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post 1694248223 12-02-2023, 06:37 AM
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What are random pieces of advice that can save your life?

Heard this one the other day:

1.If your car gets stalled on train tracks, get out and runtowardsthe train (off the tracks of course). Most people just run away from the train, but the train will knock the car in the direction it is going.

Running towards the train gets you behind it and in the clear.


2. If you are trapped under rubble after a disaster, don't scream for help. Rather, bang a detectable pattern like morse code or a fibonacci sequence, and rescuers will realize the sounds are not being made accidentally.
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
post 1694248343 12-02-2023, 06:43 AM
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Wear blinkers

Nobody’s here to save you


Human life is a joke
post 1694248443 12-02-2023, 06:48 AM
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Peace and tranquility are more important than self esteem.

Just walk away.

Not a high price to pay for an amazing thing.
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post 1694248483 12-02-2023, 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted By buwbs⏩
Wear blinkers

Nobody’s here to save you


Human life is a joke
Lol
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post 1694248593 12-02-2023, 06:57 AM
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Originally Posted By buwbs⏩
Wear blinkers

Nobody’s here to save you


Human life is a joke
Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
Peace and tranquility are more important than self esteem.

Just walk away.

Not a high price to pay for an amazing thing.
You guys have conflated quips and maxims with actual life saving advice. Try again if you please.



3. If you are getting chased by an aggressive dog, don't run away with your back turned to it. The dog will be faster and will see this as a sign of weakness. Instead, face it and yell at it. I instinctively did this when an aggressive dog came at me, I yelled at it "Heyyyy, get back!" because Arthur Morgan did that in Red Dead Redemption 2 when I accidentally came across a bear in the game.


Thanks Arthur bro, you saved me from possibly serious harm.
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
post 1694248613 12-02-2023, 06:58 AM
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post 1694248703 12-02-2023, 07:02 AM
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post 1694248793 12-02-2023, 07:05 AM
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Don't stick your dink in crazy.
Check your blind spot.
Make sure everything is off before you go to bed.
Never point a gun barrel at anyone unless you intend to kill them.
Look both ways before crossing the street.
Don't do drugs.
Don't buy things from weird people.
Trust your gut and if someone seems weird, leave.
Check for cancers and get checked out at least once a year.
Do not text and drive.
Avoid risky driving.
Carry a first aid kit in your car.
Have a fire extinguisher at your house.
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Never trust anyone , and never tell anyone your business . Wish I knew this decades ago
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Never trust anyone , and never tell anyone your business . Wish I knew this decades ago
It's more like trust but verify. Some degree of trust is necessary to do anything. Just be on guard and ready in case you are betrayed.
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snake venom travels through your lymph system, not your blood. lymph moves when you move, if you dont move it doesn't spread. your heart beating at 180bmp isnt going to kill you, don't panic means don't run around like an idiot.
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Originally Posted By ChinkWithDink⏩
snake venom travels through your lymph system, not your blood. lymph moves when you move, if you dont move it doesn't spread. your heart beating at 180bmp isnt going to kill you, don't panic means don't run around like an idiot.
If true, that's useful and surprising. Thanks brah.
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Don't smear feces all over your walls.
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Originally Posted By NESBrah⏩
Don't smear feces all over your walls.
I don’t think he fully understands the dangers of ecoli

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