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post 1695893513 01-05-2024, 01:10 AM
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4 days sober(reps)

Reps till I'm out. Never going back full force. Taking 3 months off at least.
I'm not here for rage. I'm here for revenge!
Anti Covid VAX Superhero
Mein power
Mein pleasure
Mein pain
Trump 2020
Trump 2024
post 1695893733 01-05-2024, 01:23 AM
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Nice breh repped

What made you wanna take a break
post 1695894393 01-05-2024, 02:25 AM
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One month at a time.

3 months is often overly ambitious.

Day 7 for me. It’s usually 3weeks in that I crack but I’m trying for the whole of January.

post 1695894423 01-05-2024, 02:27 AM
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Think it’s miller time tomorrow tbh . Sobers overrated
Back with my Fam
post 1695894443 01-05-2024, 02:28 AM
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only drank 1 day so far this year

feelzgood
post 1695895183 01-05-2024, 03:21 AM
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Nice brah I do at least 2 months at the start of each year, on day 4 as well. Feelsgoodman.
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post 1695897793 01-05-2024, 05:32 AM
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Originally Posted By NextPound
53 days in. Health and wellness benefits do not kick in until around a month. Doing 90 days myself. May go longer. It’s a lot easier than I thought once I got past the first two weeks.
One of the worst side effects of drinking is having to get up and piss every ****ing 60 minutes when I'm sleeping and then wake up 2 hours earlier than I want to for 2 hours and then taking a 2-hour ****ing nap
I'm not here for rage. I'm here for revenge!
Anti Covid VAX Superhero
Mein power
Mein pleasure
Mein pain
Trump 2020
Trump 2024
post 1695898073 01-05-2024, 05:41 AM
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On day 5 myself, would like to do a month but honestly it's kind of boring. Might just limit myself to once per week instead.
++ Always take shirt off before taking a chit crew ++
++ Balcony brah supporter crew ++
++ Use a soundboard to order pizza crew ++
++ Sniff hard as fuk when a girl walks by to smell her vag crew ++
++ Positivity crew ++
post 1695898343 01-05-2024, 05:47 AM
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GJDM. Srs, vry srs.

Repped.
post 1695898753 01-05-2024, 06:01 AM
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Where's the list?
RAW DOG CREW LIEUTENANT

ALL ROADS LEAD TO MENTZER

President Donald J Trump Crew
Steroids Crew
Growth Hormone Crew
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Robert Pickton Hooker Disposal Crew
Mustang Crew
No Alcohol Crew

Gay Phaggot Crew:
Papi Cholo
post 1695898813 01-05-2024, 06:03 AM
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Man, I only had like 1.5 Tall Boys of King Cobra last night - and I'm surprised how much even that little bit fuked my sleep up. I'm fuking tired.
post 1695898853 01-05-2024, 06:05 AM
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Gj mane that chit is poison. No alcohol no nicotine for 16 months for me, I was on dat dere degenerate alcoholic time tho
Lifts:
Squat: 460x1
Bench: 400x1
Deadlift: 575x1
OHP: 250x2
Weight: 180 lbs.

Don't have heroes; look up to no one. Because as long as someone's leading the way, the best you'll ever be is second.
post 1695900773 01-05-2024, 06:51 AM
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Bros take it from an alchy (1 yr sober), this chit has a way of dominating your life broskies

If ya struggle to take a few days or a week off from drinking you might wanna consider that maybe your relationship with this drug isn’t a good one


Just wanna save at least one of yalls from what I’ve been thru, yes I’m a special case of autistic retard but not only retards can die from this
post 1696200803 01-11-2024, 12:15 AM
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Day 9 checking in brahs
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post 1696200843 01-11-2024, 12:16 AM
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Day 284 for me, you're gonna make it
trt crew

