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post 1695061873 12-18-2023, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted By FoulSmell
Last 2 cats we had were bengal cats, (both azz holes) they would shoot diarrhea chits all over the walls, wrecked our window blinds, one also killed my wife’s Persian cat.
Wife had to stop me from killing it when I caught it wall chitting. Thing flipped out, scratched, bit, and chit all over me when I grabbed it.

So I’m standing there, with my blood and the cat’s diarrhea dripping down my arms. Had it’s neck in one hand, grabbed it’s head with the other, with the intention of pulling it off. Wife panicked grabbed my wrists begging me not to kill it.
Gave her a time frame (I forget how long) on when both had to be gone.

Our vet contacted someone who took both of them soon after.

I did have a cool cat before them for 18 yrs though. He was just a shelter cat. If I could have guarantee that a cat would be like him. I’d be ok with it. But after the 2 bengals and the Persian that we had after him. I think I’m done with cats.



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Wtf kind demonic cats did you have?! Jesus titty fukking Christ!
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post 1695061903 12-18-2023, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Retoaded
George Carlin had a bit where he compares dogs and cats. Its hilarious you should check it out if you never have before.
Brb, youtubing.

Is that a verb now? Idc, it's a verb now.
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post 1695062053 12-18-2023, 02:48 PM
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love my dog. she's trained so well I walk her off leash around town and she stays right with me and loves everyone. cats are mean as fuk lol
post 1695062193 12-18-2023, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted By johnnytable
love my dog. she's trained so well I walk her off leash around town and she stays right with me and loves everyone. cats are mean as fuk lol
they aren't though. Every cat I've had was a few months old tops. Some of them try to be all up on you like dogs. I've seen mean cats, just never owned any personally.
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post 1695062293 12-18-2023, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
Wtf kind demonic cats did you have?! Jesus titty fukking Christ!
Bengal cats.

From Wikipedia

“ The Bengal cat is a domesticated cat breed created from a hybrid of the Asian leopard cat (Prionailurus bengalensis), with domestic cats, especially the spotted Egyptian Mau. It is then usually bred with a breed that demonstrates a friendlier personality, because after breeding a domesticated cat with a wildcat, its friendly personality may not manifest in the kitten. The breed's name derives from the leopard cat's taxonomic name.”

Extra this:
“after breeding a domesticated cat with a wildcat, its friendly personality may not manifest in the kitten.”

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post 1695062423 12-18-2023, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
Stop teasing me *******

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I probably shouldn't mention the 3 acre lake then.....
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post 1695062513 12-18-2023, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted By DuracellBunny
I probably shouldn't mention the 3 acre lake then.....
Go ahead. Idgaf about water.
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post 1695062693 12-18-2023, 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
I bet when you get back home, your cat is near the door going "Hey motherfukker, what you been up to?".

Meanwhile your dog is like OMG OMG LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah my dog is nuts lol. Way too happy.
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don't know how people live in filth with animals
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
Go ahead. Idgaf about water.
Back to the OP; what do you think of cocker spaniels? I was originally planning on getting a labrador, but the munchkin gets more excited about spaniels and cocker spaniels have a good reputation with kids. We are getting a 9 week old female that has already had her jabs etc.

We had collies growing up.
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I got two dogs and couldn’t agree more. Love having them around, mostly for my daughter’s enjoyment. Avoid working breeds if you’re not committed to caring for them properly, honestly the best breed for myself are pugs. Love those little ugly ****ers.

Pit bulls are hellhounds for scumbags with mental problems.
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Originally Posted By DuracellBunny
Back to the OP; what do you think of cocker spaniels? I was originally planning on getting a labrador, but the munchkin gets more excited about spaniels and cocker spaniels have a good reputation with kids. We are getting a 9 week old female that has already had her jabs etc.

We had collies growing up.
If I were to go with a ph@ggytime dog, I'd go with Pomeranian srs. Was going to take my in laws', but it's life was cut short.
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
If I were to go with a ph@ggytime dog, I'd go with Pomeranian srs. Was going to take my in laws', but it's life was cut short.
An english cocker spaniel is a real dog (they are a bit bigger than the american cocker spaniels). The small ones are king charles.
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post 1695063053 12-18-2023, 03:14 PM
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The way you see dogs, is how I see children. Have a kid and you gotta plan your whole life around them.

Back to OP.

We have a low energy, small dog. A shih tzu. These fukkers were bred to be non working companions, who are high alert, and cunning. Since he’s small, we walk him about 1 mile at the park every 3 days (he gets exhausted because I make him jog and run with me for 1/4 of that), and we have a decent sized home with a fenced in backyard.

