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post 1695017973 12-17-2023, 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted By TomPaine
He could buy that locally for $50 instead of $4k.
But this is the real girlfriend experience, boyo. That's what the extra money is for, you get to take her out to dinner every night.
post 1695018453 12-17-2023, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken
But this is the real girlfriend experience, boyo. That's what the extra money is for, you get to take her out to dinner every night.
Who was the miscer who kept taking hookers on paid dinner dates then still didn't smash?
post 1695018733 12-17-2023, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted By TomPaine
Who was the miscer who kept taking hookers on paid dinner dates then still didn't smash?
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=184596373

^^ This guy
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post 1695018753 12-17-2023, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted By TomPaine
Who was the miscer who kept taking hookers on paid dinner dates then still didn't smash?
Ibby tried to take one out via whatsapp and she agreed

but he is waiting for her to return to the UK. she is in ***** getting slammed by arab dick at the moment. and probably getting shat on
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post 1695018763 12-17-2023, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
The wedding is in 4 months, so I probably will **** her beforehand.
So why did you have that conversation just now instead of just banging her brains out for the next couple months before you go on this trip? Seems odd you had to say I'll bring you on this fancy trip for sexual favors... Seems more like you are a force the situation blowhard than smooth alphabrah. It's like telling the server you'll only tip them if they bring you your drinks promptly- you said the implied part outloud. The fact you did this over text makes it 10x worse. Imagine you go on this trip and everything goes great, but 4 months later you break up. Then she sues you for sexual assault because you forced her to phuk you and now she has the fukking texts to prove it. At this point, if I was you I would seriously hope she declines or perhaps just rescind the offer yourself because that is a legitimate concern you should have in your head if you are a high value fella.
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post 1695019043 12-17-2023, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted By AWillis
Ibby tried to take one out via whatsapp and she agreed

but he is waiting for her to return to the UK. she is in ***** getting slammed by arab dick at the moment. and probably getting shat on
Not him, there was some dude maybe 2 years ago that did it multiple times.
post 1695019083 12-17-2023, 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted By AWillis
have you not read the thread

if she agrees, he will get blow jobs on command as part of the deal
Originally Posted By RobParks2M
So why did you have that conversation just now instead of just banging her brains out for the next couple months before you go on this trip? Seems odd you had to say I'll bring you on this fancy trip for sexual favors... Seems more like you are a force the situation blowhard than smooth alphabrah. It's like telling the server you'll only tip them if they bring you your drinks promptly- you said the implied part outloud. The fact you did this over text makes it 10x worse. Imagine you go on this trip and everything goes great, but 4 months later you break up. Then she sues you for sexual assault because you forced her to phuk you and now she has the fukking texts to prove it. At this point, if I was you I would seriously hope she declines or perhaps just rescind the offer yourself because that is a legitimate concern you should have in your head if you are a high value fella.
the fact hes paying for everything for a girl he's not even in a relationship with. shows he's not a high value man
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post 1695019363 12-17-2023, 06:05 PM
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I hate to be this guy and make this post, but is this going to be the thread where OP gets called out and put on blast for his supposed slayer status? I recall he has posted dozens of times before about banging women 10-15 years younger, getting sex constantly and easily, etc. This story kind of belies all of that. If he had options he would have nexted this woman already. Not that he didn't fuk it up like some guy who doesn't understand women, but again this thread contradicts a lot of what he has posted in the past.
post 1695019653 12-17-2023, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
I dunno, she seems pretty committed still. Now she knows the expectation and is stiill on board. I just had to remind her that I'm a decent guy.

https://imgur.com/a/ER669iQ
U need to continue seeing / dating her but never bring it up again, she’s still down for drinks so just move forward with it like it never happened

Date 1-2 other women (potential prospects) starting NOW srs.

U gotta get OG girl to really fall for you / be into you leading up to that time, takes girls maybe 2 months max if you’re doing everything right to fall hard. By the time the wedding is here she’ll either really want to go with you and give lots of bjs OR you take one of the backup girls you’d been seeing

TRUST ME brah
post 1695019663 12-17-2023, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot
I hate to be this guy and make this post, but is this going to be the thread where OP gets called out and put on blast for his supposed slayer status? I recall he has posted dozens of times before about banging women 10-15 years younger, getting sex constantly and easily, etc. This story kind of belies all of that. If he had options he would have nexted this woman already. Not that he didn't fuk it up like some guy who doesn't understand women, but again this thread contradicts a lot of what he has posted in the past.
There is sadly a lot to doubt about op, including his 8 figure net worth and legendary real estate skills

Obviously being an autist with the sloots goes hand in hand with miscing
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post 1695019773 12-17-2023, 06:12 PM
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lol @ paying all that money to bring a girl that's apprehensive about giving you a blow job.



Go solo. Try to **** locals, tourists or hire some damn hookers bro.

