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post 1696321183 01-13-2024, 11:05 AM
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Last night I met a 25yr old female with ______ bumble matches..

Girl was about a 7 a lil thicc pretty face, with filters and older pics she looked 8.5 on her bumble profile






This girl had 1,800+ matches in queue and said “all these guys wanna fuk me but I have all the power!!” And laughed like a hyena. I said you are what’s wrong with dating in America and she was not happy.

Then she said she couldn’t cook at all to rub it in more. Had the nerve to ask what I could bring to her table.




Cliffs: dating is ded in Amurica
Send me money for my kids or I will neg you
post 1696321213 01-13-2024, 11:06 AM
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post 1696321563 01-13-2024, 11:12 AM
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You participated as well
post 1696321603 01-13-2024, 11:14 AM
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You sound like a beta

Who says that to a female on a date? Lol
post 1696321693 01-13-2024, 11:16 AM
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Hoeflation is insane atm
post 1696321743 01-13-2024, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted By GorillaJapsEye
You sound like a beta

Who says that to a female on a date? Lol
you would of said oh wow haha you're popular! I guess i'm pretty lucky then!
^^^ that's what you would have said.
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post 1696321833 01-13-2024, 11:17 AM
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Did you smash?? Pics???
post 1696322213 01-13-2024, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted By HairyWBush
you would of said oh wow haha you're popular! I guess i'm pretty lucky then!
^^^ that's what you would have said.
I’d just neg her with comedy, I wouldn’t say some chit like “hurr you’re what’s wrong with this country”, what kinda beta ass chit is that? You guys are pathetic. No wonder most of all get no pussy
post 1696322363 01-13-2024, 11:29 AM
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I am confused
How was she able to say these things with your cawk in her mouth??
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post 1696322423 01-13-2024, 11:30 AM
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you best post some pics mother****er
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post 1696322533 01-13-2024, 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted By GorillaJapsEye
I’d just neg her with comedy, I wouldn’t say some chit like “hurr you’re what’s wrong with this country”, what kinda beta ass chit is that? You guys are pathetic. No wonder most of all get no pussy
With comedy? You a clown breh?

I told a prime 18yo ltc sloot on a first date in a pub that she's an ungrateful bitch and should respect and appreciate her family more.

Not everyone is so thirsty for some poon, boyo. GJDM, OP.
post 1696322603 01-13-2024, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted By GorillaJapsEye
I’d just neg her with comedy,y
N*gga I aint no court jester
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post 1696322803 01-13-2024, 11:39 AM
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Genuinely not fuken joking. My mom met this woman from instacart or something

Bish was prob 220-250 lbs. Looked over 40. Like a smoker with a gap in her teeth.

Apparently she showed my mom pics of these dudes she was banging. From tinder or dating apps

My mother said they were "adonis's"

She thinks she's a sex addict. Anyways, she'd say he had "dik dates x day"

So imagine a moderately attractive woman lol

It's so cringe. And then on the other side it's so cringe how much men put value in it
post 1696322903 01-13-2024, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted By ProudKraut
With comedy? You a clown breh?

I told a prime 18yo ltc sloot on a first date in a pub that she's an ungrateful bitch and should respect and appreciate her family more.

Not everyone is so thirsty for some poon, boyo. GJDM, OP.
obvious you set bitches straight when the time is right, but the fact that she had 1800 matches how tf is that her fault? Y’all weird
post 1696322913 01-13-2024, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted By GorillaJapsEye
You sound like a beta

Who says that to a female on a date? Lol
No one. Like this happened.
post 1696322953 01-13-2024, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted By propreffered7
Genuinely not fuken joking. My mom met this woman from instacart or something

Bish was prob 220-250 lbs. Looked over 40. Like a smoker with a gap in her teeth.

Apparently she showed my mom pics of these dudes she was banging. From tinder or dating apps

My mother said they were "adonis's"

She thinks she's a sex addict. Anyways, she'd say he had "dik dates x day"

So imagine a moderately attractive woman lol

It's so cringe. And then on the other side it's so cringe how much men put value in it
why tf do you talk about this chit with your mom? White people are wild
post 1696322993 01-13-2024, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1
N*gga I aint no court jester
this is why you get no bitches brah.

Negging her will actually make yourself laugh too
post 1696323133 01-13-2024, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted By GorillaJapsEye
why tf do you talk about this chit with your mom? White people are wild
I mean honestly I could see a million different ways I could talk to her about it

But you think it'd be weird for her to ask about dating and then go into something like that?
post 1696323143 01-13-2024, 11:46 AM
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post 1696323523 01-13-2024, 11:55 AM
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thats why I gave up

no hope boyos, if it happens, it happens
post 1696323633 01-13-2024, 11:57 AM
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then move on to the next one

not all of them are spoiled brats
post 1696330063 01-13-2024, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted By GorillaJapsEye
You sound like a beta

Who says that to a female on a date? Lol
it was a rando at a bar u goober
Originally Posted By IlChosenOne
I am confused
How was she able to say these things with your cawk in her mouth??
loled
Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig
you best post some pics mother****er
was <10min chat at bar, next time I will do better with creeper shots
Originally Posted By BigElephant
Nah, pretty alpha to put a sloot in her place like that. Would have been more alpha if he said that, called her a sloot unfit for dating, and walked out on her though.
based
Originally Posted By Bra1nS1ck
then move on to the next one

not all of them are spoiled brats
most of them are,
hotter they are the crazier they are
Send me money for my kids or I will neg you
post 1696330203 01-13-2024, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig
you best post some pics mother****er
This
post 1696330333 01-13-2024, 02:12 PM
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he had the ability to easily post pics but choose not too. **** this maggot.[color=red]Negged, You god damned Naysayer[color]
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post 1696331363 01-13-2024, 02:32 PM
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women have an endless and insatiable desire for their ego to be stroked.

their life is a continuous battle between ego and lust. and hence they only let their guard down for the very few because of how over saturated their egos are.

they will routinely lie about what they want and how attractive a man needs to be in order for her to date him, with is all part of the continuining ego stroke.

ive had bitches throw themselves at me for years, stalk me on the bus, follow me home from work. they are horrible vile little creatures for the most part. i cannot fathom the misc's obession with them be it for the fact that you all get none.

women are gross srs.
post 1696333203 01-13-2024, 03:13 PM
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Yeah

This 21 yr old I was fking over the summer and I were hanging out with one of her friends (friend was an average 5 at best)

We were drinking at a bar and this chick was on tinder trying to find a dude to hang out with all of us, cuz she was third wheeling lol

Not even kidding

She had 2000 (TWO THOUSAND) likes and was matching with CHADS srs, they were even replying to her and thirsty as hell

Craziest part is this 5/10 was super picky and was treating it like shopping

Chit blew my mind srs
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post 1696337883 01-13-2024, 04:52 PM
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It's over.
the big teds thread broke my scroll
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