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ITT we're gonna appreciate 2000's low rise jeans
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Oh man don't get me started on that. So fwarking HNNNGGGGGGG. Especially when she's got nicely defined adonis lines and the jeans ride so low you can see a bit of stubble coming out. Girls dressed like this when I was a teen. My wife still has a pair of her low-rise parasuco jeans with the smooth ass that she still wears around sometimes. Instant boner and intense sexors happen when she puts those on and she knows it.
What a time to be alive. Now, girls dress like fuking organic family farmers who moonlight it as cobblers. I find those acid wash 90s mom jeans that go above the naval so unflattering and ugly.
What a time to be alive. Now, girls dress like fuking organic family farmers who moonlight it as cobblers. I find those acid wash 90s mom jeans that go above the naval so unflattering and ugly.
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Originally Posted By Vhagar⏩
Agree whole-heartedly, my good sir. See post above.Whenever I see a woman wearing these now I about break my neck to take another look
Infinitely superior to high waisted jeans.
Infinitely superior to high waisted jeans.
Originally Posted By lnvictus⏩
Yes. See post above as well. My girl has the physique she had when she was 17. All her old clothes fit. Got a big box of outfits for filthy smashing purposes. I have my degen preferences.Will these ever make a comeback?
Those flare bottom pants made a come back last year.
Is there still hope?
If you had a gf can you demand she wears the clothes you're nostalgic about?
Those flare bottom pants made a come back last year.
Is there still hope?
If you had a gf can you demand she wears the clothes you're nostalgic about?
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Oh man don't get me started on that. So fwarking HNNNGGGGGGG. Especially when she's got nicely defined adonis lines and the jeans ride so low you can see a bit of stubble coming out. Girls dressed like this when I was a teen. My wife still has a pair of her low-rise parasuco jeans with the smooth ass that she still wears around sometimes. Instant boner and intense sexors happen when she puts those on and she knows it.
What a time to be alive. Now, girls dress like fuking organic family farmers who moonlight it as cobblers. I find those acid wash 90s mom jeans that go above the naval so unflattering and ugly.
What a time to be alive. Now, girls dress like fuking organic family farmers who moonlight it as cobblers. I find those acid wash 90s mom jeans that go above the naval so unflattering and ugly.
Originally Posted By Vhagar⏩
agreed, classy yet sexy at the same time.Whenever I see a woman wearing these now I about break my neck to take another look
Infinitely superior to high waisted jeans.
Infinitely superior to high waisted jeans.
01-03-2024, 08:14 AM
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By FAR the best look on a female. Back in high school every single sloot rocked this. 97% of today's whales could not pull this off. They wouldn't be able to hide that gut and would be shamed. What a time to be alive. Srs, vry srs.
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sum more nostalgia








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^^ fwaaaark
Busted like 100 gallons of clumpy overzealous teenage jizzum to these sloots. I remember getting home from school when my parents were still out and masturbating like a filthy little goblin to an Aguilera video on TV.
Fun fact: I met her years ago (srs). Spent some time in a room with her. She's a turbo womanlet and she's pretty chubby now (again srs)
Busted like 100 gallons of clumpy overzealous teenage jizzum to these sloots. I remember getting home from school when my parents were still out and masturbating like a filthy little goblin to an Aguilera video on TV.
Fun fact: I met her years ago (srs). Spent some time in a room with her. She's a turbo womanlet and she's pretty chubby now (again srs)
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Oh yeah when I was in HS all the hot sloots wore this.
was absolutely ridiculous.
With how fat everyone is now (even in highschool) it wouldn't work anymore.
was absolutely ridiculous.
With how fat everyone is now (even in highschool) it wouldn't work anymore.
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Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
Girls here are all pretty thin but they dress with what I described above: Waist-high baggy acid-wash mom jeans and funky clothing making them look like pumpkin farmers that cobble shoes in their garage in the evening.Oh yeah when I was in HS all the hot sloots wore this.
was absolutely ridiculous.
With how fat everyone is now (even in highschool) it wouldn't work anymore.
was absolutely ridiculous.
With how fat everyone is now (even in highschool) it wouldn't work anymore.
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Not sure if I want this trend to come back or not. 75% of women are overweight now and half of them are Obese. Of the 25% that aren't fat how many could actually pull off low rise. They really only looked good on sloots that at least a little bubble butt.
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01-03-2024, 08:44 AM
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Phuckin fat girls ruined it with their high waisted gut hiders
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Originally Posted By BalognaNbeans⏩
fixed!Phuckin fat girls ruined it with their high waistedgunthiders

