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09-18-2023, 03:31 PM
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my wife and I have decided to raise our child digitally
we are in complete agreement that there is an overpopulation problem, and that having children in a COVID environment is not safe or ethical
we are adopting a little boy from Ghana soon, and we will be naming him Jayden
while raising a child and feeling like we’ve passed our genetics on to the future is important, our busy jobs prevent us from wanting to look after Jayden full time
we will be pledging Jayden and his caretaker the approximate annual investment of raising a child in the US (approximately $28k USD per year)
we will meeting with him twice weekly via Zoom to raise him and give him love.
I really hope he’s an athlete so I don’t have to pay for college lol. My wife and I are thrilled to welcome Jayden into our family (ded fkn Srs)
do you brahs know anyone who’s done this? My wife is so excited
we are adopting a little boy from Ghana soon, and we will be naming him Jayden
while raising a child and feeling like we’ve passed our genetics on to the future is important, our busy jobs prevent us from wanting to look after Jayden full time
we will be pledging Jayden and his caretaker the approximate annual investment of raising a child in the US (approximately $28k USD per year)
we will meeting with him twice weekly via Zoom to raise him and give him love.
I really hope he’s an athlete so I don’t have to pay for college lol. My wife and I are thrilled to welcome Jayden into our family (ded fkn Srs)
do you brahs know anyone who’s done this? My wife is so excited
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09-18-2023, 03:33 PM
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09-18-2023, 03:36 PM
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I think this is a better alternative to potentially sprouting a HAPA child
I fully back this
I fully back this
09-18-2023, 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted By robertbaggiojr⏩
that’s actually quite rude (ded fkn Srs)I think this is a better alternative to potentially sprouting a HAPA child
I fully back this
I fully back this
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09-18-2023, 03:47 PM
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I hope you’re not assuming his gender.
I realise you’re a first-time parent, but it’s important to get the basics right from day1.
I realise you’re a first-time parent, but it’s important to get the basics right from day1.
09-18-2023, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted By bigdownunder⏩
Lmao were not woketardssI hope you’re not assuming his gender.
I realise you’re a first-time parent, but it’s important to get the basics right from day1.
I realise you’re a first-time parent, but it’s important to get the basics right from day1.
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~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
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~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
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09-18-2023, 03:51 PM
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Have your wife quit her job and get her pregnant , ded fukin serious , stop being a cuck.
if you can afford to give 28k to strangers on the other side of the planet , your wife does not need to work.
if you can afford to give 28k to strangers on the other side of the planet , your wife does not need to work.
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09-18-2023, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted By robertbaggiojr⏩
but if that Hapa is a female in the west, she will be the most beautiful thing on earth.I think this is a better alternative to potentially sprouting a HAPA child
I fully back this
I fully back this
But if that Hapa is a male in the east, He will be the Chad of Chads amoungst Changlets.
move to Hawaii and have the best of both worlds=profit
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09-18-2023, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
There’s nothing woke about encouraging your child to find their truth.Lmao were not woketardss
Has your wife worked out how to be a digital tiger mum?
09-18-2023, 04:17 PM
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09-18-2023, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted By akferd⏩
you obviously have some hate in your heart brother and I hope your day gets better (ded fkn Srs)I hope this isnt real. It's giving off some real "Nigerian Prince" vibes.
Edit: And change your username, OP. You are NOT an alpha.
Edit: And change your username, OP. You are NOT an alpha.
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09-18-2023, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
Youre avoiding passing on your genes because of Covid? Even the weirdos walking down the street with an N95 on would tell you to get real.you obviously have some hate in your heart brother and I hope your day gets better (ded fkn Srs)
09-18-2023, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted By akferd⏩
not that it’s any of your business, but my wife and my position is more centered around overpopulation than COVID.Youre avoiding passing on your genes because of Covid? Even the weirdos walking down the street with an N95 on would tell you to get real.
COVID does present a real problem for young children thought (if not vaxxed and boosted)
heart defects, respiratory issues, etc
Stay safe out there
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09-18-2023, 04:33 PM
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It's not my business, but you mentioned it publicly to an entire forum... so.
Anyway I dont want to discourage you. The kid will be blessed by your charity, but your reasoning is bizarre. And then saying you will be raising him by meeting with him over Zoom twice a week is a joke. You even said it yourself, you dont actually want to look after him. So then you are sponsoring him, not raising him.
Nothing wrong with that, but that is different from raising a child.
Anyway I dont want to discourage you. The kid will be blessed by your charity, but your reasoning is bizarre. And then saying you will be raising him by meeting with him over Zoom twice a week is a joke. You even said it yourself, you dont actually want to look after him. So then you are sponsoring him, not raising him.
Nothing wrong with that, but that is different from raising a child.
09-18-2023, 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted By akferd⏩
if I wasn’t raising him would I have the parental right of naming him Jayden?It's not my business, but you mentioned it publicly to an entire forum... so.
Anyway I dont want to discourage you. The kid will be blessed by your charity, but your reasoning is bizarre. And then saying you will be raising him by meeting with him over Zoom twice a week is a joke. You even said it yourself, you dont actually want to look after him. So then you are sponsoring him, not raising him.
