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post 1693783623 11-22-2023, 03:21 PM
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Is it worth blowing half of your monthly entertainment budget at the strip club?

Once or twice a year? Assuming the strippers are solid 6.5/10s and up, with exceptional tits/ass…
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post 1693783753 11-22-2023, 03:24 PM
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pay for blue balls? I hope you're getting OWO CIM JFK DVD MP3 like Ibby
post 1693784223 11-22-2023, 03:39 PM
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I can’t believe strip clubs are even still a thing in 2023 srs
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post 1693784853 11-22-2023, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted By BrianDaMan⏩
pay for blue balls? I hope you're getting OWO CIM JFK DVD MP3 like Ibby
You forgot the best part. Paying to lick their butthole
post 1693784883 11-22-2023, 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted By WalrusOverlord⏩
You forgot the best part. Paying to lick their butthole
Not gonna lie, I don't know the acronym for that. I have a low IQ.
post 1693785093 11-22-2023, 04:00 PM
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Save the strip club money and get new wheels for your trailer
post 1693785183 11-22-2023, 04:02 PM
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You just get blue balls and leave frustrated. Beta AF. Strip clubs are a boomer meme, and needs to die with them.
post 1693785193 11-22-2023, 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted By BrianDaMan⏩
Not gonna lie, I don't know the acronym for that. I have a low IQ.
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post 1693785383 11-22-2023, 04:06 PM
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Know how far they go at the club before you bring your money. If you leave without them busting your nut and you're out $100+, it isn't worth it.
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post 1693785393 11-22-2023, 04:07 PM
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Lol pass. I use to like clubs. Even bounced at a strip club in college.

I would like to go see some good pole dancers and the tits are a bonus... HOWEVER, the modern girls don't know how to hustle or dance. They just shake their ass and expect you to feed them like a broken vending machine.

It is like the strippers just don't have any pride in their job... Who would have thunk.
post 1693785563 11-22-2023, 04:10 PM
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Take whatever money you'd spend at a strip club and buy a hooker
post 1693786293 11-22-2023, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted By BrianDaMan⏩
pay for blue balls? I hope you're getting OWO CIM JFK DVD MP3 like Ibby
This. Never saw the point in strip clubs.

Brb 20 quid for a 3 mins dance and can’t even touch the sloots, that equates to £200 for 30 mins .

For 200 quid I could have a threesome with two 8/10 big booty Brazilians, get double OWO sloppy head and ball sucking with my Angus rimmed and have my coom swallowed.
post 1693786543 11-22-2023, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Austanian⏩
Lol pass. I use to like clubs. Even bounced at a strip club in college.

I would like to go see some good pole dancers and the tits are a bonus... HOWEVER, the modern girls don't know how to hustle or dance. They just shake their ass and expect you to feed them like a broken vending machine.

It is like the strippers just don't have any pride in their job... Who would have thunk.
The last time I went to a club the girls would just walk to me and ask if I wanted a dance. They didn't say hi, start a convo, or even work to the point. I told each and everyone to work on their game and to go away. (Super Ded fkn Srs)
post 1693786643 11-22-2023, 04:41 PM
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Do you use the singles that people tip you for their Uber trips?
Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
This. Never saw the point in strip clubs.

Brb 20 quid for a 3 mins dance and can’t even touch the sloots, that equates to £200 for 30 mins .

For 200 quid I could have a threesome with two 8/10 big booty Brazilians, get double OWO sloppy head and ball sucking with my Angus rimmed and have my coom.
Can you get STDs from a lap dance though?

Also how are your STDs ibby?
post 1693786843 11-22-2023, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
Do you use the singles that people tip you for their Uber trips?



Can you get STDs from a lap dance though?

Also how are your STDs ibby?
Only caught chlamydia once 2 years ago, it’s not even a big deal as it’s cured after one pill.

Been tested several times since and been all clear.
post 1693787083 11-22-2023, 04:52 PM
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it's your entertainment fund. Blow the whole thing every month if you want, as long as it is only your entertainment fund and you budget properly
post 1693787153 11-22-2023, 04:53 PM
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better to just save up for a trip to amsterdam or thailand
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post 1693789393 11-22-2023, 05:47 PM
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Incels spotted. Life ain't all about busting nuts, lol. Some of us are busting plenty.
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post 1693789413 11-22-2023, 05:48 PM
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Monthly entertainment budget?

lol ok brokie
post 1693791533 11-22-2023, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted By infinityplus1⏩
Monthly entertainment budget?

lol ok brokie
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post 1693791823 11-22-2023, 06:48 PM
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I go to a strip club where you can get your dick sucked, and it's still a waste of money.

Always feel ridiculous when you go with guys who spend like $600 in the back room and don't get anything
post 1693796643 11-22-2023, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted By MyBaddBrah⏩
Incels spotted. Life ain't all about busting nuts, lol. Some of us are busting plenty.
Holy fawwwk, when did you come back?
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post 1693796953 11-22-2023, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted By BrianDaMan⏩
pay for blue balls? I hope you're getting OWO CIM JFK DVD MP3 like Ibby
This. I never understood strip clubs. Why would you waste an evening and money to get blue balled by some hoe when you can spend 2 minutes fapping for free?
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**** that, go get an escort
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
Take whatever money you'd spend at a strip club and buy a hooker
This x1000, Strip club is fun if you have endless cash but for avg joe money goes way further with a hooker. I mean avg 6/10 stripper is going to want 500 at least just for oral in back room. Fuk that. Sometimes u can bring them home after but overall too much work.
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post 1693813033 11-23-2023, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted By optimus1⏩
This x1000, Strip club is fun if you have endless cash but for avg joe money goes way further with a hooker. I mean avg 6/10 stripper is going to want 500 at least just for oral in back room. Fuk that. Sometimes u can bring them home after but overall too much work.
Hookers are also a lot more damaged and on a lot more ********. The quality is much lower.
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post 1693813233 11-23-2023, 08:26 AM
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it makes me scared for brokies when i see them throwing all their money at strippers lol.
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I used to do that

Then i took a month and used all that money on clothes maxing

Literally never went back to a strip club not even for my bachelor party.
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