200+g protein every day crew

manual tranny crew
post 1696200873 01-11-2024, 12:18 AM
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was doing good this year before i found a six pack i forgot about in my car
(ʘᴗʘ✿)
post 1696200913 01-11-2024, 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted By resoog
was doing good this year before i found a six pack i forgot about in my car
If your not trolling brah just start over today is a new day repped anyway
www.castironstrength.com - no nonsense online training community.
post 1696200963 01-11-2024, 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted By IrishMarc
If your not trolling brah just start over today is a new day repped anyway
semi srs, it happened but i don't feel bad. just thought it was hilarious when i found it
(ʘᴗʘ✿)
post 1696201043 01-11-2024, 12:28 AM
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No such thing as just going back in moderation once youve been an addict lol
Uncontrollable behavior with some psychopathic tendencies
post 1696201073 01-11-2024, 12:30 AM
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7 years sober for me. I was probably different though, Everytime I drank id go on a wild bender and end up in jail blackout drunk. Finally quit after I got into a bad car crash and hit a parked truck at 60mph near the house I was staying at. Somehow made it home all concussed and bloody. Woke up the next morning and didn't remember anything. Scared the chit out of me and finally realized I was a menace to society and needed to change. Only options was sobriety, prison, or imminent death. Went to long term rehab for over a year and then lived in a sober halfway house for a while. Life completely changed and have a good career now. If I could do it, anybody can if you really want to.
post 1696201093 01-11-2024, 12:31 AM
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Gjdm

But moderation isn't really a thing once you've gone full bore.

I hit 3 years so we last month. Spent a night sleeping on my shower floor violently vomiting anytime I moved. That was it for me.
post 1696210553 01-11-2024, 07:45 AM
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Still haven't had a drop.
I'm not here for rage. I'm here for revenge!
Anti Covid VAX Superhero
Mein power
Mein pleasure
Mein pain
Trump 2020
Trump 2024
post 1696261223 01-12-2024, 07:35 AM
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OP is a fraud with many ailments.

List of OP's ailments:

- terminal disease
- retired at 25
- boredom from retirement / too much wealth
- indecision if he should go to college at 26 to bang 18 year olds
- grandma just died
- vomiting cat
- indecision if he should move his aging mother in with him
- avoiding high overhead charities
- fuked up shoulder
- Selling company
- 6'3.5'' / 255 lbs
- only has Audi R8 spyder
- indecision if he should buy a 911 GT3 or GTR nismo
- sold business in the mid 7 figure range
- worked as male model from 18-21
- friends are jealous of his success
- 700lbs deadlift
- killed someone in a 3 on 1 fight
- pondering the meaning of life
- very picky on tinder, not an average guy
- shipping label on fedex package unreadable
- Indecision on which video game console to buy a 12 year old for Christmas
- did calculus in 5th grade
- made 370k last year
- indecision on what PC to buy
- regrets working through his youth
- how can he illegally stream Fox News
- Sent off playstation for repair, fedex sign but Sony says don’t have it
- sending out gifts to randoms via pm during christmas
- indecision if he will pay off random people's layaway dues
- indecision if he should invest in an Indian company
- indecision on what he should do on vacation in India
- banged a midget
- mentally handicapped sister
- has sore throat, sick as ****
- born with a hernia
- knife for close combat. stab then shoot.
- Has a week to live
- Indecision on what to charge people for a new contacts company hes starting.
- Having a follow up procedure.
- Had a weird conversation with my neighbor about mortality
- Going to jail in 4 months for something he didn't do
- Froze sperm after perfect nutrition
- Brother wants to be a beta provider so bought him a 550k house that is now worth 650k
- Smashed 3 nurses in a row
- 10 figures in cash and investments
- can't find sister
- misses Trump
- confused by having to chit when good music is being played
- We're going to have to move to a state that doesn't have taxes
- Fell off a ladder and sprained ankle
- Made dinner gf said she was double stuffed
- Wants to die at 27
- richer than 2 of the 4 main cast members in Seinfeld
- Got bottomed out by a Walmart delivery driver who was beary dreamy
- Performed deep throat to completion
- Drinks his own puke
- Got called a generic -3
- Despite great wealth, neighbors are hispanic who keep playing the same song 3 times a night.
- Use hyperbaric oxygen chamber for peak health, but needs an operation to feel normal
- having a procedure to 'set him free'
- social worker harassing OP and his mom
- Armed security guard is scared of OP
- Stress from realtor flirting with OP
- Moved mom in, and building a guesthouse
- Bought private land for mom to hike on
- Need TV on to keep negative thoughts at bay
- Moms sick
- Had a vasectomy, but girls still call OP claiming to be pregnant
- Tranny banged him so he took a chit in his shower
- scouted as a model during teen years
- so good looking its intimidating for women
- relative created top secret military weaponry - sworn to secrecy
- imaginary bitch gf made burgers
- imaginary gf wants him to propose
- lost 15 lbs and looks like a shredded sick kunt
- made a generous donation to the special Olympics participants
- doesn’t want his son to find out he is an average loser
- imaginary pregnant gf wont put out
- lost 15 lbs and looks like a shredded sick kunt
- made a generous donation to the special Olympics participants
- doesn’t want his son to find out he is an average loser
- 8 months sober, in hell
- bored, because no job and too much generational wealth
- former alcoholic due to stress of being retired in 20's
- Anxiety over peaking, all downhill from here
- no son, no point (despite previous claim 'dont want son to realise im average loser')
- going to use a 6 foot auger to get broken glass out of his sisters toilet
- stabbed a pit bull after he disrespected his cat
- lights out because he didn’t pay electric bill
- wants to see where his autoblow 3000 is manufactured
- pretend, unspecified girlfriend wants me to meet her parents, because dont want to fall for imaginary manipulation
- difficulty spelling hindsight
- concerned over imaginary gfs immaturity
- contemplating cheating on his imaginary gf with a mature imaginary 19 year old
- fell off a roof almost died
- calling it quits first drink in 11 months
-moms cat is skinny
-dying alone drinking
-wants to die
-read the Bible now wants to an hero
-gf made him food in a styrafoam takeout container
-hired a maid named ***** and span
-asking for tips for dating bipolar chick
post 1696261273 01-12-2024, 07:36 AM
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Came in to post list. Do not listen to this retard liar or pity him
post 1696261383 01-12-2024, 07:38 AM
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Originally Posted By OffwhiteBrah
OP is a fraud with many ailments.

List of OP's ailments:

- terminal disease
- retired at 25
- boredom from retirement / too much wealth
- indecision if he should go to college at 26 to bang 18 year olds
- grandma just died
- vomiting cat
- indecision if he should move his aging mother in with him
- avoiding high overhead charities
- fuked up shoulder
- Selling company
- 6'3.5'' / 255 lbs
- only has Audi R8 spyder
- indecision if he should buy a 911 GT3 or GTR nismo
- sold business in the mid 7 figure range
- worked as male model from 18-21
- friends are jealous of his success
- 700lbs deadlift
- killed someone in a 3 on 1 fight
- pondering the meaning of life
- very picky on tinder, not an average guy
- shipping label on fedex package unreadable
- Indecision on which video game console to buy a 12 year old for Christmas
- did calculus in 5th grade
- made 370k last year
- indecision on what PC to buy
- regrets working through his youth
- how can he illegally stream Fox News
- Sent off playstation for repair, fedex sign but Sony says don’t have it
- sending out gifts to randoms via pm during christmas
- indecision if he will pay off random people's layaway dues
- indecision if he should invest in an Indian company
- indecision on what he should do on vacation in India
- banged a midget
- mentally handicapped sister
- has sore throat, sick as ****
- born with a hernia
- knife for close combat. stab then shoot.
- Has a week to live
- Indecision on what to charge people for a new contacts company hes starting.
- Having a follow up procedure.
- Had a weird conversation with my neighbor about mortality
- Going to jail in 4 months for something he didn't do
- Froze sperm after perfect nutrition
- Brother wants to be a beta provider so bought him a 550k house that is now worth 650k
- Smashed 3 nurses in a row
- 10 figures in cash and investments
- can't find sister
- misses Trump
- confused by having to chit when good music is being played
- We're going to have to move to a state that doesn't have taxes
- Fell off a ladder and sprained ankle
- Made dinner gf said she was double stuffed
- Wants to die at 27
- richer than 2 of the 4 main cast members in Seinfeld
- Got bottomed out by a Walmart delivery driver who was beary dreamy
- Performed deep throat to completion
- Drinks his own puke
- Got called a generic -3
- Despite great wealth, neighbors are hispanic who keep playing the same song 3 times a night.
- Use hyperbaric oxygen chamber for peak health, but needs an operation to feel normal
- having a procedure to 'set him free'
- social worker harassing OP and his mom
- Armed security guard is scared of OP
- Stress from realtor flirting with OP
- Moved mom in, and building a guesthouse
- Bought private land for mom to hike on
- Need TV on to keep negative thoughts at bay
- Moms sick
- Had a vasectomy, but girls still call OP claiming to be pregnant
- Tranny banged him so he took a chit in his shower
- scouted as a model during teen years
- so good looking its intimidating for women
- relative created top secret military weaponry - sworn to secrecy
- imaginary bitch gf made burgers
- imaginary gf wants him to propose
- lost 15 lbs and looks like a shredded sick kunt
- made a generous donation to the special Olympics participants
- doesn’t want his son to find out he is an average loser
- imaginary pregnant gf wont put out
- lost 15 lbs and looks like a shredded sick kunt
- made a generous donation to the special Olympics participants
- doesn’t want his son to find out he is an average loser
- 8 months sober, in hell
- bored, because no job and too much generational wealth
- former alcoholic due to stress of being retired in 20's
- Anxiety over peaking, all downhill from here
- no son, no point (despite previous claim 'dont want son to realise im average loser')
- going to use a 6 foot auger to get broken glass out of his sisters toilet
- stabbed a pit bull after he disrespected his cat
- lights out because he didn’t pay electric bill
- wants to see where his autoblow 3000 is manufactured
- pretend, unspecified girlfriend wants me to meet her parents, because dont want to fall for imaginary manipulation
- difficulty spelling hindsight
- concerned over imaginary gfs immaturity
- contemplating cheating on his imaginary gf with a mature imaginary 19 year old
- fell off a roof almost died
- calling it quits first drink in 11 months
-moms cat is skinny
-dying alone drinking
-wants to die
-read the Bible now wants to an hero
-gf made him food in a styrafoam takeout container
-hired a maid named ***** and span
-asking for tips for dating bipolar chick
lol
post 1696261523 01-12-2024, 07:41 AM
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Over 2 weeks for me. Gonna do sober 2024 srs.
post 1696387713 01-14-2024, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted By OffwhiteBrah
OP is a fraud with many ailments.

List of OP's ailments:

- terminal disease
- retired at 25
- boredom from retirement / too much wealth
- indecision if he should go to college at 26 to bang 18 year olds
- grandma just died
- vomiting cat
- indecision if he should move his aging mother in with him
- avoiding high overhead charities
- fuked up shoulder
- Selling company
- 6'3.5'' / 255 lbs
- only has Audi R8 spyder
- indecision if he should buy a 911 GT3 or GTR nismo
- sold business in the mid 7 figure range
- worked as male model from 18-21
- friends are jealous of his success
- 700lbs deadlift
- killed someone in a 3 on 1 fight
- pondering the meaning of life
- very picky on tinder, not an average guy
- shipping label on fedex package unreadable
- Indecision on which video game console to buy a 12 year old for Christmas
- did calculus in 5th grade
- made 370k last year
- indecision on what PC to buy
- regrets working through his youth
- how can he illegally stream Fox News
- Sent off playstation for repair, fedex sign but Sony says don’t have it
- sending out gifts to randoms via pm during christmas
- indecision if he will pay off random people's layaway dues
- indecision if he should invest in an Indian company
- indecision on what he should do on vacation in India
- banged a midget
- mentally handicapped sister
- has sore throat, sick as ****
- born with a hernia
- knife for close combat. stab then shoot.
- Has a week to live
- Indecision on what to charge people for a new contacts company hes starting.
- Having a follow up procedure.
- Had a weird conversation with my neighbor about mortality
- Going to jail in 4 months for something he didn't do
- Froze sperm after perfect nutrition
- Brother wants to be a beta provider so bought him a 550k house that is now worth 650k
- Smashed 3 nurses in a row
- 10 figures in cash and investments
- can't find sister
- misses Trump
- confused by having to chit when good music is being played
- We're going to have to move to a state that doesn't have taxes
- Fell off a ladder and sprained ankle
- Made dinner gf said she was double stuffed
- Wants to die at 27
- richer than 2 of the 4 main cast members in Seinfeld
- Got bottomed out by a Walmart delivery driver who was beary dreamy
- Performed deep throat to completion
- Drinks his own puke
- Got called a generic -3
- Despite great wealth, neighbors are hispanic who keep playing the same song 3 times a night.
- Use hyperbaric oxygen chamber for peak health, but needs an operation to feel normal
- having a procedure to 'set him free'
- social worker harassing OP and his mom
- Armed security guard is scared of OP
- Stress from realtor flirting with OP
- Moved mom in, and building a guesthouse
- Bought private land for mom to hike on
- Need TV on to keep negative thoughts at bay
- Moms sick
- Had a vasectomy, but girls still call OP claiming to be pregnant
- Tranny banged him so he took a chit in his shower
- scouted as a model during teen years
- so good looking its intimidating for women
- relative created top secret military weaponry - sworn to secrecy
- imaginary bitch gf made burgers
- imaginary gf wants him to propose
- lost 15 lbs and looks like a shredded sick kunt
- made a generous donation to the special Olympics participants
- doesn’t want his son to find out he is an average loser
- imaginary pregnant gf wont put out
- lost 15 lbs and looks like a shredded sick kunt
- made a generous donation to the special Olympics participants
- doesn’t want his son to find out he is an average loser
- 8 months sober, in hell
- bored, because no job and too much generational wealth
- former alcoholic due to stress of being retired in 20's
- Anxiety over peaking, all downhill from here
- no son, no point (despite previous claim 'dont want son to realise im average loser')
- going to use a 6 foot auger to get broken glass out of his sisters toilet
- stabbed a pit bull after he disrespected his cat
- lights out because he didn’t pay electric bill
- wants to see where his autoblow 3000 is manufactured
- pretend, unspecified girlfriend wants me to meet her parents, because dont want to fall for imaginary manipulation
- difficulty spelling hindsight
- concerned over imaginary gfs immaturity
- contemplating cheating on his imaginary gf with a mature imaginary 19 year old
- fell off a roof almost died
- calling it quits first drink in 11 months
-moms cat is skinny
-dying alone drinking
-wants to die
-read the Bible now wants to an hero
-gf made him food in a styrafoam takeout container
-hired a maid named ***** and span
-asking for tips for dating bipolar chick
What's the most unbelievable bullet point here?
Uncontrollable behavior with some psychopathic tendencies
post 1696388393 01-14-2024, 06:01 PM
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why dont you get a real addiction srs?

also studies show you get dopamine from sharing your goals enough to the detriment of achieving said goals
post 1696483603 01-16-2024, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted By OffwhiteBrah
OP is a fraud with many ailments.