Also wfh life so he’s never alone for long stretches. We got him as apartmentcels and in case you didn’t know you shouldn’t be taking your puppy out to community spaces that other dogs use without having the proper vaccines. This usually happens around 3 months of age and that’s when they can administer rabies and others.

So to get around that we got him trained on puppy pads. As he got older he just liked his pads, and that’s what he uses now. We have hepa purfifiers (winnix) around his pad areas and the house, he runs up to us and lets us know when he did his business so we immediately go and bag up the pad.

But those who own big, high energy dogs and don’t have land I don’t understand. I agree that most dogs are under worked, under stimulated and ignored. Cats don’t do it for me, even though our dog is aloof and only comes up for the occasional cuddle.
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post 1695063903 12-18-2023, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Kawhilights
The way you see dogs, is how I see children. Have a kid and you gotta plan your whole life around them.

Back to OP.

We have a low energy, small dog. A shih tzu. These fukkers were bred to be non working companions, who are high alert, and cunning. Since he’s small, we walk him about 1 mile at the park every 3 days (he gets exhausted because I make him jog and run with me for 1/4 of that), and we have a decent sized home with a fenced in backyard.

Also wfh life so he’s never alone for long stretches. We got him as apartmentcels and in case you didn’t know you shouldn’t be taking your puppy out to community spaces that other dogs use without having the proper vaccines. This usually happens around 3 months of age and that’s when they can administer rabies and others.

So to get around that we got him trained on puppy pads. As he got older he just liked his pads, and that’s what he uses now. We have hepa purfifiers (winnix) around his pad areas and the house, he runs up to us and lets us know when he did his business so we immediately go and bag up the pad.

But those who own big, high energy dogs and don’t have land I don’t understand. I agree that most dogs are under worked, under stimulated and ignored. Cats don’t do it for me, even though our dog is aloof and only comes up for the occasional cuddle.
But see, seeing dogs the way some see children is retarded for a couple reasons

1. Children are humans. They will eventually become adults. Dogs are dogs forever.

2. Your children share your DNA. You will naturally have similarities. You will have a vested interest in this child's development. It is your offspring that you wish to thrive.

Most people with bog dogs have fuk al for land. See misc.
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post 1695064083 12-18-2023, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted By EvanStroud
Love dogs, love my dog, give my dog the most fancy organic grass fed pasture raised dog food, let my dog sleep at my feet and cuddle up to me when she's cold, buy her tons of treats and take her to fun parks to play.

HOWEVER, 80% of people who have dogs should not have dogs.
facts. unless you have a yard for the dog or are VERY conscientious about taking care of it, shouldn't have a dog.
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585
I dunno brah. I hate cats srs.

I’ll admit I’m biased because I’m allergic, but to me they’re disgusting creatures more akin to a wild animal, while dogs are truly man’s best friend. They’re needier because they want to interact with us. They serve a purpose in guarding our homes, warning us of outside danger, working and providing emotional support through a mutual bond.

Cats are just lazy entitled phucks. They don’t work for anything. They don’t contribute anything to a family household. All they do is consume, scratch up furniture and chit in the house. Which, by the way, litter boxes are the filthiest fuking things. I would never own a cat for that reason alone. I have family members who owned cats and you’d find clumps of liter and tracks all over their carpet. The cat was pissing and chitting in the box, walking all over their waste and tracking it throughout the house. At least dogs have the courtesy and intelligence to do their business outside.

Owning a cat is like having a gigantic rat crawling around your home.
Cats can needy as hell, my cat is constantly coming up to me for affection. But shes also chill to do her own thing sometimes and will leave me alone.

Keep the litter box outside or in an area where it's not in the vicinity of where you live and the cat does his business. Dogs will literally pee and chit anywhere if they need to go ...... Cats will hold it in and let go once they get access to the litterbox and only go there, barring any medical issues which cause them to do it outside of the litter box.

Cats kill smaller animals/insects .... My kitty killed a little lizard that somehow entered our place (we dont insects/little animals coming into our apartment) .... Couldnt have been more proud of her lmao.

Buy a scratch post? .. My cat doesn't scratch anything except the scratch post.




