Thread: Dunno how dog people do it, srs
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Originally Posted By BigElephant⏩
Cats crap dry, they also self clean their butts with their tongue.I like cats, but could never own one for OCD reasons. Yeah dogs are more work, but you're there when they schit. The last dog we had either myself or my mom would wipe her after every poop and then she'd come back inside. You can't do that with a cat they go whenever they want so unless you're following them around all the time they're going to be walking around sitting all over the place with a poopy anoos.
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Originally Posted By BigElephant⏩
Lol imagine using "I get to be there when my dog chits and that means I am able to wipe it's butt" as a reasonfordog ownership.I like cats, but could never own one for OCD reasons. Yeah dogs are more work, but you're there when they schit. The last dog we had either myself or my mom would wipe her after every poop and then she'd come back inside. You can't do that with a cat they go whenever they want so unless you're following them around all the time they're going to be walking around sitting all over the place with a poopy anoos.
12-19-2023, 03:55 AM
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Dogs are good for people without a social life or don't travel, etc.
Not for me, great for misc incels though.
Not for me, great for misc incels though.
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Definitely miss my doggo but don't miss walks in the snow and the rain or picking up poops.
Now in a cat house and have to say it's a lot lower maintenance, but cats just aren't the same type of affection and don't greet you super happy as soon as you walk in the door.
Now in a cat house and have to say it's a lot lower maintenance, but cats just aren't the same type of affection and don't greet you super happy as soon as you walk in the door.
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
This is probably a true statement but it also takes more time for a cat to develop those feelings and they have a different, less obvious way of showing it. My cat used it's last breaths and drops of energy to take one last look at me and then get it's carcass as far away from my living area as possible.Now in a cat house and have to say it's a lot lower maintenance, but cats just aren't the same type of affection and don't greet you super happy as soon as you walk in the door.
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I grew up on cats. I want a dog I just live too much of a bachelor lifestyle to own one.
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
cats bury their ****. Dogs **** all over your lawnI dunno brah. I hate cats srs.
I’ll admit I’m biased because I’m allergic, but to me they’re disgusting creatures more akin to a wild animal, while dogs are truly man’s best friend. They’re needier because they want to interact with us. They serve a purpose in guarding our homes, warning us of outside danger, working and providing emotional support through a mutual bond.
Cats are just lazy entitled phucks. They don’t work for anything. They don’t contribute anything to a family household. All they do is consume, scratch up furniture and chit in the house. Which, by the way, litter boxes are the filthiest fuking things. I would never own a cat for that reason alone. I have family members who owned cats and you’d find clumps of liter and tracks all over their carpet. The cat was pissing and chitting in the box, walking all over their waste and tracking it throughout the house. At least dogs have the courtesy and intelligence to do their business outside.
Owning a cat is like having a gigantic rat crawling around your home.
I’ll admit I’m biased because I’m allergic, but to me they’re disgusting creatures more akin to a wild animal, while dogs are truly man’s best friend. They’re needier because they want to interact with us. They serve a purpose in guarding our homes, warning us of outside danger, working and providing emotional support through a mutual bond.
Cats are just lazy entitled phucks. They don’t work for anything. They don’t contribute anything to a family household. All they do is consume, scratch up furniture and chit in the house. Which, by the way, litter boxes are the filthiest fuking things. I would never own a cat for that reason alone. I have family members who owned cats and you’d find clumps of liter and tracks all over their carpet. The cat was pissing and chitting in the box, walking all over their waste and tracking it throughout the house. At least dogs have the courtesy and intelligence to do their business outside.
Owning a cat is like having a gigantic rat crawling around your home.
having an inside-out cat mogs. obv cant do it if ur a citycel in an apartment
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I've got a rescue dog that's like 85% dingo
Great dog except when the retard goes and plays in his pool late at night then runs inside, slips all over the tiles floor, then jumps his wet ass all over me and my sofa
Great dog except when the retard goes and plays in his pool late at night then runs inside, slips all over the tiles floor, then jumps his wet ass all over me and my sofa
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Had 3 cats growing up. All outdoor, do whatever the **** they want cats but well behaved. Fed them at 7am and 5pm, otherwise they just chilled wherever and went about their business. Outside in the sun? Sick. Curling up in a ball on your lap while you're watching TV? Sick. All got hit by cars or bit by snakes at some point, but lived to be 15-18. Otherwise they'd just drag in the very occcasional mouse or bird they hunted from the mango farm behind the house. No litter tray in the house or anything, they knew the go.