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01-03-2024, 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
Remember in high school, sloots would bend over and the thong would ride up. We used to call them whale tailsOh yeah when I was in HS all the hot sloots wore this.
was absolutely ridiculous.
With how fat everyone is now (even in highschool) it wouldn't work anymore.
was absolutely ridiculous.
With how fat everyone is now (even in highschool) it wouldn't work anymore.
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Originally Posted By outfoxxed⏩
Sometimes dudes would swing by and give those girls wedgies. Imagine getting anal floss pulled into your bunghole.Remember in high school, sloots would bend over and the thong would ride up. We used to call them whale tails
Simpler times. Girls would grab my dink and I'd slap their boobies. Sexual assault in good fun.
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Originally Posted By Berries1⏩
mmm. wood lick all their bungholes in a row, just go furiously from one to the other.Coyote Ugly had some many moments
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
even the 7 ft tranny in the middle ?mmm. wood lick all their bungholes in a row, just go furiously from one to the other.
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Originally Posted By OffwhiteBrah⏩
Isn't that Tyra Banks? Would tongue-slam her chocolate anoos with the force and fury of 100,000 ant-eaters coked out of their fuking minds and smack them tedseven the 7 ft tranny in the middle ?

There's no telling how many gallons of farts I'd aspirate from her tight bung, even if she looks like an alien.
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
And they wear harry potter glasses unironically.Girls here are all pretty thin but they dress with what I described above: Waist-high baggy acid-wash mom jeans and funky clothing making them look like pumpkin farmers that cobble shoes in their garage in the evening.
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By my calculations these should be making a comeback soon.
Fashion is cyclical and like a pendulum.
Right now we are in the 90s phase of fashion where girls are wearing really baggy and loose jeans and clothing.
What will happen is that the influencer girls (Haley Bieber, Kendall Jenner, Sophia Richie etc) will have to swing the pendulum in the other direction so they can be edgy and different.
Once they turn to the low rise Jeans, they’ll make a comeback.
The only thing they could be throwing off my formula is that girls are so much fatter than they used to be. So idk if we’ll get the mass migration to low rise like we’re hoping
Fashion is cyclical and like a pendulum.
Right now we are in the 90s phase of fashion where girls are wearing really baggy and loose jeans and clothing.
What will happen is that the influencer girls (Haley Bieber, Kendall Jenner, Sophia Richie etc) will have to swing the pendulum in the other direction so they can be edgy and different.
Once they turn to the low rise Jeans, they’ll make a comeback.
The only thing they could be throwing off my formula is that girls are so much fatter than they used to be. So idk if we’ll get the mass migration to low rise like we’re hoping
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Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
At least it's not those horrendous feminist cat glasses. I mean, both are bad, but the cat glasses are a whole other level of bad.And they wear harry potter glasses unironically.
I'd jizz on a girl with round harry potter glasses. However, I'd take the sharp end of the cat glasses and gouge out my fuking eyes so I never have to see them again.
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Originally Posted By Bigbuster1⏩
All these frumpy zoomers even the skinny ones are all about body positivity and going against 2000s anorexia modelling standards. Need someone to go full Ritchie and Hilton bulimia to get it backBy my calculations these should be making a comeback soon.
Fashion is cyclical and like a pendulum.
Right now we are in the 90s phase of fashion where girls are wearing really baggy and loose jeans and clothing.
What will happen is that the influencer girls (Haley Bieber, Kendall Jenner, Sophia Richie etc) will have to swing the pendulum in the other direction so they can be edgy and different.
Once they turn to the low rise Jeans, they’ll make a comeback.
The only thing they could be throwing off my formula is that girls are so much fatter than they used to be. So idk if we’ll get the mass migration to low rise like we’re hoping
Fashion is cyclical and like a pendulum.
Right now we are in the 90s phase of fashion where girls are wearing really baggy and loose jeans and clothing.
What will happen is that the influencer girls (Haley Bieber, Kendall Jenner, Sophia Richie etc) will have to swing the pendulum in the other direction so they can be edgy and different.
Once they turn to the low rise Jeans, they’ll make a comeback.
The only thing they could be throwing off my formula is that girls are so much fatter than they used to be. So idk if we’ll get the mass migration to low rise like we’re hoping
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so much better than the weird ass jeans women wear nowadays
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Girls have to be like 12% bodyfat to look decent in these. No girls nowadays can pull it off.
But it's the best look ever.
But it's the best look ever.
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