Fapped for 2 hours yesterday and got drunk af.

Got the munchies mid-fap so decided to take a break and eat/misc.

The alcohol hit me like a train and I passed out without bustin my nut.

Should I force a load out to clear my pipes or just save it for next time? I'm hungover af and ain't tryna fap rn

does your father know youre asking strange, grown men about the state of your own testicles?

if he was in the room with you and asked 'son, what are you up to?' would you have the confidence and the lack of shame to reply 'im asking my guy friends on this forum if i should masturbate because im not sure if my balls are in jeopardy'

This is why you’re still fat

Get some discipline

that's literally what forums were built for u geek

No fap is the leading cause of testicular and prostate cancer, that is why older guys are susceptible to getting it . Things gotta move down there, just can’t let it ldar . Kind of common sense you would think

'dad, forums are literally built so you can ask grown, straight, strange men about what you should do with your own penis and testicles. ask mother'


as if this utter freak is calling me a geek you freaky little geek

I’ve noticed the less I fap the worse my erection quality gets, it’s like if you don’t use it you lose it

I gotta Fap twice a day to keep things going strong

You should fist yourself you fuking nerd

are you typing your messages using the same hands you diddle yourself with?

that's groce!

I don’t even want to fap anymore at my age , but when I go on no fap , my left nut gets a sharp pain in it for some reason . I start fapping again and it gets better fairly quickly

why are you going around spreading lies that have absolutely no basis to the end of encouraging strangers to masturbate? defo your fathers son.

brb they cant find enough men to partake in abstinence studies but this little retardwho wants you to touch your penishas deduced its the leading cause of down there cancer becauselike his dad he enjoys the idea of encouraging strange men online to touch their penises.

lol, the reason being your testicles have shrunk due to over exertion and they will grow to accomodate the build up if you allowed them time to. brb i stopped eating because when i ate too much i got pain in my stomach.

fuark man, I don’t wanna get told if I don’t even have a desire to fap. Might just rope by 50

Srs no homers . I’ve even had my neighbour, a registered nurse tell me the same thing . It’s pretty much common sense for most , just not you .
You must be a twink to try and put fapping in the same context as gay .

my friend is also a nurse of many years and his anecdote of your making it up is far more convincing than your anecdote of your fake friend whos not actually a nurse like my friend. is there anything you arent lying about?

just to go into your mute point, its common sense, about studies we struggle to get enough participants for, that human testicles differ entirely from that of all other creatures in the animal kingdoms to the extent that, unless we masturbate, a possibility bestowed upon only us and other primates and monkeys, they will develop cancer, but no other testicles in the animal kingdom. so using your terrible logic we can ascertain that we developed hands and opposable thumbs in order to prevent prostate cancer. my mates whos a nurse said it

Srs I’m sure you have zero friends . Just another keyboard jester living in his mom’s basement.
Go out once in a while and get some air for fuk sakes

said by the 62 year old man, recycling insults he once heard his favourite misc boyfriends use, in defence of telling his misc boyfriends to masturbate or risk developingcancer. youre a grim, soft, vile, senile pathetic old man. behave you nonce

lol , I’m getting this negative vibe here

its only taken you 62 years to become so proficient in the art of reading social cues.

sloots lol. 62. sloots.