Can't stand people that keep theirs inside all the time and coddle them. Their houses smell, their cats stick their asses in webcams during work meetings on Teams, they have to dedicate time to actually taking them outside. Fuk that noise
Can't stand people that keep theirs inside all the time and coddle them. Their houses smell, their cats stick their asses in webcams during work meetings on Teams, they have to dedicate time to actually taking them outside. Fuk that noise
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Florida is the perfect place for a dog. Just fence up the yard out here in the country side and have the little fukers live outside like the beast they are. Ofc have a little shed so they can sleep and shelter. The only real threat is a bear taking them out which is highly unlikely since bears are pussy here in Florida.
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While I don't entirely disagree with the OP, it helps to take a little time and train your dog better.
I just have ti open the door and let my dog out. He comes back to door when he's ready. Have a couple acres he can roam, and neighbors with similar properties that don't mind him stopping by, as we let their dog visit us as well.
If I need him to come home, I just open the door and whistle, he'll be there in under a minute, every time.
I just have ti open the door and let my dog out. He comes back to door when he's ready. Have a couple acres he can roam, and neighbors with similar properties that don't mind him stopping by, as we let their dog visit us as well.
If I need him to come home, I just open the door and whistle, he'll be there in under a minute, every time.
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Originally Posted By HayZues
Do you tell it to kill itself if it pisses you off, big man?While I don't entirely disagree with the OP, it helps to take a little time and train your dog better.
I just have ti open the door and let my dog out. He comes back to door when he's ready. Have a couple acres he can roam, and neighbors with similar properties that don't mind him stopping by, as we let their dog visit us as well.
If I need him to come home, I just open the door and whistle, he'll be there in under a minute, every time.
I just have ti open the door and let my dog out. He comes back to door when he's ready. Have a couple acres he can roam, and neighbors with similar properties that don't mind him stopping by, as we let their dog visit us as well.
If I need him to come home, I just open the door and whistle, he'll be there in under a minute, every time.
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I don't know how people do it either. Also love dogs and being around them. Had a dog when I was a kid who was basically my best friend growing up from age 6-20. But now that I'm an adult and would have to actually take care of one I can't bring myself to getting one. You gotta take them on walks and pick up their sh*t. They ruin your backyard and to some extent your house. At least a little part of your day every day has to be spent playing with them. God forbid you don't have anyone to watch them if you have to take a trip somewhere. I hate the idea of putting them somewhere they'd be in a cage so you either feel sh*tty for doing that or just don't go places if there's no one to watch them.
Just so much stuff to do.
Just so much stuff to do.
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
If he acts like a miscer, yeah.Do you tell it to kill itself if it pisses you off, big man?
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12-19-2023, 07:46 AM
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Dog ownership is cope.
Humans bred these retarded baby wolves to keep their farm animals safe, and then what happened is people with no purpose in life, and no children of their own started looking for purpose and companionship with these retarded creatures, these damaged humans particularly like the blind loyalty of the dog, where the human owner does not have to earn the respect of the dog, but rather gets blind love. To make things worse you have to walk after it, and pick up its poop, and then, of course, the dog dies every few years, everybody cries, and then gets a new dog, not to mention the massive money spending to keep the dog alive.
In particular dogs are a popular substitute for children among people who are afraid to have kids of their own, a dog is basically a retarded baby wolf instead of the smart human baby. An absolutely massive monumental cope.
Notice the look women with small dogs give you when you carry your one year-old beautiful smart son in your arms, while they have to settle for a retarded baby wolf.
