When I saw the film I was under the impression Kelly had moved on from Chuck VERY quickly after he was presumed dead (the age of her kid when he returned was a dead giveaway.) This is terrible enough as it is.

but it turns out she was having an affairthe whole fcking time!? With his dentist!?Brooo... Guy stranded on an island, thinking about his woman while she was back home glad to have been rid of the awkwardness of having to tell him about her slutting it up and she wants someone else.

He got rhe last laugh tho. While her sloot image kept him alive through Suicidal thoughts and gave him the courage and determination to get back, he knew he was cucke, but then came along a 9/10 farmer girl that he's gonna clap...much better than the precious skank. Game set match u sloot!

I dunno, if you break it down in months it seems reasonable.


How long was he on the island before he was pronounced dead?


13 month old kid
9 months pregnancy
4 years gone (48 months)
Leaves 26 months

Sloots gunna sloot.

A story as old as time

Flicked through the vid but maybe just over analysis? Beyond the writer & directors conscious intent. Not that it's bad to do that.

This thread about a 24-year-old movie?

Wilson, pls.

This. That's my favorite quote in the whole movie too.

"Chuck Noland : I know what I have to do now. I've got to keep breathing... because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what hot tight little piece of farm girl ass the tide could bring."

yeah she was likely getting cucked, too. Damn shame, imo.No. Just, no.are we not allowed to talk about old movies anymore? What's the statute of limitations?

that fukn whore!

Agreed. Maybe for some women it's understandable to get railed by the man's dentist ASAP after boyfriend dies, but us men cannot tolerate that

there is a trend in Hanks films

I'm not convinced she was cheating on him.

So she moved on quickly. Big deal. That's realistic, a good-looking young woman would only wait a year for a dude who goes missing, then start dating again.

[QUOTE=Procta post_id=1696426393]there is a trend in Hanks films

[img]https://i.imgur.com/oHqLJrO.jpg[/i mg][/QUOTE]Good point. You think he may have some kind of Cuckold Clause in all his contracts?

"I like the script so far, but tell me.... do I get cucked in this film?"

[QUOTE=TheTwilightZone post_id=1696426553]I'm not convinced she was cheating on him.

So she moved on quickly. Big deal. That's realistic, a good-looking young woman would only wait a year for a dude who goes missing, then start dating again.[/QUOTE]Yeah it is a big deal you dumb. What other reasons could there be for her gestures and sighs of relief when she thought she was about to be called out? Her forced smiles when people push Chuck to propose to her? The fact the dentist did his root canal 5 years prior and that seemed to line up perfectly, etc?

O’rly. Here are some real life examples

Patton Oswald
Dog the bounty hunter
Henry Fonda - married months after his wife’s suicide
Hank Williams JR

He said, "Let me get one thing straight here..." and then paused. She probably thought he was gonna say he wanted to get back together with her, and she'd have to reject him.
Just means the guy knew Kelly was single again, and met to her to "console" her, AKA try to start dating her, and he was successful.


I don't see the cheating thing. If the writers intended there to be cheating they would've made it more obvious.

who the fuk told you Patton Oswalt was a real man?
Henry Fonda, the guy who married Jane Fonda?

Staahp. If Ironmanlet died tomorrow you'd be on his dentist's wiener by the end of the day

and you're laughing
you're laughingOf course you don't see the cheating thing; you have demonstrated remarkable ability to be cucked and condone cuckery. How the fuk do you preface "I want to get back together with you" with "OK so let me get something straight here" ?

Nothing beats taking Wilson to pound town

All this slipped by me when I seen the movie years ago, but now it's pretty clear after this.

See sig line

OP reaching hard