There will never be another fellow species to discover and make weird babies with.
Hasnt stopped sloots from trying for the last 10,000 years.


Enter the dogpill


post 1689928023 09-12-2023, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
Hasnt stopped sloots from trying for the last 10,000 years.


Enter the dogpill


I completely understand the chemistry here.

Yesterday I made spaghetti and ate it out of a deep bowl. After I was finished I tried licking the bowl, but couldn't get my face far enough in the bowl to reach the bottom.

I put it on the kitchen floor and my dogs had no problem getting their tongues down there.
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
I completely understand the chemistry here.

Yesterday I made spaghetti and ate it out of a deep bowl. After I was finished I tried licking the bowl, but couldn't get my face far enough in the bowl to reach the bottom.

I put it on the kitchen floor and my dogs had not problem getting their tongues down there.




Hes about to put his tongue on dat ass
post 1689928413 09-12-2023, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
I completely understand the chemistry here.

Yesterday I made spaghetti and ate it out of a deep bowl. After I was finished I tried licking the bowl, but couldn't get my face far enough in the bowl to reach the bottom.

I put it on the kitchen floor and my dogs had no problem getting their tongues down there.
Sounds like you're describing my experience, but instead of a spaghetti bowl it's my wife's fart factory and instead of a dog tongue it's my gene simmons-esque greedy overzealous tongue acting like a windshield wiper out of fwarking whack.
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Sounds like you're describing my experience, but instead of a spaghetti bowl it's my wife's fart factory and instead of a dog tongue it's my gene simmons-esque greedy overzealous tongue acting like a windshield wiper out of fwarking whack.
The only thing I got out of this is that your wife has a huge anus.
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
The only thing I got out of this is that your wife has a huge anus.
You know the ass is fat when you're doing 69 and can't hear the radio.
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Those ****** on north sentinel island can still evolve if we keep them isolated for like 50k years.

They'll be gigapajeets evolved to have a 4.5 inch dink and only stink up a 2 mile radius (as opposed to 3)
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Originally Posted By outfoxxed⏩
Those ****** on north sentinel island can still evolve if we keep them isolated for like 50k years.

They'll be gigapajeets evolved to have a 4.5 inch dink and only stink up a 2 mile radius (as opposed to 3)
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Hnnnng neanderthal sloots
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Originally Posted By Jasonw1178⏩


Hnnnng neanderthal sloots
Is that shakira's ancestor?

would still devour caveman angus
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
There will never be another fellow species to discover and make weird babies with.

We dun wiped 'em all out.

The best we can hope for now is to grow our tails back.
The human is soo out of touch with it's survival instincts and dangers. If Putin really drops a nuke then half the planet will be back in the stone age. It's very humbling to know how 90% of animals on earth have gone extinct.
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