Humans bred these retarded baby wolves to keep their farm animals safe, and then what happened is people with no purpose in life, and no children of their own started looking for purpose and companionship with these retarded creatures, these damaged humans particularly like the blind loyalty of the dog, where the human owner does not have to earn the respect of the dog, but rather gets blind love. To make things worse you have to walk after it, and pick up its poop, and then, of course, the dog dies every few years, everybody cries, and then gets a new dog, not to mention the massive money spending to keep the dog alive.
In particular dogs are a popular substitute for children among people who are afraid to have kids of their own, a dog is basically a retarded baby wolf instead of the smart human baby. An absolutely massive monumental cope.
Notice the look women with small dogs give you when you carry your one year-old beautiful smart son in your arms, while they have to settle for a retarded baby wolf.
12-19-2023, 07:48 AM
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Originally Posted By kusok⏩
Easy to tell who's parents didn't love them enough to get them a dog when they were a kidDog ownership is cope.
Humans bred these retarded baby wolves to keep their farm animals safe, and then what happened is people with no purpose in life, and no children of their own started looking for purpose and companionship with these retarded creatures, these damaged humans particularly like the blind loyalty of the dog, where the human owner does not have to earn the respect of the dog, but rather gets blind love. To make things worse you have to walk after it, and pick up its poop, and then, of course, the dog dies every few years, everybody cries, and then gets a new dog, not to mention the massive money spending to keep the dog alive.
In particular dogs are a popular substitute for children among people who are afraid to have kids of their own, a dog is basically a retarded baby wolf instead of the smart human baby. An absolutely massive monumental cope.
Notice the look women with small dogs give you when you carry your one year-old beautiful smart son in your arms, while they have to settle for a retarded baby wolf.
Humans bred these retarded baby wolves to keep their farm animals safe, and then what happened is people with no purpose in life, and no children of their own started looking for purpose and companionship with these retarded creatures, these damaged humans particularly like the blind loyalty of the dog, where the human owner does not have to earn the respect of the dog, but rather gets blind love. To make things worse you have to walk after it, and pick up its poop, and then, of course, the dog dies every few years, everybody cries, and then gets a new dog, not to mention the massive money spending to keep the dog alive.
In particular dogs are a popular substitute for children among people who are afraid to have kids of their own, a dog is basically a retarded baby wolf instead of the smart human baby. An absolutely massive monumental cope.
Notice the look women with small dogs give you when you carry your one year-old beautiful smart son in your arms, while they have to settle for a retarded baby wolf.
12-19-2023, 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted By freeburn⏩
Ha? We had plenty of pets, including dogs. What the **** are you talking about? Lol.Easy to tell who's parents didn't love them enough to get them a dog when they were a kid
I’m just sayn.. it’s cope. Admit it.
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Originally Posted By kusok⏩
brutalDog ownership is cope.
Humans bred these retarded baby wolves to keep their farm animals safe, and then what happened is people with no purpose in life, and no children of their own started looking for purpose and companionship with these retarded creatures, these damaged humans particularly like the blind loyalty of the dog, where the human owner does not have to earn the respect of the dog, but rather gets blind love. To make things worse you have to walk after it, and pick up its poop, and then, of course, the dog dies every few years, everybody cries, and then gets a new dog, not to mention the massive money spending to keep the dog alive.
In particular dogs are a popular substitute for children among people who are afraid to have kids of their own, a dog is basically a retarded baby wolf instead of the smart human baby. An absolutely massive monumental cope.
Notice the look women with small dogs give you when you carry your one year-old beautiful smart son in your arms, while they have to settle for a retarded baby wolf.
Humans bred these retarded baby wolves to keep their farm animals safe, and then what happened is people with no purpose in life, and no children of their own started looking for purpose and companionship with these retarded creatures, these damaged humans particularly like the blind loyalty of the dog, where the human owner does not have to earn the respect of the dog, but rather gets blind love. To make things worse you have to walk after it, and pick up its poop, and then, of course, the dog dies every few years, everybody cries, and then gets a new dog, not to mention the massive money spending to keep the dog alive.
In particular dogs are a popular substitute for children among people who are afraid to have kids of their own, a dog is basically a retarded baby wolf instead of the smart human baby. An absolutely massive monumental cope.
