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post 1694477443 12-06-2023, 05:34 PM
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What to text back to sloot?!

Me: you survivin?
Her: Barely hbu
Me: Best Wednesday Ever!
Her: sarcasm I assume?
Me: finally wrote my letter to Santa but I think I’m on the naughty list
Her: yikes should I even ask
Me: I’ll tell you mine if you tell me yours
Her:Santa could send me on a really long vacation after the day I had


Help me brahs. I am trying to get better at this texting game crap

I was thinking of saying:
Depends. are you free Saturday night ?

Or something along those lines
post 1694477863 12-06-2023, 05:45 PM
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Do you know her well or from a dating app?
post 1694477913 12-06-2023, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted By JackyChin⏩
Do you know her well or from a dating app?
From gym been talking for a bit. She playing hard to get
post 1694477933 12-06-2023, 05:47 PM
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Your convo is completely left field from my style of texting but I’ll give it a shot

I’d say something like

“I’ll show you mine if you show me yours” or “I’ll tell you mine if you tell me yours”

And then depending on what she says u ask her out based off that

Idk that’s tough I never really have convos through text like that
post 1694478013 12-06-2023, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Sevenlionz⏩
Your convo is completely left field from my style of texting but I’ll give it a shot

I’d say something like

“I’ll show you mine if you show me yours” or “I’ll tell you mine if you tell me yours”

And then depending on what she says u ask her out based off that

Idk that’s tough I never really have convos through text like that
Ok that’s pretty good lol.

“I’ll tell you mine if you tell me yours”

Will send and update

Tried repping you boyo but it said I’ve repped you too many times
post 1694478253 12-06-2023, 05:52 PM
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I never liked playing the cutesy coy roles all thr way through. I'd create a dead pan stop to it all when it comes time to make things clear.

Yikes should I even ask?

Go ahead

Ok...why are you in the naught list?

Who cares, let's get drinks Friday at 8.
post 1694478273 12-06-2023, 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Ondle⏩
I was thinking of saying:
Depends. are you free Saturday night ?
What the fuk is wrong with you?

Her: yikes should I even ask
You: He doesn't like me texting whores
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post 1694478323 12-06-2023, 05:54 PM
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It had just occurred to me that Fs may not be fat security and instead stand for female swag


Female swag is very very true


But of course I have no base for comparison at all


And I’m not saying this to make any said assertion


I’m just responding to stimuli

Yet the responding to stimuli had made it pop into my head. That Fs could not be about fat security and instead be about female swag.

Because that’s the first thing that popped into my head when I saw said stimuli and remembered?


I’m like ye, that caught my attention the female swag part.

Because I think? That the balance of feminine, with goofy, but well articulated with just a smidge of


….


Anyways? I guess I also popped into comment about the clip from baywatch that due to robotics engineer eluding, amongst other things. Clearly was aimed at me and came from here…

“Cocky little pretty boy.”

Damn misk that means a lot to me.

Tho it is true what Jeremiah said

But I’m hoping it’s only because I’m fat and partially sex changed hospital corruption

And can be reversed because man…





There is some truth to it… but then again when rap team Trump Jeremiah called me?

