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post 1693989103 11-27-2023, 08:37 AM
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You ever have a thought/idea, then laugh out loud at how fukking retarded and

messed up you are?

Do "normal" people have insane thoughts, or is it mostly weird ass forum dwellers on the spectrum that think of things that would make a nun vomit?
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post 1693989403 11-27-2023, 08:44 AM
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I had weird thoughts or flash backs when walking around in public then have to try not to laugh.


OP next time you are walking around the grocery store with people around, go ahead and remember that there is some weirdo out there who endlessly makes new accounts on a gay dying indian bodybuilding forum just to post about wanting to see your butt hole. Then try not to laugh. And if you do laugh you will have no way to explain to strangers what made you laugh, you will look like a crazy person if you say nothing but even more crazy if you try to explain the situation.
post 1693989423 11-27-2023, 08:44 AM
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I be sitting there and thinking of ways how I’d save the entire building if someone broke in with a gun

Is this normal?
post 1693989623 11-27-2023, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
I had weird thoughts or flash backs when walking around in public then have to try not to laugh.


OP next time you are walking around the grocery store with people around, go ahead and remember that there is some weirdo out there who endlessly makes new accounts on a gay dying indian bodybuilding forum just to post about wanting to see your butt hole. Then try not to laugh. And if you do laugh you will have no way to explain to strangers what made you laugh, you will look like a crazy person if you say nothing but even more crazy if you try to explain the situation.
Lmao
Originally Posted By BaylissG⏩
I be sitting there and thinking of ways how I’d save the entire building if someone broke in with a gun

Is this normal?
There's two thoughts that occur to me in that situation

1. Do I have enough time to sprint for the exit?
2. Am I close enough to rush the shooter if they were near me?
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post 1693989703 11-27-2023, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted By BaylissG⏩
I be sitting there and thinking of ways how I’d save the entire building if someone broke in with a gun

Is this normal?
ive run through entire storylines in the shower or walking of saving ppl or a beautiful girl badassly during a crisis while getting injured, passing out and waking up to hero worship and woman worship and all


fuark
post 1693989803 11-27-2023, 08:51 AM
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All of you are weirdos bro. I'm the most normal person on misc.

Me and BBMG see reality for what it is : That women are worthless whores who only want Chads

If you don't agree with this premise, you're a true weirdo (srs)
post 1693989933 11-27-2023, 08:55 AM
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I've recognized I have the mind of a killer and could kill without emotion but choose not to because of the general inconvenience
post 1693990003 11-27-2023, 08:57 AM
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Muzzlrpress, you're a ****in weirdo bro. You're so weird.

Why do you pretend you wouldn't be an incel in me and BBMG's shoes?
post 1693990083 11-27-2023, 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Condo41⏩
I've recognized I have the mind of a killer and could kill without emotion but choose not to because of the general inconvenience
you're a cuck who's wife gets wasted with her boss and not you
post 1693990203 11-27-2023, 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted By condominum14⏩
ive run through entire storylines in the shower or walking of saving ppl or a beautiful girl badassly during a crisis while getting injured, passing out and waking up to hero worship and woman worship and all


fuark
What about that awesome daydream where you go back to medieval times with modern technology and weaponry and become a King or Lord and get all the medieval pussy?
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post 1693990293 11-27-2023, 09:04 AM
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Today a thick latina girl got up from the leg extension machine and I thought it'd be hilarious if I went up to take a huge sniff as if I were coming up for air. Kinda lol'd imagining the reactions.
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post 1693990333 11-27-2023, 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
What about that awesome daydream where you go back to medieval times with modern technology and weaponry and become a King or Lord and get all the medieval pussy?
that's up there

or in high school saving the school from an intruder. guy enters into the classroom, you jump and decimate him and are the class hero

and the hottest girls clamor for you
post 1693990393 11-27-2023, 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
What about that awesome daydream where you go back to medieval times with modern technology and weaponry and become a King or Lord and get all the medieval pussy?
Don't ignore me you retard
post 1693990423 11-27-2023, 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted By MuzzlrpressAss⏩
All of you are weirdos bro. I'm the most normal person on misc.

Me and BBMG see reality for what it is : That women are worthless whores who only want Chads

If you don't agree with this premise, you're a true weirdo (srs)
Muzzlrpress is going to think about you at the gym next time he is about to do squats or bent over rows, thinking about Vishnu who has the man crush on the dying gay indian bodybuilidng forum always making alts about his sweet butthole, what if Vishnu tracked him down at the gym and is watching him bent over. Then he is going to have to try to not laugh with normies around.
post 1693990513 11-27-2023, 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
Muzzlrpress is going to think about you at the gym next time he is about to do squats or bent over rows, thinking about Vishnu who has the man crush on the dying gay indian bodybuilidng forum always making alts about his sweet butthole, what if Vishnu tracked him down at the gym and is watching him bent over. Then he is going to have to try to not laugh with normies around.
Muzzlrpress, next time your doing squads... invite me.

