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post 1691232613 10-06-2023, 04:06 PM
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Bidet crew here. You can use the bog roll to clean up the faecal matter first then hose down your freckle with the bidet
That way you can have a spotless poo hole without spraying kaka water everywhere
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post 1691238343 10-06-2023, 06:36 PM
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Miring
post 1691238423 10-06-2023, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted By akferd⏩
Yea, that doesnt check out. OP, please go back to wiping your ass like a normal person, for the sake of the public's health.



I actually didnt think about wiping and using the bidet too. I mean it couldnt hurt to have it, even if you dont use it all the time. Maybe only for those times when paper doesnt work well enough.
You have to wipe after the bidet. And idk about all of them but I don't trust mine to clean my arse solely, for me it's part of the wiping process. And of course you gotta wipe the water off wtf you can't just pull your pants up with a wet ******* soggin around
post 1691238543 10-06-2023, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted By freeburn⏩
You have to wipe after the bidet. And idk about all of them but I don't trust mine to clean my arse solely, for me it's part of the wiping process. And of course you gotta wipe the water off wtf you can't just pull your pants up with a wet ******* soggin around
I give a wipe after to proof read my angus. Also, my bidet has a air dry setting. Great for after showers too getting that last bit of moisture off the taint.
post 1691238693 10-06-2023, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted By FoulSmell⏩
We have 2 in my house.

Here’s my clean up routine:
push button to wash my angus, push button to turn off.
Grab 4 squares of toilet paper to give a wipe and make sure all dookie is gone, this also gets a small amount of water off.
If no dookie hit dry button.
If still dookie hit water again then dry.
I lived in an airbnb for months and everytime i tried to use the bidet it would just spray my ass cheeks, not my *******, so I gave up
post 1691238993 10-06-2023, 06:55 PM
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post 1691239163 10-06-2023, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted By FoulSmell⏩
Get yourself a bidet. You can get them on the cheap, or go higher end with all the bells and whistles. Like various seat and water pressure and temps, nightlights, air dry, built in air filters. Last I looked they can go from $50 on up. And having a clean stink nugget is a reward in and of itself. No more itchy turd cutter.




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can you post a video of you using it?
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post 1691240003 10-06-2023, 07:22 PM
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imaging making a thread about pooping and nobody brings up the GOAT ............... pooping the HEALTHY way :


brb completely emptying your bowels every time
brb feeling good
brb rbrbrb





https://i.imgur.com/H8RfKV9.jpg
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post 1691240783 10-06-2023, 07:41 PM
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Bidet crew.

Got one installed last month and it's a game changer. You obviously have to wipe after using it to dry yourself, and to get the remaining pieces that the spray didn't. But you use less toilet paper since the spray cleans you pretty good. It give you that shower fresh feeling. I've should've gotten one a long time ago.
post 1691241783 10-06-2023, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted By CalmWind⏩
imaging making a thread about pooping and nobody brings up the GOAT ............... pooping the HEALTHY way :


brb completely emptying your bowels every time
brb feeling good
brb rbrbrb





https://i.imgur.com/H8RfKV9.jpg
I use that as well. What a difference poop stools/squatty potties make. Logs flop right out.
When I crap outside of my home I never feel like I completed the dump without the stool, and never feel as clean afterwards from no bidet.
post 1691285953 10-07-2023, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted By wampa⏩
Bidet crew.

Got one installed last month and it's a game changer. You obviously have to wipe after using it to dry yourself, and to get the remaining pieces that the spray didn't. But you use less toilet paper since the spray cleans you pretty good. It give you that shower fresh feeling. I've should've gotten one a long time ago.
This guy knows
post 1691286343 10-07-2023, 04:52 PM
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How does that even work? Is it just a water gun hooked up to a toilet seat?

Just do IF so you only have to chit once a day and do it before your shower.

Problem solved.
post 1691287603 10-07-2023, 05:19 PM
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post 1691301333 10-07-2023, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted By mr.left
can you post a video of you using it?
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