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post 1696792543 01-22-2024, 04:42 PM
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Wife Just Asked for a Facial for B-day WTF?

Just got this text (sorry on mobile no screenshot): Hey, I don't know what you're planning on getting me for my birthday, but I was thinking I'd love to get a facial or something its been years since I've had one! I can book it for myself but just throwing it out there for you.

Not sure how to respond?
mo e
post 1696792593 01-22-2024, 04:44 PM
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Tell her I'll take care of her, boyo
post 1696793103 01-22-2024, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted By HappyFappy⏩
You are all are sexist misogynists
post 1696793113 01-22-2024, 04:57 PM
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Sloots gonna sloot
post 1696793133 01-22-2024, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted By HappyFappy⏩
You are all are sexist misogynists
Wow
post 1696793143 01-22-2024, 04:57 PM
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DYEL?
post 1696793183 01-22-2024, 04:58 PM
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If you have a wife and your mind goes directly to pornhub, congrats you have a roommate.
post 1696793203 01-22-2024, 04:59 PM
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Tell her that if its OK with him, its OK with you.
post 1696793283 01-22-2024, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted By mulletwarrior⏩
Just got this text (sorry on mobile no screenshot): Hey, I don't know what you're planning on getting me for my birthday, but I was thinking I'd love to get a facial or something its been years since I've had one! I can book it for myself but just throwing it out there for you.

Not sure how to respond?
Send her a dick pic and tell her "I've scheduled your appointment".
post 1696793593 01-22-2024, 05:07 PM
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Sorry to be the one to tell you, but its been a lot more recent than a few years since she got one.

Next time you have sexy time, just surprise her with one and when she gets mad and asks "WTH did you do that for?", just calmly respond "You said that you wanted a facial for your birthday, and I didn't want to make you wait."
post 1696793613 01-22-2024, 05:08 PM
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You do realize this is a procedure at a shop that does things like manicures and pedicures. She doesn't mean she wants you to paint her face white after she blows you.
post 1696793993 01-22-2024, 05:17 PM
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I can book it myself ,just throwing it out there

Smh at marrying selfish
post 1696794333 01-22-2024, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted By achtungpanzer⏩
brb going to the supplement store
Originally Posted By andrepmeet⏩
Tell her that if its OK with him, its OK with you.
lol burned
Originally Posted By volleys⏩
Send her a dick pic and tell her "I've scheduled your appointment".
love it. does it have to be my dick?
Originally Posted By TomPaine⏩
Sorry to be the one to tell you, but its been a lot more recent than a few years since she got one.

Next time you have sexy time, just surprise her with one and when she gets mad and asks "WTH did you do that for?", just calmly respond "You said that you wanted a facial for your birthday, and I didn't want to make you wait."
haha I like this plan too
mo e
post 1696794403 01-22-2024, 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Narrator02⏩
You do realize this is a procedure at a shop that does things like manicures and pedicures. She doesn't mean she wants you to paint her face white after she blows you.
You don't say
post 1696794433 01-22-2024, 05:32 PM
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Tell her "even better I'll organise a bukkake" then invite the whole of the misc around
post 1696794773 01-22-2024, 05:44 PM
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Total honesty, I’d make a joke and then go for it. Spa, skincare, etc., most women love.
post 1696795633 01-22-2024, 06:02 PM
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Should give her two

One in the morning the other to clean it up
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