It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Originally Posted By Bushmaster⏩

Psssssssttt... Hey Carl?

I'm not. Nobody is, son.

Your geriatric sperm donor, your 57 daily rounds of speed golf with your -2 something score, your Juilliard, your deadly Wang Chung Marshall Arts, your elite crusher bullshiit - none of it. Not one Swinging Richard anywhere is jealous of you son. In fact I bet if we took a poll you'd find that you're pretty much the forum laughingstock, son.

Right - claim it's fake or exaggerate so you can live with yourself. I get it, son, but if you didn't actually care... you wouldn't care, lmao.

Every time you post, it seems you await my response like this:

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."

Originally Posted By z4v4⏩

Right - claim it's fake or exaggerate so you can live with yourself. I get it, son, but if you didn't actually care... you wouldn't care, lmao.

Every time you post, it seems you await my response like this:

Imagine if you will...

A grown man who spends every single day and night desperately trying to convince perfect strangers on the internet of this "crusher" life that he's cooked up for himself.

And then imagine this same grown man throwing a tantrum and accusing said perfect strangers on the internet of being "jealous" of him when they laugh at him lol.

Yeah Carl, it's a lot like that, son.

Originally Posted By ComradeFidel⏩

You're obsessed. Bro he's not going to have sex with you. Just go fap.

Hey wincel, some chick on the internet says she loves me.. And I'm really thinking she's the one bro! I want to spend a lot of money and buy her some really nice gifts too, so I thought I'd check in with you... Got any ideas for me?

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Originally Posted By Bushmaster⏩

Or maybe wincel is wrong and I'm just LMFAO'ing at a pathetic grown man who spends every single day and night desperately trying to convince perfect strangers on the internet of this "crusher" life that he's cooked up for himself.

Nah, that's not it, but like Trump, if you keep repeating it, someone might believe you, son.

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."

Originally Posted By z4v4⏩

Nah, that's not it, but like Trump,if you keep repeating it, someone might believe you, son.

You mean like you and your "Crusher" bullshiit?

Seven years and 35,137 posts and nobody has believed a word of it yet, son.

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Originally Posted By Bushmaster⏩

You mean like you and your "Crusher" bullshiit?

Seven years and 35,137 posts and nobody has believed a word of it yet, son.

Hey man, I can't change the things I've done in my life. Don't ask questions about it if it's going to upset you, son.

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Wort ew in th wold.

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Originally Posted By z4v4⏩

I haven't tried to convince anyone of anything, son.

LMFAOOOOO!!!

Ok Carl.. I believe you, son.

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Originally Posted By Bushmaster⏩

LMFAOOOOO!!!

Ok Carl.. I believe you, son.

I'm not trying to convince you of that either. You're not very bright, eh, son? Coast Guard will take anyone, I guess.

Where's your boy jizz77? Maybe he got a DUI and is in the pen?

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."

Originally Posted By z4v4⏩

I'm not trying to convince you of that either. You're not very bright, eh, son? Coast Guard will take anyone, I guess.

Where's your boy jizz77? Maybe he got a DUI and is in the pen?

Playing speed golf today Carl? 57 rounds and -2 something score again, son?

I'm glad you'd never try to convince perfect strangers on the internet of anything though, son.

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Originally Posted By Bushmaster⏩

Playing speed golf today Carl? 57 rounds and -2 something score again, son?

I'm glad you'd never try to convince perfect strangers on the internet of anything though, son.

Huh? Is this you asking questions and when you get an answer, screech about me bragging? Don't ask if you don't want to know. Simple, son. Like I said, Coast Guard aren't taking the best, are they, son?

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."

Originally Posted By z4v4⏩

Huh? Is this you asking questions and when you get an answer, screech about me bragging?Don't ask if you don't want to know. Simple, son. Like I said, Coast Guard aren't taking the best, are they, son?

Carl... I want to know / I don't want to know, son.

I don't give AF if you play 93 rounds of speed golf today or any other day, son. The point is to LMAO at how desperate you've always been to convince perfect strangers on the internet of it, son.

Excuse me... or how desperate you are tonot convince strangers on the internet of it, son.

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Originally Posted By Polaris⏩

Crushers need their internet validation, son.

God damn right, son.

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Originally Posted By Bushmaster⏩

Carl... I want to know / I don't want to know, son.

Then you asked, why??? Sure seems like you want to know, son.

I do have to head out (not going to say for what and cause you a lot of distress), so take your time answering, son.

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."