It was mid torture so
post 1694478383 12-06-2023, 05:55 PM
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you sound like you want to get ****ed and then have me pull out and you suck my dick only for me to come back and **** you again you ****ing little horny bitch i can't wait to come over there pull your hair and smack you around only to ruthlessly hate **** you for the roughest hour you've ever had and then spread my seed and have you screaming for the biggest **** you've ever had. I'm done talking. cut the ****. give me your address
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post 1694478473 12-06-2023, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Ondle⏩
Me: you survivin?
Her: Barely hbu
Me: Best Wednesday Ever!
Her: sarcasm I assume?
Me: finally wrote my letter to Santa but I think I’m on the naughty list
Her: yikes should I even ask
Age: 31
post 1694478493 12-06-2023, 05:59 PM
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I’ll update when she responds I sent sevenlionz response
post 1694478723 12-06-2023, 06:04 PM
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post 1694478783 12-06-2023, 06:06 PM
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0 texting game ITT
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post 1694478883 12-06-2023, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted By xbluexhawkx⏩
0 texting game ITT
Yea literally said that in my damn op. I’m making an effort though
post 1694478933 12-06-2023, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Ondle⏩
Yea literally said that in my damn op. I’m making an effort though
what's your relationship with this sloot
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post 1694479163 12-06-2023, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Ondle⏩
Me: you survivin?
Her: Barely hbu
Me: Best Wednesday Ever!
Her: sarcasm I assume?
Me: finally wrote my letter to Santa but I think I’m on the naughty list
Her: yikes should I even ask


Help me brahs. I am trying to get better at this texting game crap

I was thinking of saying:
Depends. are you free Saturday night ?

Or something along those lines
Not trying to be mean but you are 31? What is this ****?

Why would you write somefaggy **** about sending somefaggy letter to Santa? You sound like a littlefaggot who believes in a bunch of little guys giggling while running around the north pole trying to make toys poking each other with their littlefaggy frozen boners trying to escape a big fatfaggy white dude chasing them in red pants choking on cookies with littlefaggy crumbs dangling from his beard that this chick is now imagining you suckling off him with the help of the little guys with theirfaggy little Frozen boners.

If you didn't have a response to the weird message you sent her ready why would you even send it?
post 1694481263 12-06-2023, 06:57 PM
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Sloot responded:

My last message: I’ll tell you mine if you tell me yours

Her: “Santa could send me on a really long vacation after the day I had”

Op updated
post 1694481723 12-06-2023, 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Condo41⏩
I never liked playing the cutesy coy roles all thr way through. I'd create a dead pan stop to it all when it comes time to make things clear.

Yikes should I even ask?

Go ahead

Ok...why are you in the naught list?

Who cares, let's get drinks Friday at 8.
This.

These cutesy texts never work.

Just be a man.
Words to live by...."You're at the shopping mall with your girl but a hot chick walks by. Are you going to look at the hot girl? No. You use your peripheral vision."
post 1694481763 12-06-2023, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Ondle⏩
Sloot responded:

My last message: I’ll tell you mine if you tell me yours

Her: “Santa could send me on a really long vacation after the day I had”

Op updated
You are already in the friends zone.
Words to live by...."You're at the shopping mall with your girl but a hot chick walks by. Are you going to look at the hot girl? No. You use your peripheral vision."
post 1694481883 12-06-2023, 07:09 PM
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you were supposed to tell her naughty girls get spankings
post 1694482323 12-06-2023, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted By BeachPro11⏩
This.

These cutesy texts never work.

Just be a man.
this

Also some of you simps would be surprised at how many women love it when you get nasty/sexual with them, of course this doesnt work if your a manlet/ugly
post 1694482923 12-06-2023, 07:33 PM
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Great points prob fukked it up but learning
post 1694483063 12-06-2023, 07:38 PM
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post 1694483733 12-06-2023, 07:52 PM
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Why not just ask her out instead of texting back and fourth ?
post 1694483903 12-06-2023, 07:57 PM
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She ain't into you. That's not how women text guys they're actually interested in.

You're friendzoned
post 1694491053 12-06-2023, 11:10 PM
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Ok after more stupid back and forth here is where I’m at:

Her: just work and my travel plans went down the drain
Her: so what’s on your list?


What’s a good response to this?
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Holy cringe. The sex talk only works for Chads broyo. She's clearly not into it and she knows you're a desperate fukkboy at this point. Tone it down and show some genuine interest in her to make her feel like less of a whore.
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I think now is the perfect moment to send her a dik pic
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Originally Posted By xbluexhawkx⏩
0 texting game ITT
0 pics ITT
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