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post 1690695943 09-26-2023, 09:47 AM
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Paging Thunderpants (5 star thread)

Describe the situation with this


The Lloyd’s Bank Coprolite, the largest fossilised human faeces ever found. It was unearthed in 1972 during excavations in York, England.The Coprolite is dated to the 9th Century, and is 8 inches long, and 2 inches wide.
post 1690696113 09-26-2023, 09:49 AM
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Excited for his eloquent response.
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post 1690697043 09-26-2023, 10:03 AM
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the ate more fiber back in those days, not even joking
post 1690697233 09-26-2023, 10:06 AM
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Fwarking IN.

That must have been some potent opium that muhfuka smoked to schit out that chocolate toddler arm.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1690697303 09-26-2023, 10:09 AM
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legit thought this was a steak or something at first
post 1690697403 09-26-2023, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted By mchabs⏩
legit thought this was a steak or something at first
...are you a schit eater?
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1690697553 09-26-2023, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted By cobhc⏩
Excited for his eloquent response.
This
post 1690697563 09-26-2023, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
...are you a schit eater?
I eat pieces of chit like you for breakfast

post 1690697853 09-26-2023, 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted By mchabs⏩
I eat pieces of chit like you for breakfast

lettuce beef real tea, if feces had the right macros, many of us would consume thatschit.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1690698573 09-26-2023, 10:27 AM
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In before chocolate fudge cobra
post 1690698763 09-26-2023, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted By MrSchons⏩
In before chocolate fudge cobra
I'd say it's more akin to a boa(bowel) constrictor
post 1690699183 09-26-2023, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted By MrSchons⏩
In before chocolate fudge cobra
+-> waddling
-> t-shirt pulled over nose
-> aggressively plungering toilet
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1690699783 09-26-2023, 10:49 AM
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Imagine their tunics pulled over their noses as they aggressively shove sticks in their chamber pots to unclog a medieval hiney scepter.
Ultra-Low Test Crew
MAGA
post 1690700703 09-26-2023, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted By BigNik78⏩
Imagine their tunics pulled over their noses as they aggressively shove sticks in their chamber pots to unclog a medieval hiney scepter.
Lmfaoooooooooo


We're all larping as the GOAT
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post 1690700713 09-26-2023, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted By Rul3⏩
the ate more fiber back in those days, not even joking
Yeah no corn in that thing. They knew back then corn was bad
post 1690701843 09-26-2023, 11:30 AM
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Impressive fart banana. I bet it felt amazing pushing that out. The pleasure and the pain entwined.
post 1690702153 09-26-2023, 11:35 AM
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Had to be from a megasloot into anal or a homo. Only way that thing had a big enough opening to come out whole. That dump would kill a normal person.
post 1690702933 09-26-2023, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted By BigNik78⏩
Imagine their tunics pulled over their noses as they aggressively shove sticks in their chamber pots to unclog a medieval hiney scepter.
lmfao

as his entire family becomes cholera-maxed in their stank mud hut paying every coin they own to their lord eating bread crumbs on the floor competing with disease-ridden rats

the product of a desperate attempt to unload their hiney vipers due to abysmal lack of fiber in their peasant diets

^ there is no emulating the king of caca, though. Still waiting for the lord of ass to enter this thread.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1690703723 09-26-2023, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
lmfao

as his entire family becomes cholera-maxed in their stank mud hut paying every coin they own to their lord eating bread crumbs on the floor competing with disease-ridden rats

the product of a desperate attempt to unload their hiney vipers due to abysmal lack of fiber in their peasant diets

^ there is no emulating the king of caca, though. Still waiting for the lord of ass to enter this thread.
This
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post 1690708573 09-26-2023, 01:41 PM
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I bet he's prepping something real big for us just you wait
post 1690752643 09-27-2023, 08:32 AM
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Bump wtf Thunderpants gtfih
post 1690753003 09-27-2023, 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
Bump wtf Thunderpants gtfih
Checking into this thread once in a while for the eventual moment the caca king swoops in and delivers fecal poetry.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1690764103 09-27-2023, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Checking into this thread once in a while for the eventual moment the caca king swoops in and delivers fecal poetry.
Same. Patience is key
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Still waiting.
post 1691021483 10-02-2023, 01:45 PM
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TFW the thread is rated 3 stars.

I tried to bump it up tho
post 1691022923 10-02-2023, 02:17 PM
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8" x 2" ... no longer a virgin
Subscribe for extra premium content (no noodz sorry guys)
post 1691035793 10-02-2023, 07:02 PM
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As I understand it 9th century England was subjected to frequent violent Viking invasions in which these Vikings were often heavily dosed with hallucinogenic mushrooms and while I am no expert on the subject I do believe HTC women of nordic origin commonly suffer from severe allergic bowel reactions to fungi and so through my hercule poirot esque skills of deduction I am to conclude that the brobdingnagian booty basilisk in question was actually farted out of the colossal diarrhea dungeon neighboring an interloping valkyrie vagooger and therefore cannot be blamed on a dentally challenged native having clogged her family’s garderobe with the brown death thus forcing her father to aggressively plunger the medieval turd trough with his ermentrude the lutist live in stratford-upon-Avon 845 tunic pulled up over his nose
post 1691035973 10-02-2023, 07:05 PM
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In after TP. #diarrheadungeon
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post 1691042023 10-02-2023, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩
ermentrude the lutist live in stratford-upon-Avon 845
Brilliant.

That gig was a real banger btw.
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