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post 1694776043 12-12-2023, 05:33 PM
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What are the most common things people lie about?

How much they walk their dogs.

"I walked old Fido 3 - 4x per day, rain or shine, cold or hot, snowy or windy!". No you didn't. We all know you didn't do that. Maybe that might be believable if it was an outdoorsy retiree with a dog or something, but it's always people like single moms of 2 - 3 kids making those claims. In reality, they walked Fido 3 times once during the first week of them getting the dog, and that's the claim that stuck even though Fido was promptly relegated to 1 - 2 walks per week shortly after they started getting bored of having a dog.
post 1694776783 12-12-2023, 05:57 PM
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"I remember all of my dreams."

Technically, I guess this one may not be an intentional lie. Just unintentional stupidity.
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post 1694776903 12-12-2023, 06:01 PM
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"I don't have pronouns"

It's 2023, everyone has pronouns
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Originally Posted By LtGoose
"I don't have pronouns"

It's 2023, everyone has pronouns
Maybe they are speaking from the perspective of being correct (regardless of year, no one has pronouns, some people believe they do, but they are wrong and should be socially reprimanded).
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post 1694777163 12-12-2023, 06:10 PM
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post 1694777913 12-12-2023, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Chrysippus
"I remember all of my dreams."

Technically, I guess this one may not be an intentional lie. Just unintentional stupidity.
I think they mean of the dreams they do remember, they think they retain 90% of those memories long-term. Which I think is probably also false. I forget 90%+ of my memorable dreams within 30 seconds of waking up. It has to be exceptionally memorable or randomly stick with me for me to remember otherwise.
post 1694778183 12-12-2023, 06:34 PM
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post 1694778733 12-12-2023, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted By GarfieldTheCat
I think they mean of the dreams they do remember, they think they retain 90% of those memories long-term. Which I think is probably also false. I forget 90%+ of my memorable dreams within 30 seconds of waking up. It has to be exceptionally memorable or randomly stick with me for me to remember otherwise.
I think that is ultimately their actual experience, and that they just don't understand the distinction between that and what they claim. They will argue back about this and seem to interpret objections of this type as "it is very hard to remember all of your dreams, so I don't believe you".
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post 1694778903 12-12-2023, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra
Miscers lie about everything. Everyone here seems to be 6'2.
all bitcoin multi-millionaires too
post 1694779173 12-12-2023, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra
Miscers lie about everything. Everyone here seems to be 6'2.
I’m not
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra
Miscers lie about everything. Everyone here seems to be 6'2.
Including you. How convenient.
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824
Including you. How convenient.
Shut up ****** monkey. dont come after my boy monster0ultra
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Originally Posted By Muzzchpress
Shut up ****** monkey. dont come after my boy monster0ultra
He pmed me and told me he hopes you have complications during your gyno surgery. You may be his boy. But he isn't yours.
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824
He pmed me and told me he hopes you have complications during your gyno surgery. You may be his boy. But he isn't yours.
Fat mulatto cuck piece of chit, go fuk yourself you fat fuk CUCKOLD
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Originally Posted By suave2000
Fat mulatto cuck piece of chit, go fuk yourself you fat fuk CUCKOLD
This guy has sex with llamas. He moved to a third world country and still can't get women. What a fuking loser.
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How many hours they work.

If they complain about working 60 hour weeks, it's probably usually 50 with the occasional standard 40 hour week thrown into the mix. If they say they work 90 hour weeks, it's probably closer to 70 - 80, more often than not.

College aged people love to lie about how much they work, too. I remember people back then bragging about how they "worked 3 jobs at once on top of going to school full-time!". Then if you dig just a hair deeper, it turns out they were putting in about 20 hours total between 3 gig type high school/college tier jobs that are arguably less demanding than working a part-time fast food job somewhere.
Originally Posted By BigElephant
Nah, some people love their dogs. My mom legit walked our dog 3x a day when we were growing up. She kind of had to though, if she just let her out to go to the bathroom on her own, she would graze in the grass and end up getting worms lol.

Most common thing people lie about is income. Although I feel like that's more of a guy thing. No one cares what a woman makes as long as she's hot. Women probably lie most about body count, they give an under on that. Gives lie about that too, but their inflate their number.
What's really funny is guys who brag about their paychecks when you know they're putting in 20+ hours of OT a week to get there.
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1- how much money they make, everyone lies about this.

2- women will always lie about how much sleep they get

3- oddly, women lie more about their height than men do.

4- how much they can lift. everyone does this.
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Originally Posted By crupiea
1- how much money they make, everyone lies about this.

2- women will always lie about how much sleep they get

3- oddly, women lie more about their height than men do.

4- how much they can lift. everyone does this.
It's funny seeing women rip on men for their height when the same women routinely wear 3" - 4" heels It's like a man with visibly obvious elevator shoes clowning on other guys for height.
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How many sex partners they've had. Men always over-inflate their numbers, and women always downplay theirs.
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