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post 1692577233 10-30-2023, 05:56 PM
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99.9% Of Yall Dont Have Good Dick

Yall dont understand the significance of having GOOD dik. I just dicked my girl down and had her screaming so loud the neighbours could hear her

Most of Y’all don’t even realize if you give a girl good dick she will pay your rent, your bills And do all kinds of chit for you. I’m talking that GOOD dik, not that average dik

My best advice to you guys would be to get your dick game up
post 1692579353 10-30-2023, 06:40 PM
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And if you have a severe micro? Asking for a friend
Back with my Fam
post 1692579493 10-30-2023, 06:42 PM
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This is what I call a larping thread.
post 1692579663 10-30-2023, 06:46 PM
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This happened.
post 1692579753 10-30-2023, 06:48 PM
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Thank you for sharing such wisdom OP
post 1692579903 10-30-2023, 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
And if you have a severe micro? Asking for a friend
we’re screwed brah

It’s over before it even began
post 1692580013 10-30-2023, 06:54 PM
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Bro...
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post 1692580083 10-30-2023, 06:56 PM
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What op larps: woman: "daaaaamn op you sexed me so good, let me order you a pizza and pay your bills baby"


What really happens: op: "h-h-hey baby? Can you lend me $40 I need to go buy some groceries? I promise I will cook your dinner and do your laundry. I am really working on getting a job but it's so tough out there right now. Love you schnookums!"
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post 1692580103 10-30-2023, 06:56 PM
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Ask your momma boy she know what this chicken bone do boy.
post 1692580223 10-30-2023, 06:59 PM
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Good dik certified
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post 1692580263 10-30-2023, 07:00 PM
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Can confirm I am neighbor and I masturbated furiously while OP piped his girl
post 1692580393 10-30-2023, 07:02 PM
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The ability to fugg a woman like she deserves to be fugged is a super power.
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post 1692580453 10-30-2023, 07:03 PM
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You provide a blessing and a curse

When you make a girl cum anytime you fuk even if its a quickie, she will be attached to you and always want be around you

When you’re not around she will think you’re doing some shady chit or will think you’re cheating on her

Become insecure when you cold shoulder her or when you just want to be alone
post 1692580603 10-30-2023, 07:06 PM
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I got an elephant cock big enough where I can scratch my stomach OP.

I am good on my end. For OP, it is a different story. See proof:

post 1692580653 10-30-2023, 07:07 PM
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Op isnt wrong.
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post 1692590993 10-31-2023, 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted By rectifryer⏩
Op isnt wrong.
repped
post 1692591063 10-31-2023, 01:33 AM
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Disagree

If everything Else is on point your dick game magically becomes better in the girls eyes & she will reach orgasm all the time

If prime DiCaprio is average in bed the girl he fuks will say it was the best Night of her life & no future man Can compare
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post 1692591353 10-31-2023, 02:04 AM
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Originally Posted By 4everalone⏩
Disagree

If everything Else is on point your dick game magically becomes better in the girls eyes & she will reach orgasm all the time

If prime DiCaprio is average in bed the girl he fuks will say it was the best Night of her life & no future man Can compare
wrong

Other qualities like money or whatever just compensate for lack of good dik. The same way if you have an amazing face you can pretty much say anything and you don’t NEED game. Good dik puts life On easy mode, the same way having a handsome face does. Leonardo is a fukin millionaire with status And so he can compensate for lack of good dik because bitches love attention and they will get that with him + incredible lifestyle
post 1692591503 10-31-2023, 02:12 AM
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Originally Posted By GrandTheftAuto6⏩
wrong

Other qualities like money or whatever just compensate for lack of good dik. The same way if you have an amazing face you can pretty much say anything and you don’t NEED game. Good dik puts life On easy mode, the same way having a handsome face does. Leonardo is a fukin millionaire with status And so he can compensate for lack of good dik because bitches love attention and they will get that with him + incredible lifestyle
You can't really have good dik without at least an attraction though bro srs.

You could have a monster and she will be like "ow that hurts in that position" compared to if she is really into you where she goes wild and begs for it harder and faster in the same position dead srs.
post 1692591703 10-31-2023, 02:27 AM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
And if you have a severe micro? Asking for a friend
You better be fukin good with your mouth and hands

Don’t listen to these idiots that say Eating pussy is submissive. Eat her out good, finger bang her crazy, rub her clit til she’s screaming, be good at dirty talk and then fuk her with your tiny micro dik to the best of your abilities, that way your dik is Just The cherry On The top, it’s not the main course. You really gotta make up for lack of big dick in other ways if you ain’t packing
post 1692591783 10-31-2023, 02:34 AM
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Originally Posted By LuigiMiami631⏩
I got an elephant cock big enough where I can scratch my stomach OP.

I am good on my end. For OP, it is a different story. See proof:

I can scratch my nose.
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post 1692591803 10-31-2023, 02:36 AM
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Originally Posted By GrandTheftAuto6⏩
Yall dont understand the significance of having GOOD dik. I just dicked my girl down and had her screaming so loud the neighbours could hear her

Most of Y’all don’t even realize if you give a girl good dick she will pay your rent, your bills And do all kinds of chit for you. I’m talking that GOOD dik, not that average dik

My best advice to you guys would be to get your dick game up
I understand that my prowess in bed is nowhere is close to Johnny Sins but I can still keep a healthy relationship with my long term gf
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OP, why are you thinking about other guys' dicks?
Wort ew in th wold.
post 1692591923 10-31-2023, 02:48 AM
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Originally Posted By ClivesTriceps⏩
OP, why are you thinking about other guys' dicks?
He's in the Fraudhy Crew - likes getting bottomed out by trannies...

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You're a man in your mid 30's, why do you make cringe threads like this?
post 1692592723 10-31-2023, 04:08 AM
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Power of the penis
post 1692592823 10-31-2023, 04:11 AM
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Originally Posted By GrandTheftAuto6⏩
wrong

Other qualities like money or whatever just compensate for lack of good dik. The same way if you have an amazing face you can pretty much say anything and you don’t NEED game. Good dik puts life On easy mode, the same way having a handsome face does. Leonardo is a fukin millionaire with status And so he can compensate for lack of good dik because bitches love attention and they will get that with him + incredible lifestyle
Bro If a «good dick brah» goes from 6 figures to unemplyed & depressed his whore wife’s attraction to him will plummet & she will divorce him 9 out of 10 times.

Same dick game with way different outcomes.
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I believe I saw a Mercedes driving around here


And I can’t say one way or the other if that was an insurance advisory or just a


You’re putting everything at jeopardy advisory
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Anyways?


You know what I find interesting?

Is I’ve had an insane amount of onses


But let’s just compare two of the very few

“Relationships I’ve had.”


In all the 12” inch sessions I’ve seen some of these girls have?


With 8.25” I never see responses like these 2


Is it just an oral fixation?

Because these I have nothing going for me besides a huge dik that if you have sex with me

You’ll never be able to go back

Vaginal walls are elastic and most nerve endings are on the outside not in


So I’m giving up many other positive things to make sure the rest of my sex life for the remainder of my years is jaded


I just what they’re thinking if that’s a good idea


Anyways? I can’t wait to never go back to thinking about this extra ****



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