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Thread: Reps if you have a funnier joke than this…

post 1696951173 01-25-2024, 05:17 PM
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Reps if you have a funnier joke than this…

Women in the workplace.

I’ll wait.
post 1696951303 01-25-2024, 05:19 PM
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So you're mad at your boss again, eh
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post 1696951313 01-25-2024, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted By azzspankr⏩
So you're mad at your boss again, eh
I’m a day trader.
post 1696951793 01-25-2024, 05:30 PM
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What made Jupiter eat the Moon?

Because Neptune.


Hahahah
post 1696951953 01-25-2024, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted By BrooksKoepka⏩
What made Jupiter eat the Moon?

Because Neptune.


Hahahah
Dead
post 1696952173 01-25-2024, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Xgamer791⏩
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😎 was always told im very funny irl
post 1696952203 01-25-2024, 05:38 PM
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A female stand up comedian



That's the whole joke.
'08 original Misc join date (Pats55583)


50% Irish 50% Hungarian.



post 1696952263 01-25-2024, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Pats2022SBwin⏩
A female stand up comedian



That's the whole joke.
That’s close yikes
post 1696952453 01-25-2024, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Xgamer791⏩
I’m a day trader.
post 1696952603 01-25-2024, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted By tendies⏩
Dead

On spread.
post 1696953023 01-25-2024, 05:56 PM
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I wrote a joke about a straw, but I don't think you'd like it because it sucks.
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post 1696953383 01-25-2024, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Mr.PissShivers⏩
I wrote a joke about a straw, but I don't think you'd like it because it sucks.
9/10

Very strong delivery, would lol irl.
post 1696953473 01-25-2024, 06:06 PM
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The Misc.
post 1696954883 01-25-2024, 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Xgamer791⏩
I’m a day trader.
Yeah, and johnnydeep01 was a chad in high school and he has a girlfriend
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post 1696955073 01-25-2024, 06:38 PM
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Why Is Dwayne Johnson the only guy who can make a lesbian change her orientation?















Because rock beats scissors!
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post 1696955143 01-25-2024, 06:40 PM
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A husband goes to his wife and says “You’re either going hunting with me, sucking my cock or I’m fuucking you in the ass. I’m gonna go get the dogs ready and I’ll be back for your answer.”

After a bit of time, he returns to his wife who defiantly says to him “I’m not going hunting and there’s no way you’re fuucking me in the ass!”

“Alright then, guess you’re sucking my cock.”

So she starts to suck him off and quickly spits it out and looks up at him.

“Your dick tastes like shiit!”

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post 1696955793 01-25-2024, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Xgamer791⏩
I’m a day trader.
^^ this tops your first joke. Op's on a roll
post 1696973253 01-26-2024, 06:13 AM
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What's the difference between having sex and eating lunch?









































I don't eat lunch with your mum!
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post 1697013513 01-27-2024, 01:16 AM
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What's a cancer cell's favourite spice?






Tumour-ric!
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post 1697014373 01-27-2024, 02:30 AM
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Why’d the monkey fall out of the tree?











Because it was dead.
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post 1697015943 01-27-2024, 04:42 AM
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An investigator.
post 1697015983 01-27-2024, 04:44 AM
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Arrrrrrrmmmm maaaaaaatey.
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