I was watching pretty woman with my girlfriend the other night

There’s a scene in the movie where he takes the sloot to the opera, and she loves it

I turn to my GF and “should we go to the opera sometime?”

And she instantly replied “I’ve already been, and proceeds to go into details about how “this guy once brought her tickets…”

I just cut her off and said nevermind then.

she said she’d still love to go but i said nah it’s cool


This is exactly why dating women over 25 is a waste of time. They are already too experienced and have done everything.

I can’t even take the sloot to like 15 countries because her ex boyfriend took her there. Disgusting

They aren't asking you for commitment op they just want to date you and get to know you, it's like having a ****ty job where you have to get some experience and then find better opportunities

she wants me to marry her

I can’t marry a sloot unless she’s inexperienced, which basically means I need to go for 16 year olds

Well I guess don't commit till you feel like it

I won’t, I’m just keeping her around until something better comes along

I’ve been tryna replace her but there’s so much trash out there. Western girls are finished

Good luck never having any girl then. What are you going to start dating 14 yr olds? Fkin lmao

Shut the fuk op.

Go bitch your whiny story to shark tank and see what they say you useless sack of shiit.