List of OP's ailments:

- terminal disease
- retired at 25
- boredom from retirement / too much wealth
- indecision if he should go to college at 26 to bang 18 year olds
- grandma just died
- vomiting cat
- indecision if he should move his aging mother in with him
- avoiding high overhead charities
- fuked up shoulder
- Selling company
- 6'3.5'' / 255 lbs
- only has Audi R8 spyder
- indecision if he should buy a 911 GT3 or GTR nismo
- sold business in the mid 7 figure range
- worked as male model from 18-21
- friends are jealous of his success
- 700lbs deadlift
- killed someone in a 3 on 1 fight
- pondering the meaning of life
- very picky on tinder, not an average guy
- shipping label on fedex package unreadable
- Indecision on which video game console to buy a 12 year old for Christmas
- did calculus in 5th grade
- made 370k last year
- indecision on what PC to buy
- regrets working through his youth
- how can he illegally stream Fox News
- Sent off playstation for repair, fedex sign but Sony says don’t have it
- sending out gifts to randoms via pm during christmas
- indecision if he will pay off random people's layaway dues
- indecision if he should invest in an Indian company
- indecision on what he should do on vacation in India
- banged a midget
- mentally handicapped sister
- has sore throat, sick as ****
- born with a hernia
- knife for close combat. stab then shoot.
- Has a week to live
- Indecision on what to charge people for a new contacts company hes starting.
- Having a follow up procedure.
- Had a weird conversation with my neighbor about mortality
- Going to jail in 4 months for something he didn't do
- Froze sperm after perfect nutrition
- Brother wants to be a beta provider so bought him a 550k house that is now worth 650k
- Smashed 3 nurses in a row
- 10 figures in cash and investments
- can't find sister
- misses Trump
- confused by having to chit when good music is being played
- We're going to have to move to a state that doesn't have taxes
- Fell off a ladder and sprained ankle
- Made dinner gf said she was double stuffed
- Wants to die at 27
- richer than 2 of the 4 main cast members in Seinfeld
- Got bottomed out by a Walmart delivery driver who was beary dreamy
- Performed deep throat to completion
- Drinks his own puke
- Got called a generic -3
- Despite great wealth, neighbors are hispanic who keep playing the same song 3 times a night.
- Use hyperbaric oxygen chamber for peak health, but needs an operation to feel normal
- having a procedure to 'set him free'
- social worker harassing OP and his mom
- Armed security guard is scared of OP
- Stress from realtor flirting with OP
- Moved mom in, and building a guesthouse
- Bought private land for mom to hike on
- Need TV on to keep negative thoughts at bay
- Moms sick
- Had a vasectomy, but girls still call OP claiming to be pregnant
- Tranny banged him so he took a chit in his shower
- scouted as a model during teen years
- so good looking its intimidating for women
- relative created top secret military weaponry - sworn to secrecy
- imaginary bitch gf made burgers
- imaginary gf wants him to propose
- lost 15 lbs and looks like a shredded sick kunt
- made a generous donation to the special Olympics participants
- doesn’t want his son to find out he is an average loser
- imaginary pregnant gf wont put out
- lost 15 lbs and looks like a shredded sick kunt
- made a generous donation to the special Olympics participants
- doesn’t want his son to find out he is an average loser
- 8 months sober, in hell
- bored, because no job and too much generational wealth
- former alcoholic due to stress of being retired in 20's
- Anxiety over peaking, all downhill from here
- no son, no point (despite previous claim 'dont want son to realise im average loser')
- going to use a 6 foot auger to get broken glass out of his sisters toilet
- stabbed a pit bull after he disrespected his cat
- lights out because he didn’t pay electric bill
- wants to see where his autoblow 3000 is manufactured
- pretend, unspecified girlfriend wants me to meet her parents, because dont want to fall for imaginary manipulation
- difficulty spelling hindsight
- concerned over imaginary gfs immaturity
- contemplating cheating on his imaginary gf with a mature imaginary 19 year old
- fell off a roof almost died
- calling it quits first drink in 11 months
-moms cat is skinny
-dying alone drinking
-wants to die
-read the Bible now wants to an hero
-gf made him food in a styrafoam takeout container
-hired a maid named ***** and span
-asking for tips for dating bipolar chick
Lmfao. What. Life he’s l(I)ed
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