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post 1696335493 01-13-2024, 04:00 PM
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Anyone raise chickens?

Wild chicken keeps laying eggs on my property

How do you know if they are actually gonna hatch?

The mom just drops an egg and runs off, comes back later and drogs another egg.

Are they edible?
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OP is a homo who wants help raising more c0cks

Maybe ask Bodhy, he gets fuked by trannies
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you can eat them with no issue brah


if youre that worried just cook it a bit longer
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post 1696335823 01-13-2024, 04:06 PM
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If the were federalized she'd sit on them, then they'd hatch

Yes they are edible, and they are delicious. Just wash them first.
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Where the fook do you live that you got wild chickens? also sounds like a blessing. free eggs. start leaving feed out.
Originally Posted By CuttyUnderleaf⏩
If the were federalized she'd sit on them, then they'd hatch

Yes they are edible, and they are delicious. Just wash them first.
Is this thing really a transformer?
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The mom chicken sounds like a massive sloot tbh
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
Where the fook do you live that you got wild chickens? also sounds like a blessing. free eggs. start leaving feed out.



Is this thing really a transformer?
Wat?
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Originally Posted By CuttyUnderleaf⏩
Wat?
Do you have a penus
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post 1696336123 01-13-2024, 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Pats2022SBwin⏩
The mom chicken sounds like a massive sloot tbh
i saw the egg drop out of the mom. and the mom just pecked the egg and ran away srs lol.

theres been like 6 eggs so far
post 1696336313 01-13-2024, 04:17 PM
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You have to fuk the hen if you want the eggs to hatch
post 1696336553 01-13-2024, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
Do you have a penus
Would you believe me if I told you no?
post 1696336603 01-13-2024, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
Translation:
OP is a homo who wants help raising more c0cks

Maybe ask Bodhy, he gets fuked by trannies
post 1696336623 01-13-2024, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted By bicmane123⏩
Wild chicken keeps laying eggs on my property

How do you know if they are actually gonna hatch?

The mom just drops an egg and runs off, comes back later and drogs another egg.

Are they edible?
Stick the egg someplace warm and see if it'll hatch . Up your ass would do.
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post 1696336763 01-13-2024, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
Stick the egg someplace warm and see if it'll hatch . Up your ass would do.
would you like me to send you some eggs?

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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
Translation:
OP is a homo who wants help raising more c0cks

Maybe ask Bodhy, he gets fuked by trannies
in this post, a steroid user critiques someone accusing them of homosexuality.
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Since you can't be positive when they were laid you can simply do a float test.

Here are the specifics:
If your eggs sink to the bottom and lie flat on their sides, they are very fresh. If your eggs stand on one end at the bottom, they are a few weeks old, but still fine to eat. If your eggs float to the surface, they are no longer fresh. Don't eat them!

I also recommend you build a comfy nest in that box or somewhere private and mark an x on a couple of those eggs so you tell them apart and place them in the nest. The hen will probably start laying there and you can collect the fresh eggs and eat them. A fresh egg will keep for at least 3 months in your refrigerator.

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Originally Posted By bicmane123⏩
would you like me to send you some eggs?

No just mail me the chicken.
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Originally Posted By CuttyUnderleaf⏩
Would you believe me if I told you no?
You got manly hands. so my next question is a two parter. how big and cut or uncut
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
Where the fook do you live that you got wild chickens? also sounds like a blessing. free eggs. start leaving feed out.



Is this thing really a transformer?
I think he's in Hawaii. Bermuda had chickens running all over the place too.

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Originally Posted By SkunkAlpha⏩
Since you can't be positive when they were laid you can simply do a float test.

Here are the specifics:
If your eggs sink to the bottom and lie flat on their sides, they are very fresh. If your eggs stand on one end at the bottom, they are a few weeks old, but still fine to eat. If your eggs float to the surface, they are no longer fresh. Don't eat them!

I also recommend you build a comfy nest in that box or somewhere private and mark an x on a couple of those eggs so you tell them apart and place them in the nest. The hen will probably start laying there and you can collect the fresh eggs and eat them. A fresh egg will keep for at least 3 months in your refrigerator.

Good luck!
I tried building nests for mine with hay, comfy bedding, old shirts. I tried boxes, planters, random corners and out of the way areas I’d see them hang around. They wouldn’t even consider anything I tried. They choose a table in the shed. -_-
Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
You got manly hands. so my next question is a two parter. how big and cut or uncut
Either way bigger than yours.
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You can eat the egg. Even if it's fertilized, the chances of it looking anything other than a normal egg is so small especially when the hen runs off right away.

Dunno where you are OP but could get salmonella if its an infected chicken.
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Eggs are good for 20 or so days as long as you don't wash or refridgerate them.
Just put them in a basket, bowl, whatever until you're ready for them.
Post above is correct about refrigerating fresh eggs.
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
I think he's in Hawaii. Bermuda had chickens running all over the place too.
Yup most islands of Hawaii are overpopulated with wild chickens, pigs, and on one island, deer.
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Originally Posted By CuttyUnderleaf⏩
Either way bigger than yours.
check your PM
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fkn bird getting banged by all the cocks in town and dropping the eggs off like hot potatoes
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Originally Posted By bicmane123⏩
Yup most islands of Hawaii are overpopulated with wild chickens, pigs, and on one island, deer.
Best venison I’ve ever had. Have you had it?
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