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post 1690844923 09-28-2023, 06:49 PM
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AMA: About getting sloots

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post 1690845063 09-28-2023, 06:52 PM
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How does one not come off as autistic when approaching sloots?
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post 1690845123 09-28-2023, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
How does one not come off as autistic when approaching sloots?
First you need to develop social skills

Then..

Just be confident srs
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post 1690845173 09-28-2023, 06:54 PM
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post 1690845203 09-28-2023, 06:55 PM
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What's your end goal?
post 1690845263 09-28-2023, 06:55 PM
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Do you lie about your age?
post 1690845413 09-28-2023, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
What's your end goal?
Lamborghini
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post 1690845443 09-28-2023, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted By WishIWasJawBrah⏩
Do you lie about your age?
I used to but now I just say fuk it

Girl I’m taking out tonight is 9 years younger
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post 1690845603 09-28-2023, 07:06 PM
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What type of glue do you use for your hair piece

Some sloots like to pull hair and I can’t keep having my hair piece get yanked out
post 1690846233 09-28-2023, 07:19 PM
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post 1690846263 09-28-2023, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
What type of glue do you use for your hair piece

Some sloots like to pull hair and I can’t keep having my hair piece get yanked out
Brad have the the link but he told me not to show anyone else srs
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post 1690846543 09-28-2023, 07:24 PM
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how do i prevent my hair system from sticking to my hat when i pull it off
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post 1690846603 09-28-2023, 07:25 PM
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How does it feel to give a rim job to your boyfriends
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post 1690846613 09-28-2023, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
how do i prevent my hair system from sticking to my hat when i pull it off
Apply more glue srs
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post 1690846623 09-28-2023, 07:25 PM
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How do I get sloots? Especially like Mexican waitresses
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post 1690846643 09-28-2023, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
Brad have the the link but he told me not to show anyone else srs
Do you think he would show it for $200?
post 1690846693 09-28-2023, 07:27 PM
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Ever been brutally rejected?
post 1690846703 09-28-2023, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted By WiseOldApe⏩
How does it feel to give a rim job to your boyfriends
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

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post 1690846793 09-28-2023, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
Still have not addressed the question at hand? What's it feel like to rim your boyfriend
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post 1690846953 09-28-2023, 07:33 PM
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Yes?
post 1690847023 09-28-2023, 07:35 PM
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How do you fugg them like they deserve to be fugged, because they deserve it, but also stop them from falling in love with you.

Bro, so my problem is that I am so amazing at laying pipe, I am always the best they have ever had. It gets super intimate and extremely enjoyable for me as well, but they get addicted and it quickly develops into a strong emotional connection that is not necessarily always shared, but now you are in too deep and have no idea what this emotional time bomb is capable of and as it turns out you can’t fix her even though you thought you could and being addicted to chicks with daddy issues sucks.

So like, how?
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post 1690847053 09-28-2023, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
LMFAO

It's over srs
post 1690847063 09-28-2023, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
How does one not come off as autistic when approaching sloots?
Time stamps check out

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post 1690847293 09-28-2023, 07:39 PM
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post 1690847683 09-28-2023, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted By WiseOldApe⏩
Still have not addressed the question at hand? What's it feel like to rim your boyfriend
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post 1690848693 09-28-2023, 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩
How do I get sloots? Especially like Mexican waitresses
Become a regular then ask for their number or ig

I like asking for the IG
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

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post 1690848793 09-28-2023, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
How do you fugg them like they deserve to be fugged, because they deserve it, but also stop them from falling in love with you.

Bro, so my problem is that I am so amazing at laying pipe, I am always the best they have ever had. It gets super intimate and extremely enjoyable for me as well, but they get addicted and it quickly develops into a strong emotional connection that is not necessarily always shared, but now you are in too deep and have no idea what this emotional time bomb is capable of and as it turns out you can’t fix her even though you thought you could and being addicted to chicks with daddy issues sucks.

So like, how?
I’m having the same problem recently. I would say maybe get a little sloppy drunk and kinda (verbally) mean. Sloots hate that lol
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post 1690848903 09-28-2023, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
1. There is no such thing as a "funny guy". Females will find whoever they are attracted to be "funny".
2. Hide your age to fool the algorithm, then be truthful because it doesn't matter once they find you "funny".
3. There is no greater attractor of females, than other females already attracted to you.

is this ur thread or mine? Boomers always think they have the answers
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post 1690848933 09-28-2023, 08:18 PM
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Where do I find 10/10, 18 year old sloots that lift, are conservative, virgins, extremely submissive, with no social media, cook well, with blue eyes?
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
I’m having the same problem recently. I would say maybe get a little sloppy drunk and kinda (verbally) mean. Sloots hate that lol
I figured a man of your esteem would suffer such a burden. Never tried to get a chick to become uninterested before. Always just try to rip the band aid off and kick them to the curb when I become scared enough to outweigh the hotness and insane sex drive. This might be an effective method if I can do it correctly. I imagine I may need practice.
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PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
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