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Thread: Wife got too drunk last weekend to remember sleeping with me.

post 1697161893 01-30-2024, 02:13 AM
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Wife got too drunk last weekend to remember sleeping with me.

We went to a nice steak house. Had a sitter watching the kids. Split a bottle of wine and another one when we got home.

Didn't realize until the next day that she had been so drunk. She claims she doesn't even remember us having sex or going to bed after.

Am I about to get me too'ed?
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post 1697161943 01-30-2024, 02:17 AM
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Since she doesn't remember it, the only witness to the event that she can call on to testify against you is you.
post 1697162463 01-30-2024, 02:58 AM
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inb4 she cant remember fooking her boss at the xmas party and this is just pregame excuse.
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post 1697162533 01-30-2024, 03:01 AM
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What if I were to tell you that you were so drunk you don't remember her getting your family dog involved.
post 1697162593 01-30-2024, 03:05 AM
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Lucky basted , I love pounding a sloot when she’s passed out . A bit of a fetish ,as they just seem more submissive and obedient when they’re passed out
Back with my Fam
post 1697162643 01-30-2024, 03:11 AM
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Whose wife S's the most D on their drunken worktrips? OP's wife, or Codo41's wife?

Originally Posted By rtljmc17⏩
inb4 she cant remember fooking her boss at the xmas party and this is just pregame excuse.
Can you really blame her? After the endless miles of strange dink she's taken over the years, I'd say it's pretty understandable. You don't remember every cheeseburger you've ever had, she doesn't remember all the dicks she's had.
post 1697162843 01-30-2024, 03:37 AM
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post 1697163503 01-30-2024, 04:12 AM
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post 1697163553 01-30-2024, 04:20 AM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Lucky basted , I love pounding a sloot when she’s passed out . A bit of a fetish ,as they just seem more submissive and obedient when they’re passed out
Lol. Passed out is about the only way to get a woman to be obedient. But I don't think it really counts as obedience when she's literally unconscious.
post 1697163603 01-30-2024, 04:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Kewbrah⏩
Since she doesn't remember it, the only witness to the event that she can call on to testify against you is you.
and op's cats
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post 1697163803 01-30-2024, 04:37 AM
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Rapist Fedbrah needs to turn himself in to his fed colleagues
post 1697163843 01-30-2024, 04:41 AM
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inb4 this thread is on court.
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post 1697173713 01-30-2024, 09:33 AM
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Lol
post 1697175583 01-30-2024, 10:01 AM
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Just think of all the other guys she doesn't remember sleeping with either
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post 1697176753 01-30-2024, 10:17 AM
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I’d be more offended that it was so uninspiring she was able to “forget” about it
post 1697176953 01-30-2024, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted By xxAchillesxx⏩
Just think of all the other guys she doesn't remember sleeping with either
LULz... I have been on the Misc way too long. Thats the first fkn thing I thought of
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post 1697177203 01-30-2024, 10:22 AM
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BRB black out drunk after only one bottle of wine.
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post 1697177543 01-30-2024, 10:26 AM
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post 1697177903 01-30-2024, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩

Lmfaooooooo
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post 1697179273 01-30-2024, 10:46 AM
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to be fair that only takes like half a beer
post 1697305293 02-01-2024, 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted By TheCore84⏩
BRB black out drunk after only one bottle of wine.
We're old AF and don't really drink.
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post 1697306783 02-02-2024, 01:45 AM
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means she wouldnt remember if the dog banged her either
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