So I have been friends with this guy for about a year or so but lately been hanging with him more frequently and getting closer. Now after getting to know him, I am strongly considering completely cutting him off and going no contact as I am realizing he is a MEGA SIMP. Now my other friend who I have talked to about this told me that it shouldnt bother me that much, but I feel like I just cannot associate with people like this.

Now there have been some signs... he is generally a NPC, kind of middle of the road about everything, very nice guy. Does typical things that NPC's do i.e. drinks beer and eats pizza all the time, works a 9 to 5 job, etc. However when we hit the gym together this one time, he hit me with the ole "I used to bench XYZ" in highschool, and then when I asked him to do 1 rep of a measly 225 he almost died.

Now here is where I find out he is a MEGA-SIMP. I was in a group convo and we were talking about OnlyFans. Turns out he spends thousands of dollars per year apparently on OnlyFans. How you might ask? Well he told me that not only does he subscribe to a bunch of OnlyFans witih the hope of getting pussy from these women (he geniunenly thinks that he can land pussy from these girls) he enjoys talking to them, and told me that he buys them clothing, and sometimes lets them shop on his credit card. I told him that is pathetic and he explained to me that as a man its his role to provide. Now I know this guy in person and I know his income, this guy is basically living paycheck to paycheck in order support his onlyfans habits.

So, like a rational person I thought oh well, maybe this guy is just desperate for female attention, big deal I will let it slide, Ill try to show him the light. I find out that not only is he getting used and abused on onlyfans, but he is dating a girl, that he has never slept with, and they have been dating for 6 months. Now the girl is HOT, and she is 22 years old. It is mind blowing the girl has never let him **** her. On weekends she texts him things like "Will you take me shopping" will you take me and my girls out to dinner" and he obliges.... Now this type of SIMPERY is just pathetic. I am friends with a door mat. I have been trying to convince him and tell him that he does not need to do this with women but he thinks its the only way.

What would you do? Do you have any friends like this?

Be a friend, and try to straighten him out. You’ll be surprised by the amount of people who don’t know what is, and isn’t acceptable. Made worse by chit tier or absent father figures.

I would say have him join the misc, but the misc today isnt the misc from back in the day

Tbh you can try to straighten him out but he will resist…but at the end of the day he’ll cut you off which you plan on doing anyways so no love lost but at least you tried

Guarantee the girl he is dating is fukn other guys and playing him

Maybe he likes playing the simp, beta role, and likes getting cucked

At first i thought you were just being a typical miscer and calling anyone who takes care of his girl a simp... but he's buying **** for girls he will never met. talk to him face to face but yeah i wouldn't want someone like that around me either

honestly i'd take a bat to my buddies heads if i ever found out they were spending $ on onlyfans and hoping it would get them laid LMAO

Do what America used to do best. Bully him into being a normal person.

If you really think about him as a real friend then don't drop his ass, you should try to help him change his ways and evolve. If you drop him because hes doing some retarded chit then he wasn't never your bro, srs. Straighten his ass out.

Thing is, it kinda bleeds into social interactions. For example - we met these girls out, and they exchanged phone numbers. The girl asked him to meet him at this BAR 45 minutes away. I was telling him bro, do NOT travel 45 minutes just for a CHANCE to land some puss, I promise its not worth it, meet at another time bro!! He did not listen, was insistent, made me wingman him, we drove 45 minutes to this bar only to talk with the girls for 10 minutes before they left to go somewhere else. Meanwhile when we were there he bought them drinks... felt completely CUCKED. I will not do that again. ALL HE TALKS about is how he wants to find girls, smash etc almost like his entire personality is based on finding crumbs of pussy. Like this guys entire world, is based on vagina.

He needs a gigachad moggmaxxed tutor asap

I couldn't be friends with someone who simps that hard. I'd say 90% chance his girlfriend has been getting her poon destroyed by Chad or Tyrone the whole time they've been together. Your friend sounds like an easy to identify mark.

Please tell me you're trolling, OP.

If you're not, does this fellow happen to vote Democrat by chance?

Dear God. Some people are beyond saving, OP.

In my late 20s, I had a friend, show up at my house around 9pm unannounced, wanting me to goto Atlantic City with him, 2 1/2+ hours away to meet some girls. Fuuuuuuuuuuuk that.

He called them on the phone, handed it to me, they were begging as well. I had work the next day. Not that it mattered. I wasn’t beat for that.

Also, he met them in an AOL chat room, had no pictures, and they sounded 15. (And, he was married).

I've learned wingmanning is completely unnecessary. If a guy can't pull without you, he can't pull with you. Don't bother helping a buddy out in that regard if you don't feel like it.

I'd tell him he can waste his time and money as he sees but that you're setting boundaries on the ways in which you wish to actually spend time with him moving forward as his ways are bringing you down.

Sounds like a miscer.

I would assume hes democrat too lol but hes A-Political doesnt follow any politics and has no opinion either way (NPC behavior)