I will watch intensely. It will be like watching a movie
post 1693990523 11-27-2023, 09:08 AM
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Having some crazy thoughts isn't what makes you someone weird. It's when they are so seperated from reality that they begin acting (or at least seriously considering it) on those insane thoughts that you know you've got a real issue on your hands.
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all the time.

sometimes I'll think of something and start lol'ing out loud and think the misc would enjoy

then I post and it's crickets
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post 1693990553 11-27-2023, 09:08 AM
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Back in 1996 I was living in Palm Desert, CA, which is obviously a desert, and one morning I was barely awake when I decided I was going to steal a gas can from the old neighbor, then dig a hole in the sand in the vacant lot next door, pour gasoline all in it, then light it on fire and melt the sand into glass, then fill it with water so I would have a place to swim.

So I got up and ate breakfast first and was headed outside when I realized that was the dumbest idea I'd ever had.
post 1693990623 11-27-2023, 09:10 AM
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all the time

always ends with the thought of the consequences if I'd say what I was thinking out loud lmfao
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Originally Posted By condominum14⏩
that's up there

or in high school saving the school from an intruder. guy enters into the classroom, you jump and decimate him and are the class hero

and the hottest girls clamor for you
Or the one where you take a modern song and go back in time and kill it at the high school talent show like in Back to the Future. I'd be on stage and my band would be performing System of a Down songs.
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post 1693990703 11-27-2023, 09:12 AM
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Believe it or not there are some people that dont or cant have "thoughts" they just exist.
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Originally Posted By NESBrah⏩
Having some crazy thoughts isn't what makes you someone weird. It's when they are so seperated from reality that they begin acting (or at least seriously considering it) on those insane thoughts that you know you've got a real issue on your hands.
What if you actually have checked online to see if a sloot was Eiffel towered by a man and dog?
Originally Posted By AlwaysFocus⏩
Believe it or not there are some people that dont or cant have "thoughts" they just exist.
I've heard of this phenomenon. I can't imagine not imagining, so I'm just gonna call them dirty stinking liars.
Originally Posted By BigTimeOperator⏩
Back in 1996 I was living in Palm Desert, CA, which is obviously a desert, and one morning I was barely awake when I decided I was going to steal a gas can from the old neighbor, then dig a hole in the sand in the vacant lot next door, pour gasoline all in it, then light it on fire and melt the sand into glass, then fill it with water so I would have a place to swim.

So I got up and ate breakfast first and was headed outside when I realized that was the dumbest idea I'd ever had.
Your brain is a treasure srs.
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post 1693991363 11-27-2023, 09:25 AM
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Yes. And reminds me of this

"The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed."

See OptimusTrajan' sig
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all the time
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What I cant quit thinking about lately is the land speed record.

Its like 763 mph or some crazy **** like that, breaking the sound barrier and was set in 1997 or way back then sometime. 1000 mph has always been the one to get after the sound barrier. No one is actively working on it.

We have these super rich guys who arent trying to break it. why? Its a cool thing to do by anyones measure.

Elon owns a damn car company and rocket company yet no rocket cars? wtf?

I spend a lot of time thinking about this.

Also the societal structure of the mid 1200's europe when grimms fairy tales are set.
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Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
What I cant quit thinking about lately is the land speed record.

Its like 763 mph or some crazy **** like that, breaking the sound barrier and was set in 1997 or way back then sometime. 1000 mph has always been the one to get after the sound barrier. No one is actively working on it.

We have these super rich guys who arent trying to break it. why? Its a cool thing to do by anyones measure.

Elon owns a damn car company and rocket company yet no rocket cars? wtf?

I spend a lot of time thinking about this.

Also the societal structure of the mid 1200's europe when grimms fairy tales are set.
The thought of going that fast on lands scares the chit out ogf me just coceptualizing it. I wonder what it felt like going that fast? Maybe getting to 1000 mph has a huge risk of an explosion or something crazy?
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Yep.
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Originally Posted By xxAchillesxx⏩
Yes. And reminds me of this

damn that's perfect
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All the time.

What's best is when people want an explanation of what im laughing at and I'll just say "no you don't".
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Originally Posted By BaylissG⏩
I be sitting there and thinking of ways how I’d save the entire building if someone broke in with a gun

Is this normal?
I think your life is over when you don't have those thoughts/delusions.

It is retarded to even contemplating being the hero every time, and not even in the sidekick role.
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