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post 1697233523 01-31-2024, 11:43 AM
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Prediction: Layoffs necessary, unemployed men easier to recruit for war with Iran

Time for another prediction boyos:

Incoming mass layoffs. Once the plebs are broke and destitute, it'll be easier to recruit them for another forever war in the middle east. And since the US would need somewhere around 1.2M troops to invade Iran, layoffs are absolutely necessary.


And if enlistment numbers fall short, unemployed men with no families and obligations will put up less of a resistance when a draft is implemented - cause they're probably looking to check out of their miserable lives anyways.


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post 1697234093 01-31-2024, 11:57 AM
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you know quasimodo predicted all this
post 1697234413 01-31-2024, 12:04 PM
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no chance US would do a land invasion of Iran.

Air strikes only.
post 1697235063 01-31-2024, 12:15 PM
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Nah Iran is hardcore and US isn't ready to fight guns blazing like Iraq, lot's have changed since then and the draft would not work anymore
post 1697235563 01-31-2024, 12:24 PM
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It would be funny to see the military collapse after drafting a couple hundred thousand rotters that just refuse to do anything and are content to hang out in prison as opposed to fighting
post 1697240713 01-31-2024, 01:54 PM
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For reference: one of OP’s previous predictions:



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post 1697240933 01-31-2024, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted By Vhagar⏩
It would be funny to see the military collapse after drafting a couple hundred thousand rotters that just refuse to do anything and are content to hang out in prison as opposed to fighting
if there was no risk of prison rape I would rather sit in a prison cell than go to war srs
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post 1697245533 01-31-2024, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted By TugOfPeace⏩
if there was no risk of prison rape I would rather sit in a prison cell than go to war srs
I thought the risk of being bottomed out by Tyrone was a major selling point for prison on the misc

Explain yourself
post 1697245643 01-31-2024, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted By TugOfPeace⏩
if there was no risk of prison rape I would rather sit in a prison cell than go to war srs
I already said this in a previous thread.

1. You wouldn't be going to prison, you'd be going to jail.
2. You best believe you won't be the only one.
3. Meaning, there will probably be an entire wing of the jail specifically for non-violent offenders/draft dodgers
4. Once you all find out you're all in there for the same thing, You'll become friends on that aspect alone even if they're some 19 year old blue haired redditor.
post 1697245703 01-31-2024, 03:54 PM
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If you get laid off, you might as well use whatever pittance of a severance package you receive on hookers and c0caine, cause Biden gonna ship you off to die in Iran.
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post 1697245773 01-31-2024, 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted By TugOfPeace⏩
if there was no risk of prison rape I would rather sit in a prison cell than go to war srs
It’s gonna be incels and neets in the cells with you. They aren’t raping anybody that can mog them
post 1697245833 01-31-2024, 03:58 PM
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post 1697245903 01-31-2024, 04:02 PM
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Iran's got enough enriched uranium to make nukes, I wouldn't be surprised if Russia or China help them out.
post 1697246003 01-31-2024, 04:07 PM
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Incels and doom predictions


Name a more iconic duo?
post 1697246563 01-31-2024, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
I already said this in a previous thread.

1. You wouldn't be going to prison, you'd be going to jail.
2. You best believe you won't be the only one.
3. Meaning, there will probably be an entire wing of the jail specifically for non-violent offenders/draft dodgers
4. Once you all find out you're all in there for the same thing, You'll become friends on that aspect alone even if they're some 19 year old blue haired redditor.
how do you know all this definitively though?
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post 1697247183 01-31-2024, 04:38 PM
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Good luck out there ****

Edit: *boys
Originally Posted By TugOfPeace⏩
how do you know all this definitively though?
He’s black
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post 1697247683 01-31-2024, 04:55 PM
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would a "terrorist attack" still rally the peasants to RISK LIFE or LIMBS?
post 1697247843 01-31-2024, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Vhagar⏩
It would be funny to see the military collapse after drafting a couple hundred thousand rotters that just refuse to do anything and are content to hang out in prison as opposed to fighting
Fuark imagine a remake of Full Metal Jacket where they are whipping Kormo into shape.
Your schtick sucks and it screams insecurity.
post 1697248193 01-31-2024, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted By theraskal⏩
would a "terrorist attack" still rally the peasants to RISK LIFE or LIMBS?
If it does, then we as a nation have learned absolutely NOTHING after a disasterous 20 year campaign in Afghanistan.


Looking back, I can't believe muthaf/ckers were stupid enough to believe the"They hate us because of our freedoms" bs that the MSM kept pushing.


Just like when the Ukraine war broke out, muthaf/ckers thought they'd go to Ukraine and be Call of Duty badas5es......WRONG....


Everything I post is satire.
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post 1697248323 01-31-2024, 05:12 PM
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These boyos thought they could go to Ukraine and live out their Call of Duty fantasies....

I wonder if they're still alive....

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post 1697251313 01-31-2024, 06:21 PM
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hay OP why did you delete this thread:

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Well a force made of laid off men would most likely be a majority of tech bros since anyone with trade skills can be employed in seconds.
Live & Direct from rural Iowa- GBR
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Originally Posted By ACEofBASED⏩
Incels and doom predictions


Name a more iconic duo?
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Alright guys Nostradamus has spoken.

So who's ready for another hiring boom!!!
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Originally Posted By TugOfPeace⏩
if there was no risk of prison rape I would rather sit in a prison cell than go to war srs
There isn't enough cell space for the amount of normal criminals we have. Just lmao at the idea of imprisoning draft dodgers.
post 1697259383 01-31-2024, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
hay OP why did you delete this thread:

Well…?
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