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post 1690058433 09-14-2023, 01:07 PM
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post 1690058463 09-14-2023, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted By 2010JW
Why is this frowned upon? srs

I have friends that mention this all the time too
It’s cope from guys who are bad at it or never learned. This is the new generation where dudes just aren’t getting action.

Sad.
post 1690058643 09-14-2023, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted By xxAchillesxx
You mean where her full grown bush is?
I do love bush - I like when they do the really wide V that is fully grown out but they shave the sides to give it that nice shape

put it just above the bush


I actually learned that from the book "She Comes First" - the only trick I didn't know that was in there, but man - it does work. First girl I did it to was my gf at the time, and she immediately asked where I learned that trick
post 1690058943 09-14-2023, 01:14 PM
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imagine eating then marrying the woman and she expects you to maintain that when she's 35, 40, 45, 50+...possibly 50lbs overweight, lazy and not making much effort to look decent. you gone eat it for 20+ years?
post 1690059133 09-14-2023, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted By eddiehaskell
imagine eating then marrying the woman and she expects you to maintain that when she's 35, 40, 45, 50+...possibly 50lbs overweight, lazy and not making much effort to look decent. you gone eat it for 20+ years?
Stop, I can only get so hard
Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.
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post 1690059343 09-14-2023, 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted By eddiehaskell
imagine eating then marrying the woman and she expects you to maintain that when she's 35, 40, 45, 50+...possibly 50lbs overweight, lazy and not making much effort to look decent. you gone eat it for 20+ years?
I ate out some fatties when I was single - they really appreciated that

#worthit
post 1690059563 09-14-2023, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33
I ate out some fatties when I was single - they really appreciated that

#worthit
danggg they get wet as a swimming pool too if someone half way decent looking is willing to do al that to them lol
post 1690059663 09-14-2023, 01:27 PM
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To OP: They usually always say they want to return the favor and give BJ.. how is that not getting anything in return?
Originally Posted By Judgment
It’s cope from guys who are bad at it or never learned. This is the new generation where dudes just aren’t getting action.

Sad.
I somewhat see your point here, most of the dudes that say this are younger people I know that are like 19-22 ish in the age range. It's just a recent thing where it's mentioned eating pussy is beta
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post 1690059693 09-14-2023, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted By eddiehaskell
danggg they get wet as a swimming pool too if someone half way decent looking is willing to do al that to them lol
it was hard to breathe
post 1690106003 09-15-2023, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted By EnochsProphecy
Proud because not only is my son not a homosexual, he is able to obtain a hole suited for reproduction.
No, he just licks it.

She's gonna go get knocked up by a chad afterward that won't do such weak things.
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post 1690106373 09-15-2023, 10:08 AM
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somehow i'm not surprised OP is low test.

high test men love eating pussy.
post 1690106573 09-15-2023, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted By 8PointBuck
somehow i'm not surprised OP is low test.

high test men love eating pussy.
How's that counter-offensive going?

I'm prolly gonna bang your mail order bride from Hinge/Tinder this weekend and I won't go down on her either.
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post 1690106583 09-15-2023, 10:13 AM
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If she was a virgin, sure.

But if not who in their right mind would want to moisturize it for chad?
post 1690106643 09-15-2023, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted By eddiehaskell
imagine eating then marrying the woman and she expects you to maintain that when she's 35, 40, 45, 50+...possibly 50lbs overweight, lazy and not making much effort to look decent. you gone eat it for 20+ years?
Yes. Can confirm, except the 50 lbs overweight part.
post 1690106733 09-15-2023, 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted By jack5432
If she was a virgin, sure.

But if not who in their right mind would want to moisturize it for chad?
me

oh and if she is wearing thigh high boots - having those wrapped around your head with the heels digging into your back ---- hnnnnnnng
post 1690106793 09-15-2023, 10:15 AM
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Fukkin love me some solid muff diving.

Learn to do it even halfway decent and a girl will do *anything* you want.
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post 1690107073 09-15-2023, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted By twovalvekid
Fukkin love me some solid muff diving.

Learn to do it even halfway decent and a girl will do *anything* you want.
What's your preferred pH?
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post 1690107323 09-15-2023, 10:25 AM
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He's 1 month old so right now all he's doing is some titty sucking. Still plenty of years for me to worry about this one boyo.
post 1690107553 09-15-2023, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted By 8PointBuck
you tell me boyo. how long has it been since daddy putin invaded? they can't even invade ukraine? LMFAO!

I'm sure women are just jumping over each other trying to get with a russia worshipping manlet that is too low test to eat pussy
Lemme know what my cum tastes like next time you go down on your mail-order wife.
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post 1690107643 09-15-2023, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted By cobhc
Lemme know what my cum tastes like next time you go down on your mail-order wife.
this was funny the first 80 times u posted it

low IQ, low test, beta manlet.
post 1690107693 09-15-2023, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted By 8PointBuck
this was funny the first 80 times u posted it

low IQ, low test, beta manlet.
Was it delicious the first 80 times?
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post 1690107933 09-15-2023, 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted By cobhc
Was it delicious the first 80 times?
do you dream about sucking putin's cock brah?
post 1690107993 09-15-2023, 10:37 AM
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I do my share of whistling in the wheat field
post 1690108063 09-15-2023, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted By John
I do my share of whistling in the wheat field
Idk if wheat is a good term to use.

Yeast and all.
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post 1690108333 09-15-2023, 10:45 AM
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If you’re not eating poosey, you might as well be sucking dink. Try men op.
post 1690108583 09-15-2023, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted By FoulSmell
If you’re not eating poosey, you might as well be sucking dink. Try men op.
Fuark
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post 1690108703 09-15-2023, 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted By cobhc
I'd probably be less embarrassed if he went down on men.

Just lol @ eating poosy.

No homo fr
Not as embarrassed as my son being a ****gggut like OP is.
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post 1690108783 09-15-2023, 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted By Azzurri
Not as embarrassed as my son being a ****gggut like OP is.
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post 1690112413 09-15-2023, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted By jack5432
If she was a virgin, sure.

But if not who in their right mind would want to moisturize it for chad?
wtf has chad got to do with it? beta cuck
post 1690113943 09-15-2023, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted By SarahMendoza
wtf has chad got to do with it? beta cuck
Brutal
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