Or, and this is going to sound kind of ****ed, find an IG/toktok thot that wants a free trip and is perfectly happy to give up some top the entire time.
post 1695019863 12-17-2023, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted By p7nk
the fact hes paying for everything for a girl he's not even in a relationship with. shows he's not a high value man
I disagree. If I invite a bro to come do something with me that he wouldn't normally do- like go ski at Vail- or do something expensive I'd offer to buy the $300 lift ticket for the sake of having company. Granted most of my buddies I wouldn't even offer to pay cuz I know they'd be offended, but I have other friends who are a little more conscious about their budget. Personally I wouldn't think twice about the $300 if there is a full day of fun to be had. Same thing with sloots. If he just wants to shag a girl for a week on the beach in Mexico I don't think buying her a $500 plane ticket + some food is crazy for a week of companionship.
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post 1695020043 12-17-2023, 06:18 PM
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OP should have used language she would understand, like GFE, OWO, COF, etc
post 1695020113 12-17-2023, 06:19 PM
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[QUOTE=Legz422 post_id=1695018733][ur://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=184596373[/url]

^^ This guy[/QUOTE]Fkn lmao @ Legz with the snipe shot
post 1695020153 12-17-2023, 06:21 PM
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Did op smash?
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post 1695020283 12-17-2023, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted By IlChosenOne
There is sadly a lot to doubt about op, including his 8 figure net worth and legendary real estate skills

Obviously being an autist with the sloots goes hand in hand with miscing
Hey man I'm just the guy that just now started paying attentionnot all at once, plz
post 1695020823 12-17-2023, 06:40 PM
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horrible idea.

going with a femaloid who DOESNT want to be with you is a hard pass.
post 1695021813 12-17-2023, 07:00 PM
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are you her sugar daddy or pay pig?
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post 1695022183 12-17-2023, 07:08 PM
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You’re not kicking her out if she doesn’t have sex or blow you let’s be real. She doesn’t owe you anything and it sounds like you barely even know her
post 1695022283 12-17-2023, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted By guest89
lol @ paying all that money to bring a girl that's apprehensive about giving you a blow job.



Go solo. Try to **** locals, tourists or hire some damn hookers bro.

Or, and this is going to sound kind of ****ed, find an IG/toktok thot that wants a free trip and is perfectly happy to give up some top the entire time.
Nah, she actually said she has no Social Media. I haven't actually looked to confirm, but she doesn't strike me as some attention whore at all.
post 1695025513 12-17-2023, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Caldef
Tbh I think op is pretty disrespectful taking a random to a wedding anyway.

Bride and groom are probably paying $200 per person just for food at the reception, let alone drinks and any other miscellaneous costs.

Of course OP doesn't have a clue about the cost of weddings, so he doesn't comprehend that his poor attempt to get laid is actually costing his friends (or their families) hundreds of dollars too.

Or that often you have to restrict numbers at a wedding, and that there's probably other friends that didn't make the cut, who they probably would've far rather asked than a random who OP isn't even dating
Shutting this down.

The extreme negativity, mysogany, hate, and pure idiocy a lot of you "men" post here daily truly makes me cringe Irl.

The reality here is: OP found a woman he loves and wanted to marry. Did it in an unconventional venue, and was a success. Good for him! Don't be such a negative ******* for the sake of beig a dick...

The insane amount of comments degrading women also has to stop. I'll begin mass banning for those comments when I see them. So knock it off.

OP has more life experience than the vast majority of the misc, with the average age being around 22, and knows his relationship better than anyone here. Who the fuk are you to tear him down? Get a life. Truly.


OP. I wish you the best of luck. It sounds like you've found a winner.
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post 1695025733 12-17-2023, 08:26 PM
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there's really a lot to unpack here
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post 1695026593 12-17-2023, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
If she blocks my number that would actually be a desired outcome as well, because it tell me her intentions.
Thing is, she probably intended to sleep with you anyway but your approach is what is likely to make her turn you down. Desperate and disrespectful is not attractive.
post 1695027113 12-17-2023, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Kewbrah
OP should have used language she would understand, like GFE, OWO, COF, etc
where is vascular manlet when you need him
Originally Posted By RobParks2M
So why did you have that conversation just now instead of just banging her brains out for the next couple months before you go on this trip? Seems odd you had to say I'll bring you on this fancy trip for sexual favors... Seems more like you are a force the situation blowhard than smooth alphabrah. It's like telling the server you'll only tip them if they bring you your drinks promptly- you said the implied part outloud. The fact you did this over text makes it 10x worse. Imagine you go on this trip and everything goes great, but 4 months later you break up. Then she sues you for sexual assault because you forced her to phuk you and now she has the fukking texts to prove it. At this point, if I was you I would seriously hope she declines or perhaps just rescind the offer yourself because that is a legitimate concern you should have in your head if you are a high value fella.
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post 1695027263 12-17-2023, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted By AVIK777
Didn’t read

But lol at saying you expect blowjobs

U r a retard
this.

what a fkn dumbass.
post 1695036403 12-18-2023, 05:24 AM
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Next time you offer a bird an all expenses paid trip to paradise, just skip asking for blowjobs. It'll probably happen naturally after a few drinks and a good time in the sun.

My money is on this chick not going with you, Oliver. Have you even met her in person?
post 1695037213 12-18-2023, 05:48 AM
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tell her "I know it is a lot so we can take it slow but you can start by unpacking deez nuts." It is guaranteed to work, except when it doesn't
post 1695037593 12-18-2023, 05:59 AM
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OPs troll game is 10/10
post 1695039943 12-18-2023, 07:03 AM
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Asking straight up for blowjobs is the opposite of how you do it OP, but you do you
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