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post 1691595123 10-13-2023, 06:33 AM
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Just LOL if you aren't giving yourself facials (srs)

Imagine spending money on lotion, or worse yet, not doing any skincare (you WANT to look like a tradie in your 30s?)

Lotion is significantly inferior to man-made lotion, which is FREE and comes from your body and is PROVEN to maximize youthful glow.

My wife (32) looks like she's 19, she's been doing it almost daily for 10 years, and since we met when she was 27, she has defied all logic and gotten prettier as the days go by. Her secret (and now my secret as well) is daily facials.
post 1691595133 10-13-2023, 06:34 AM
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post 1691595213 10-13-2023, 06:37 AM
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Wait so your girl took loads to her face daily for 5 yrs before you hit it
post 1691595373 10-13-2023, 06:40 AM
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Originally Posted By UglyBoyBoohoo⏩
Wait so your girl took loads to her face daily for 5 yrs before you hit it
Everyone has a past, I don't ask questions - for all I know she could have been purchasing it online, or getting it from a friend with NO SEX.
post 1691600913 10-13-2023, 08:34 AM
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I had a good facial regimen this morning after my shower, staying off camera for my calls today to let it sink in!
post 1691606993 10-13-2023, 10:41 AM
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Anyone else partake?
post 1691607093 10-13-2023, 10:43 AM
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My belly button looks 15.
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post 1691607753 10-13-2023, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted By cobhc⏩
My belly button looks 15.
Lmao Ded
post 1691608083 10-13-2023, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted By UglyBoyBoohoo⏩
Lmao Ded
Based
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post 1691608913 10-13-2023, 11:07 AM
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I cant seem to shoot that far.

Lord knows ive tried.
post 1691639243 10-13-2023, 08:58 PM
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Just did my nightly routine w/ the wife
post 1691639323 10-13-2023, 09:00 PM
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The best part it's an activity you can do with your male friends and it's not even gay
post 1691642193 10-13-2023, 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted By TryingMen⏩
The best part it's an activity you can do with your male friends and it's not even gay
True, although you gotta do it kinda incognito (not actually applying it to each other). I've sold some of my straight friends my lotion before in mason jars.
post 1691642443 10-13-2023, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted By cobhc⏩
My belly button looks 15.
Lmao
post 1691642473 10-13-2023, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Issobolic28⏩
I cant seem to shoot that far.

Lord knows ive tried.
Yep, same :/
post 1691642793 10-13-2023, 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Kewbrah⏩
Lmao
Mirin all my lazy stomach jizzlers
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post 1691643123 10-13-2023, 10:39 PM
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BRB my rectum and throat are only getting younger but it's okay because....
Originally Posted By TryingMen⏩
The best part it's an activity you can do with your male friends and it's not even gay
Right so whe nyou get caught you can be like "It's for skin care" and people will immediately understand nothing gay about it at all.
post 1691643493 10-13-2023, 11:01 PM
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I miss that miscer that wood give 500 word essays about how and why you should jizz on your own face


He was sneaky about it too








And logoutbrah
*Tolerance is the lube that slides the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of civilized society*

*We didn't deserve snailsrus*

As always: not medical advice but medical opinion crew
post 1691661973 10-14-2023, 11:02 AM
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Woke up late today, had a better facial than usual - been taking ZMA as well.
post 1691684133 10-14-2023, 05:40 PM
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I gave myself the 2nd facial of the day today! Was a little lazy so I just laid down and put my legs up and shot away instead of going to a jar first.
post 1691684393 10-14-2023, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted By VirginsMadAf⏩
I gave myself the 2nd facial of the day today! Was a little lazy so I just laid down and put my legs up and shot away instead of going to a jar first.
Ded
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post 1691684673 10-14-2023, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted By VirginsMadAf⏩
I gave myself the 2nd facial of the day today! Was a little lazy so I just laid down and put my legs up and shot away instead of going to a jar first.
What would you say if your mom caught you doing that? How would you explain that away? It's not like a regular wank?
post 1691694063 10-14-2023, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Channel83⏩
What would you say if your mom caught you doing that? How would you explain that away? It's not like a regular wank?
I don't live with my mom so not a concern.
post 1691694133 10-14-2023, 09:23 PM
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Did you know the black man's semen has a higher concentration of skin rejuvenating protein?
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post 1691694323 10-14-2023, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted By VirginsMadAf⏩
I gave myself the 2nd facial of the day today! Was a little lazy so I just laid down and put my legs up and shot away instead of going to a jar first.
Is your wife mad you stole her anti aging cream?
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Bench press: 315x5
Squat: 465x1
Strict press: 205x5
Deadlift: 405x13 (conv tap'n'go with straps)
post 1691694403 10-14-2023, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted By SaviorSelfJT⏩
Is your wife mad you stole her anti aging cream?
No, she only does it once a day, first thing in the morning.
post 1691720123 10-15-2023, 01:09 PM
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Slept in after a late night last night but got a nice juicy facial in this morning
post 1691772153 10-16-2023, 10:54 AM
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Got off a work call and blocked off for "lunch" so I could moisturize again
post 1691773233 10-16-2023, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted By VirginsMadAf⏩
Got off a work call and blocked off for "lunch" so I could moisturize again
Mirin' hard
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post 1691822063 10-17-2023, 07:48 AM
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Early morning facial is proven to increase test levels tbh.
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