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post 1694159843 11-30-2023, 10:39 AM
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Vocaroo thread

Post a vocaroo or I will neg the FUK out of you ded ass srs


Don't want to post a vocaroo? GTFO of my thread bitch


Record your audio and upload it here you stupid mobilecels


Vocaroo.com


I'm back, bitches!
post 1694160153 11-30-2023, 10:44 AM
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merry christmas brah

edit: daughter's copypasta as read by sir morgan freeman
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1694160743 11-30-2023, 10:53 AM
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post 1694193893 12-01-2023, 03:35 AM
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OP makes a potentially legendary vocaroo thread then abandons ship like a salty grizzled drunken captain who thought he saw the fabled giant squid off the horizon.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1694194733 12-01-2023, 04:17 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
OP makes a potentially legendary vocaroo thread then abandons ship like a salty grizzled drunken captain who thought he saw the fabled giant squid off the horizon.
what's the deal with these things, I've never listened to one. Why do people use it instead of posting?
post 1694195213 12-01-2023, 04:50 AM
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Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
post 1694195333 12-01-2023, 04:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
what's the deal with these things, I've never listened to one. Why do people use it instead of posting?
Too lazy to type I guess. My wife has this insufferable colleague that sends all her text messages to her in this way. She just hits record and is literally heard walking around her house just spewing verbal diarrhea genuinely believing people have the time to listen to her constant rants. Bish is too important to distill the information in one short text.
Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
pissening accent from the land of mordor boyo
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1694195573 12-01-2023, 05:22 AM
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иди нахуи пидар
post 1694196043 12-01-2023, 05:50 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Too lazy to type I guess. My wife has this insufferable colleague that sends all her text messages to her in this way. She just hits record and is literally heard walking around her house just spewing verbal diarrhea genuinely believing people have the time to listen to her constant rants. Bish is too important to distill the information in one short text.
holy chit I never really thought about that but I have seen vids on IG that goob does where people send him voice recordings instead of DMs and it looked insufferable, don't know why it never dawned on me that some people will do that to people they know
Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
pissening accent from the land of mordor boyo
he's hoping Muzzlr will rep him for contributing
post 1694196113 12-01-2023, 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
иди нахуи пидар
post 1694196633 12-01-2023, 06:15 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Too lazy to type I guess. My wife has this insufferable colleague that sends all her text messages to her in this way. She just hits record and is literally heard walking around her house just spewing verbal diarrhea genuinely believing people have the time to listen to her constant rants. Bish is too important to distill the information in one short text.



pissening accent from the land of mordor boyo
Feels, bro. There's another grad student who does this, too on FB messenger. Rather than just type a message like a normal person, he does the voice clip thing and just rambles for minutes on end about whatever is currently bothering him ATM, and usually insults and condescends you in the process. He seriously thinks anyone actually listens to the entirety of his angry rants when instead they're just wondering why he can't just type messages back and forth.


Turns out he is autistic and thinks he is smarter than everyone else.


Preciate the compliments on my accent, too.
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
post 1694196773 12-01-2023, 06:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Feels, bro. There's another grad student who does this, too on FB messenger. Rather than just type a message like a normal person, he does the voice clip thing and just rambles for minutes on end about whatever is currently bothering him ATM, and usually insults and condescends you in the process. He seriously thinks anyone actually listens to the entirety of his angry rants when instead they're just wondering why he can't just type messages back and forth.


Turns out he is autistic and thinks he is smarter than everyone else.


Preciate the compliments on my accent, too.
cliffs? I ain't reading all that chit
post 1694196863 12-01-2023, 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
cliffs? I ain't reading all that chit
Read this you dumb sack of dicks

🖕🖕🖕
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Overthinking, overanalysing separates the body from the mind
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Originally Posted By DaviksDad⏩
Read this you dumb sack of dicks

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Originally Posted By DaviksDad⏩
They brothers.
I was just here to chit on the russian.

иди на хуй

I got a bish who send me literal videos of her unboxing her groceries. Or if she makes fkn food.
Yesterday she sent me 6 minute voicemail talking about some guy who had black teeth.
Smh
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post 1694197193 12-01-2023, 06:42 AM
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I can't post links since this alt doesn't have 50 posts, but if I could, my vocaroo would say the following :

"Muzzlrpress give me your butthole"
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Originally Posted By Muzzcbpress⏩
I can't post links since this alt doesn't have 50 posts, but if I could, my vocaroo would say the following :

"Muzzlrpress give me your butthole"
fake incel detected
post 1694200593 12-01-2023, 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted By AdvancedDreamer⏩
I'm back, bitches!
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
I'm back, bitches!
post 1694204073 12-01-2023, 09:44 AM
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Fwark I guess people missed my vocaroo reading the daughters copypasta as morgan freeman above lol

Was gonna do it as david attenborough back then but just couldn't get the inflections correctly.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Fwark I guess people missed my vocaroo reading the daughters copypasta as morgan freeman above lol

Was gonna do it as david attenborough back then but just couldn't get the inflections correctly.
That was pretty good.
Nasally morgan freeman lowkey

7-/10
post 1694244343 12-02-2023, 03:48 AM
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Originally Posted By DaviksDad⏩
That was pretty good.
Nasally morgan freeman lowkey

7-/10
Sounds like it morphed into a poverty malcolm mcdowell at times srs
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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Fark , my Arnold impression seems good till I hear it lol . needs some work .
On beer 14 at the moment

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^lmao that was rly good
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Originally Posted By RIPcockroach⏩
^lmao that was rly good
I think I got a bit better towards the end . Sure sucked arse at the start lol
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