Cats are just as intelligent as dogs, but they're independent and aren't constantly needy as dogs. I guess if you're a beta type of person who needs a stage 5 clinger constantly then cats aren't probably your thing.
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Small dogs are a bit more manageable but even then they can be a hassle if you don't train them to potty. But theyre way better than cats once theyre trained.
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Growing up I had outdoor dogs which was all fine and dandy, but lived with a girl for a while that had a couple of indoor dogs, of course I got relegated to taking them out at all hours for ****ting and exercise, plus they stunk up the apartment with their dog smell and chewed **** up on occasion.

So yeah, I never ever want to have an indoor dog.
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Originally Posted By Archangel_Lost
Growing up I had outdoor dogs which was all fine and dandy, but lived with a girl for a while that had a couple of indoor dogs, of course I got relegated to taking them out at all hours for ****ting and exercise, plus they stunk up the apartment with their dog smell and chewed **** up on occasion.

So yeah, I never ever want to have an indoor dog.
animals aren't meant to live in houses with humans. another thing i notice is that the poorest people can't live without a bunch of animals. can't even count the amount of damage pets have done to my homes over the years...renters of course can't live without them also.
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Originally Posted By Kawhilights
The way you see dogs, is how I see children. Have a kid and you gotta plan your whole life around them.

Back to OP.

We have a low energy, small dog. A shih tzu. These fukkers were bred to be non working companions, who are high alert, and cunning. Since he’s small, we walk him about 1 mile at the park every 3 days (he gets exhausted because I make him jog and run with me for 1/4 of that), and we have a decent sized home with a fenced in backyard.

Also wfh life so he’s never alone for long stretches. We got him as apartmentcels and in case you didn’t know you shouldn’t be taking your puppy out to community spaces that other dogs use without having the proper vaccines. This usually happens around 3 months of age and that’s when they can administer rabies and others.

So to get around that we got him trained on puppy pads. As he got older he just liked his pads, and that’s what he uses now. We have hepa purfifiers (winnix) around his pad areas and the house, he runs up to us and lets us know when he did his business so we immediately go and bag up the pad.

But those who own big, high energy dogs and don’t have land I don’t understand. I agree that most dogs are under worked, under stimulated and ignored. Cats don’t do it for me, even though our dog is aloof and only comes up for the occasional cuddle.
My wife has a shih tzu and we do the same thing with the pads. For apartment cels this is probably the absolute best breed there is. Low energy, but can be playful. Affectionate, sleeps at feet but isn't an attention whore all up on us. Agreeable to anything. Clean as hell. Only issue is allergies. I call it the cat dog because it'll chill on its own and loves yarn and high places. None of the bad qualities of small dogs like yapping or anxiety. Love this thing.
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I have 3 dogs 2, english bullies (10 yrs old) and a frenchie (little over 1 yr.) They are a ton of work, but a ton of fun. I have them on a very strict schedule...it's all routine with my dogs and if they're off their routine...they let you know. I work from home so I'm here 24/7. If I had to work outside the house I don't think I could own a dog. Might be my breed though. It's like they need constant human contact. My little frenchie dude never leaves my side.
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Originally Posted By DuracellBunny
An english cocker spaniel is a real dog (they are a bit bigger than the american cocker spaniels). The small ones are king charles.
Perfect spot for a badass giant dog and you get some baguette 30lber. I wouldn’t consider them a real dog.Barely bigger than a Maine ******
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Originally Posted By blazenbb
Perfect spot for a badass giant dog and you get some baguette 30lber.
The dog is for a 2 year old kid, you muppet.
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Dogs are great. You can make some legit memories with them. They take good care of you if you take good care of them. They make you go on walks which is a pretty healthy thing to do on the reg. Nothing like getting out into nature some devils lettuce while out playing with a dog that loves you unconditionally. I get so many great ideas and clear thoughts on a good walk.

Dogs/walks can be a legit life hack if you pick a good breed.

Mine can go like 9 hours without having to pee. I don't really push it past that, but maybe she can do 12, idk. Which is another good thing.

I like being home tho, so if I'm out somewhere with people or they want me to work way later than I should, I legit gotta get home and it has its perks.
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I have a cat. He's pretty cool.

Oh, and I want to play with OP's butthole
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Originally Posted By WishIWasJawBrah
Yeah cats are convenient for women

Dogs have actually worked with men throughout history
Brb taking my dog to the office.


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Ok back, fck me people are uptight about certain things, namely bringing a dog to the office
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Dogs are the goat. Spent tens of thousands of hours (and dollars) with mine and wouldn't change a thing. I read dog books, get together with my dogmogging crew, and do cool dog stuff. Doesn't really feel like work, just how I roll.

There are very few people or activities that get priority.
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I barely even notice my dogs, idk
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