Notice the look women with small dogs give you when you carry your one year-old beautiful smart son in your arms, while they have to settle for a retarded baby wolf.
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12-19-2023, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
I used the Rover app to find a sitter. My pup only costs $20/night to put up and he watches other dogs, so it's a pretty good time for her. I travel a lot and most of time it's not a problem unless the sitter happens to be unavailable.I don't know how people do it either. Also love dogs and being around them. Had a dog when I was a kid who was basically my best friend growing up from age 6-20. But now that I'm an adult and would have to actually take care of one I can't bring myself to getting one. You gotta take them on walks and pick up their sh*t. They ruin your backyard and to some extent your house. At least a little part of your day every day has to be spent playing with them. God forbid you don't have anyone to watch them if you have to take a trip somewhere. I hate the idea of putting them somewhere they'd be in a cage so you either feel sh*tty for doing that or just don't go places if there's no one to watch them.
Just so much stuff to do.
Just so much stuff to do.
Mine does destroy the yard a bit. But it's not that much effort to maintain the lawn. Only takes a few additional hours a year. As long as I keep up on the maintenance like I should, and the grass grows solid/thick/tight, it's not a big issue.
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Originally Posted By David275⏩
Those mfukkers stay cleaning their bits.Yeah I was gonna say this.
Cats don't walk around with dirty asses. I've never heard of that happening.
Cats don't walk around with dirty asses. I've never heard of that happening.
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Originally Posted By kusok⏩
harsh but true...we live in a world where people openly flaunt mental problems so no surprise animals become their babies.Dog ownership is cope.
Humans bred these retarded baby wolves to keep their farm animals safe, and then what happened is people with no purpose in life, and no children of their own started looking for purpose and companionship with these retarded creatures, these damaged humans particularly like the blind loyalty of the dog, where the human owner does not have to earn the respect of the dog, but rather gets blind love. To make things worse you have to walk after it, and pick up its poop, and then, of course, the dog dies every few years, everybody cries, and then gets a new dog, not to mention the massive money spending to keep the dog alive.
In particular dogs are a popular substitute for children among people who are afraid to have kids of their own, a dog is basically a retarded baby wolf instead of the smart human baby. An absolutely massive monumental cope.
Notice the look women with small dogs give you when you carry your one year-old beautiful smart son in your arms, while they have to settle for a retarded baby wolf.
Humans bred these retarded baby wolves to keep their farm animals safe, and then what happened is people with no purpose in life, and no children of their own started looking for purpose and companionship with these retarded creatures, these damaged humans particularly like the blind loyalty of the dog, where the human owner does not have to earn the respect of the dog, but rather gets blind love. To make things worse you have to walk after it, and pick up its poop, and then, of course, the dog dies every few years, everybody cries, and then gets a new dog, not to mention the massive money spending to keep the dog alive.
In particular dogs are a popular substitute for children among people who are afraid to have kids of their own, a dog is basically a retarded baby wolf instead of the smart human baby. An absolutely massive monumental cope.
Notice the look women with small dogs give you when you carry your one year-old beautiful smart son in your arms, while they have to settle for a retarded baby wolf.
12-22-2023, 04:31 AM
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Originally Posted By eddiehaskell⏩
I knew a woman at a former company who had a big dog and people say the dog licked her pussay and fooked her. 100% srs.harsh but true...we live in a world where people openly flaunt mental problems so no surprise animals become their babies.
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Originally Posted By FoulSmell⏩
Dunno if that was directed at me or other posters ITT, but both animals get used to cope. Cats for a pretend friend and dogs for a pretend child.Got damn, cat people are an insecure bunch.
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
I’ve found that if you put in the work when they are young, training ect, the rest of their life is easy mode. With the exception of sickness and injuries which all pets get.Dogs are definitely a ton of work if you're a good dog owner. They're worth it though. My dog was absolutely worth it.
12-22-2023, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Not directed at any single person. Just a generalization of the thread. There’s pros and cons for either pet type.Dunno if that was directed at me or other posters ITT, but both animals get used to cope. Cats for a pretend friend and dogs for a pretend child.
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