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post 1690789203 09-27-2023, 06:48 PM
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your quickest Haiku you can come up with

She was the best man
OP getting his d*ck licked
Came on her butt hole
post 1690789303 09-27-2023, 06:49 PM
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OP
Is a
Phäggöt
post 1690789543 09-27-2023, 06:52 PM
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Muscles flex and grow,
Iron's strength, determination,
Body forged in sweat.
*Simplicity is the key to life*

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I got married on August 24, 2013!!
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post 1690789573 09-27-2023, 06:53 PM
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bitch
ass
fgt
post 1690789583 09-27-2023, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Shortfuze⏩
Muscles flex and grow,
Iron's strength, determination,
Body forged in sweat.
dass it mayne.
post 1690789673 09-27-2023, 06:55 PM
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I like big buttocks
And I cannot lie about
being HTC
post 1690789813 09-27-2023, 06:57 PM
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Loving you
Easy
Beautiful you're
post 1690789823 09-27-2023, 06:58 PM
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Fuk u say
Have you know
Navy seals
post 1690789903 09-27-2023, 07:00 PM
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Quit crying and fist
Yourself, tours over Lay
Down and rot fgt
post 1690789983 09-27-2023, 07:02 PM
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Palms
Sweaty
Mother's spaghetti
post 1690790083 09-27-2023, 07:04 PM
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Sloots baste
with coom like a
turkey at thanksgiving
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