Nothing wrong with that, but that is different from raising a child.
Anyway I dont want to discourage you. The kid will be blessed by your charity, but your reasoning is bizarre. And then saying you will be raising him by meeting with him over Zoom twice a week is a joke. You even said it yourself, you dont actually want to look after him. So then you are sponsoring him, not raising him.
Nothing wrong with that, but that is different from raising a child.
didn’t think so (ded fkn Srs)
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09-18-2023, 04:44 PM
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Dumbest sht hands down I've ever read on here. Holy fuk. I think I might quit. Since you got cash to blow could you send me 28K too and I'll talk to you guys twice a week. Jesus. May as well have an AI online kid and save the $$. Unless you ever plan on bringing him to the USA you're wasting $$. Why not spread that out through donations to multiple kids. Selfish prick.
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Is this your thing now, gorilla forearms?
You trying to displace the mighty gmiscer?
You trying to displace the mighty gmiscer?
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09-18-2023, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted By akferd⏩
Kids practically live online these days.It's not my business, but you mentioned it publicly to an entire forum... so.
Anyway I dont want to discourage you. The kid will be blessed by your charity, but your reasoning is bizarre. And then saying you will be raising him by meeting with him over Zoom twice a week is a joke. You even said it yourself, you dont actually want to look after him. So then you are sponsoring him, not raising him.
Nothing wrong with that, but that is different from raising a child.
Anyway I dont want to discourage you. The kid will be blessed by your charity, but your reasoning is bizarre. And then saying you will be raising him by meeting with him over Zoom twice a week is a joke. You even said it yourself, you dont actually want to look after him. So then you are sponsoring him, not raising him.
Nothing wrong with that, but that is different from raising a child.
By engaging with him in his preferred channel RLA and his wife will probably develop a deeper connection than you analog parents ever will.
09-18-2023, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted By roosky11⏩
how is raising a child born into socioeconomic disadvantage selfish? I’ll grab my popcorn this should be goodDumbest sht hands down I've ever read on here. Holy fuk. I think I might quit. Since you got cash to blow could you send me 28K too and I'll talk to you guys twice a week. Jesus. May as well have an AI online kid and save the $$. Unless you ever plan on bringing him to the USA you're wasting $$. Why not spread that out through donations to multiple kids. Selfish prick.
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~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
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you need to help sustain the white race ***got. do better.
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09-18-2023, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
Is he taking on your last name?if I wasn’t raising him would I have the parental right of naming him Jayden?
didn’t think so (ded fkn Srs)
didn’t think so (ded fkn Srs)
didn’t think so (ded fkn Srs)
09-18-2023, 05:16 PM
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09-18-2023, 05:25 PM
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This is SO exciting. Congratulations bro! I am SO happy for you and Mrs. RLA!!! Srs, vry srs.
Raising a child in the China Virus era is both dangerous and reckless. Have you two thought about what type of diet you will be digitally raising Jayden? Vegan? Carnivore? , etc. Give us some details man....if Jayden is gonna be a Tyrone college LB he's gonna need some meet, just saying.
Either way, congrats to you guys. Although I wish I was invited to the gender reveal (I saw the FB pics), you can still expect my baby shower gift in the mail.
Raising a child in the China Virus era is both dangerous and reckless. Have you two thought about what type of diet you will be digitally raising Jayden? Vegan? Carnivore? , etc. Give us some details man....if Jayden is gonna be a Tyrone college LB he's gonna need some meet, just saying.
Either way, congrats to you guys. Although I wish I was invited to the gender reveal (I saw the FB pics), you can still expect my baby shower gift in the mail.
09-18-2023, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
thank you for your support my brother - on spread as always (ded fkn Srs)This is SO exciting. Congratulations bro! I am SO happy for you and Mrs. RLA!!! Srs, vry srs.
Raising a child in the China Virus era is both dangerous and reckless. Have you two thought about what type of diet you will be digitally raising Jayden? Vegan? Carnivore? , etc. Give us some details man....if Jayden is gonna be a Tyrone college LB he's gonna need some meet, just saying.
Either way, congrats to you guys. Although I wish I was invited to the gender reveal (I saw the FB pics), you can still expect my baby shower gift in the mail.
Raising a child in the China Virus era is both dangerous and reckless. Have you two thought about what type of diet you will be digitally raising Jayden? Vegan? Carnivore? , etc. Give us some details man....if Jayden is gonna be a Tyrone college LB he's gonna need some meet, just saying.
Either way, congrats to you guys. Although I wish I was invited to the gender reveal (I saw the FB pics), you can still expect my baby shower gift in the mail.
looking forward to sharing pictures of Jayden with you soon (no homo)
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09-18-2023, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted By akferd⏩
when i was a kid my parents punished me by stomping/squishing my balls. overtime they ended up shattering them. I now cannot produce children and have ED. I still can get boners but its hard and my ballsack is a flappy weird flat thing. Like what you see on a rooster.What a loser. Let me guess, no girl and no kids?
didn’t think so (ded fkn Srs)
didn’t think so (ded fkn Srs)
09-18-2023, 05:53 PM
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