10-06-2023, 01:18 PM
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Seriously, get yourselves one of these. (Pic)
Get yourself a bidet. You can get them on the cheap, or go higher end with all the bells and whistles. Like various seat and water pressure and temps, nightlights, air dry, built in air filters. Last I looked they can go from $50 on up. And having a clean stink nugget is a reward in and of itself. No more itchy turd cutter.
10-06-2023, 01:22 PM
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10-06-2023, 01:24 PM
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I donno, my wife got one during the toilet paper shortage of 2020, uses warm water, has a fan with carbon filter and has a heated seat so i was pretty pumped to try it. The feeling of using it was...shocking, can't get used to it. We still have it but only because the heated seat is HNNNGGG
10-06-2023, 01:30 PM
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when in Europe, I could not adopt this device.... Sucks because I wanted to like it, and everyone always raves about it.
At home, I always wet my toilet paper to clean up my chit.... That works just fine.
With the bidet, your effort outweighs the benefits.
At home, I always wet my toilet paper to clean up my chit.... That works just fine.
With the bidet, your effort outweighs the benefits.
10-06-2023, 01:38 PM
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Im still on the fence about getting one. I'd love to gtf away from toilet paper
10-06-2023, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Leannoodle⏩
I swear heated seats make the sht come out easier.I donno, my wife got one during the toilet paper shortage of 2020, uses warm water, has a fan with carbon filter and has a heated seat so i was pretty pumped to try it. The feeling of using it was...shocking, can't get used to it. We still have it but only because the heated seat is HNNNGGG
10-06-2023, 01:45 PM
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I just run my garden hose through the bathroom window with the jet nozzle.
I loe e.
10-06-2023, 01:50 PM
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Have a friend who use about half a roll of TP per sht srs. I asked him to explain to me how he uses that much. He said that he wraps around 5-6 revulsions of TP around his hand first to "gain leverage" and has to do several wipe so it adds it.
Now he uses these Charman Forever Rolls lol
The funny thing is that his wife is eurpean so he has the bidet on every toilet in the house. I asked him why he doesn't just use the bidet if his shts are that messy.
He said he doesn't like being anally raped on a daily basis LOL
Now he uses these Charman Forever Rolls lol
The funny thing is that his wife is eurpean so he has the bidet on every toilet in the house. I asked him why he doesn't just use the bidet if his shts are that messy.
He said he doesn't like being anally raped on a daily basis LOL
10-06-2023, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Bigbuster1⏩
We have 2 in my house.Have a friend who use about half a roll of TP per sht srs. I asked him to explain to me how he uses that much. He said that he wraps around 5-6 revulsions of TP around his hand first to "gain leverage" and has to do several wipe so it adds it.
Now he uses these Charman Forever Rolls lol
The funny thing is that his wife is eurpean so he has the bidet on every toilet in the house. I asked him why he doesn't just use the bidet if his shts are that messy.
He said he doesn't like being anally raped on a daily basis LOL
Now he uses these Charman Forever Rolls lol
The funny thing is that his wife is eurpean so he has the bidet on every toilet in the house. I asked him why he doesn't just use the bidet if his shts are that messy.
He said he doesn't like being anally raped on a daily basis LOL
Here’s my clean up routine:
push button to wash my angus, push button to turn off.
Grab 4 squares of toilet paper to give a wipe and make sure all dookie is gone, this also gets a small amount of water off.
If no dookie hit dry button.
If still dookie hit water again then dry.
10-06-2023, 02:23 PM
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10-06-2023, 02:24 PM
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10-06-2023, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
Because pressing 2 buttons is hard?when in Europe, I could not adopt this device.... Sucks because I wanted to like it, and everyone always raves about it.
At home, I always wet my toilet paper to clean up my chit.... That works just fine.
With the bidet, your effort outweighs the benefits.
At home, I always wet my toilet paper to clean up my chit.... That works just fine.
With the bidet, your effort outweighs the benefits.
10-06-2023, 02:27 PM
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Its good to fire a blast of water to knock off a clinger srs
But the amount of water dripping down your legs onto your underwear is too much srs
Like its tainted chit water dripping down
Now you got a bigger problem
*Tip pre - flush the toilet and dampen some TP ready for the onslaught
But the amount of water dripping down your legs onto your underwear is too much srs
Like its tainted chit water dripping down
Now you got a bigger problem
*Tip pre - flush the toilet and dampen some TP ready for the onslaught
10-06-2023, 02:30 PM
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Lived in Japan for 4 years
Every time I would come across one I would use it and know that my anus was clean after taking a dump
Unless youre in thailand and theres a bucket with a cup inside and youre asking yourself what it's for...
Every time I would come across one I would use it and know that my anus was clean after taking a dump
Unless youre in thailand and theres a bucket with a cup inside and youre asking yourself what it's for...
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10-06-2023, 02:32 PM
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10-06-2023, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted By TugOfPeace⏩
No one mentioned cleaning out the inner a-hole. That’s your pervy fantasy. Washing away the surface feces is the goal, not smearing it around with a piece of paper.do you think a bidet gets inside your hole? unless you gape yourself like a ****g0t and let the bidet serve as a douche, you're only getting surface level feces removed.
10-06-2023, 02:41 PM
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how does spraying water at it remove anything? you still gotta wipe it away. u going bare handed brah? just smearing **** all over? NASTY!
10-06-2023, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted By TugOfPeace⏩
So what you’re saying is that you finger your a-noose with wet wipes? Do you tease around the rim first? How many fingers do you use? Provide picks of maximum finger penetration plz.You're the one arguing that a bidet is cleaner than wet wipes. You've clearly never wiped your ass properly, imagine walking around with feces right on the inside of your ass thinking you're clean because you splashed some water on the outside, probably have skid marks all over your underwear. Nasty as fuk.
10-06-2023, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted By TugOfPeace⏩
You retards can't be serious, right? Have you ever used a bidet? it's like a pressure washer. Go scrub the sidewalk til you clean it. Oh what's that? It doesn't work?the red speaks truth for once
It's not even a comparison. Bidet gets rid of everything with ease.
10-06-2023, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted By TugOfPeace⏩
https://health.clevelandclinic.org/i...r%20you%20poop.As much as you'd love to finger your butthole all the way, it's not necessary. Just wipe a little bit inside like you would with toilet paper, there isn't any insertion required.
Otherwise, pray that a girl never sticks her tongue anywhere near it because the moment she tries, she will taste your breakfast.
Disgusting.
Otherwise, pray that a girl never sticks her tongue anywhere near it because the moment she tries, she will taste your breakfast.
Disgusting.
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10-06-2023, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted By TugOfPeace⏩
Wait, this thing doesn’t even have the decency to penetrate and assist in g spot orgasms? What’s the point of that?do you think a bidet gets inside your hole? unless you gape yourself like a ****g0t and let the bidet serve as a douche, you're only getting surface level feces removed.
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10-06-2023, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted By BalognaNbeans⏩
Yea, that doesnt check out. OP, please go back to wiping your ass like a normal person, for the sake of the public's health.Not sure about username to post content correlation
Originally Posted By freeburn⏩
I actually didnt think about wiping and using the bidet too. I mean it couldnt hurt to have it, even if you dont use it all the time. Maybe only for those times when paper doesnt work well enough.I have one and it's awesome.
Not sure why ppl have a hard time understanding, you still wipe your ass normally, then bidet, then wipe again to get rid of water.
It's like a mini shower for your ass after a poop.
Not sure why ppl have a hard time understanding, you still wipe your ass normally, then bidet, then wipe again to get rid of water.
It's like a mini shower for your ass after a poop.
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