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Thread: I've Never Used A Bidet But I Can't Iamgine How It's Better Than Baby Wipes

post 1691592603 10-13-2023, 04:39 AM
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Originally Posted By ArnoldLibCuck⏩
Bro, you've admitted to cleaning your assss off by wiping it on your walls. You have no credibility in this disucssion whatsoever.
Yeah, that's a textbook ad hominem and major league autism to even try to bring that up. JFC. You need to explain why a stream of water has any relation to sex with another male. You're going to claim it's because of ass-hole stimulation.


That's like saying because homos dress in bright colours, therefore anyone who dresses in bright colours is homo. It's a textbook failure of logic.
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
post 1691593093 10-13-2023, 05:14 AM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Yeah, that's a textbook ad hominem and major league autism to even try to bring that up. JFC. You need to explain why a stream of water has any relation to sex with another male. You're going to claim it's because of ass-hole stimulation.


That's like saying because homos dress in bright colours, therefore anyone who dresses in bright colours is homo. It's a textbook failure of logic.
Cognitive dissonance.
post 1691593953 10-13-2023, 05:52 AM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Yeah, that's a textbook ad hominem and major league autism to even try to bring that up. JFC. You need to explain why a stream of water has any relation to sex with another male. You're going to claim it's because of ass-hole stimulation.


That's like saying because homos dress in bright colours, therefore anyone who dresses in bright colours is homo. It's a textbook failure of logic.
writes a homoerotic tale about how good the bidet felt on his chocolate starfish and then b*tches about people pointing it out
post 1691594263 10-13-2023, 06:01 AM
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Used it once. Honestly not for me. Anyone who enjoys it secretly likes having their booty hole tickled or licked. There's a reason why alpha gorilla males use their hands and fling their poo. Anything else is closet homo activity.
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post 1691594453 10-13-2023, 06:06 AM
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Originally Posted By roosky11⏩
Used it once. Honestly not for me. Anyone who enjoys it secretly likes having their booty hole tickled or licked. There's a reason why alpha gorilla males use their hands and fling their poo. Anything else is closet homo activity.
Another insecure chitbitch arrives. Male ass-holes have prostates which are literally orgasm buttons. It's supposed to feel good when something stimulates your ass-hole.


But what is the relation between a stream of water and sex with a man? Because they have involve ass-hole stimulation? That's a loose association, not a necessary connection. Hence the blowjob analogy.
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
post 1691596733 10-13-2023, 07:08 AM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Another insecure chitbitch arrives. Male ass-holes have prostates which are literally orgasm buttons. It's supposed to feel good when something stimulates your ass-hole.


But what is the relation between a stream of water and sex with a man? Because they have involve ass-hole stimulation? That's a loose association, not a necessary connection. Hence the blowjob analogy.
you can stimulate your prostate without touching your butthole
Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
I do wonder why this is getting ignored.
probably a squirting dildo
post 1691599513 10-13-2023, 08:11 AM
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Lol @ the poors in this thread that can’t spend a couple bucks to buy a bidet seat and/or too dumb to hook it to the water line.
post 1691648963 10-14-2023, 06:02 AM
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Check it out.. Portble Bidet!

https://www.amazon.com/stores/page/8...a-f954921b98ab
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post 1691650043 10-14-2023, 06:47 AM
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Bambino wipes gotta be toxic surely


Nothing i mean nothing beats a nice warm stream of jet water aimed right at the sherifs badge srs
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i dont get it tho

how does spraying water wash it off? it would have to be so strong.

you saying you just smear/dig the **** out with your hand as its spraying? LOL GROSS

TP crew

its dry, poop is wet. brb its absorbed and wiped away

like wiping food off your lips with a napkin
post 1691650643 10-14-2023, 07:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Karupted⏩
i dont get it tho

how does spraying water wash it off? it would have to be so strong.

you saying you just smear/dig the **** out with your hand as its spraying? LOL GROSS

TP crew

its dry, poop is wet. brb its absorbed and wiped away

like wiping food off your lips with a napkin
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Originally Posted By Bushmaster⏩
1. Get handheld shower nozzle

2. Turn it to "Jet"

3. Rinse and repeat... literally.

4. Profit?
Give it a try... no hand, no smear, just clean pure angus.
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post 1691650843 10-14-2023, 07:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Bushmaster⏩
Give it a try... no hand, no smear, just clean pure angus.
but than wouldnt you have poop water spraying all down your legs and stuff? lol nasty
post 1691651073 10-14-2023, 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Baby wipes smear the chit around still.

Bidet blasts it away with a high pressure stream. No contest.

Even the standard Bum Gun is much better than wipes.
I need to spend more time with one then. Think I’ve used one a couple times. Maybe the pressure wasn’t high enough but it didn’t seem better than wiping
post 1691651373 10-14-2023, 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Karupted⏩
but than wouldnt you have poop water spraying all down your legs and stuff? lol nasty
brb walking around with chit on lower back
Brb chit stained shirt
post 1691659423 10-14-2023, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted By Karupted⏩
i dont get it tho

how does spraying water wash it off? it would have to be so strong.

you saying you just smear/dig the **** out with your hand as its spraying? LOL GROSS

TP crew

its dry, poop is wet. brb its absorbed and wiped away

like wiping food off your lips with a napkin
Let’s say you tripped and fell face first into a pile of dog chit. Your face is covered with it.

Do you:

A: wipe it off with a napkin
B: wash your face
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