Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩

As I understand it 9th century England was subjected to frequent violent Viking invasions in which these Vikings were often heavily dosed with hallucinogenic mushrooms and while I am no expert on the subject I do believe HTC women of nordic origin commonly suffer from severe allergic bowel reactions to fungi and so through my hercule poirot esque skills of deduction I am to conclude that the brobdingnagian booty basilisk in question was actually farted out of the colossal diarrhea dungeon neighboring an interloping valkyrie vagooger and therefore cannot be blamed on a dentally challenged native having clogged her family’s garderobe with the brown death thus forcing her father to aggressively plunger the medieval turd trough with his ermentrude the lutist live in stratford-upon-Avon 845 tunic pulled up over his nose

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in after!

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*

You can't fight fate

Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩

As I understand it 9th century England was subjected to frequent violent Viking invasions in which these Vikings were often heavily dosed with hallucinogenic mushrooms and while I am no expert on the subject I do believe HTC women of nordic origin commonly suffer from severe allergic bowel reactions to fungi and so through my hercule poirot esque skills of deduction I am to conclude that the brobdingnagian booty basilisk in question was actually farted out of the colossal diarrhea dungeon neighboring an interloping valkyrie vagooger and therefore cannot be blamed on a dentally challenged native having clogged her family’s garderobe with the brown death thus forcing her father to aggressively plunger the medieval turd trough with his ermentrude the lutist live in stratford-upon-Avon 845 tunic pulled up over his nose

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