I told her im going back home this weekend to see my family and homies, said I’m going for a night out there. She says she would join if she could

GF is 31 (Looks younger tho)

Office crush is 25

op has a gf and sex. the office crush is a fat foid.

save it, johnny. we've already heard this one before.

GF lifts and so does office crush, both gym sloots

Office sloot always wearing sexy clothing and she puts more make up on now and she just gets me going mane. She wears these tight pants that show off her ass and has this sexy walk. She always comes over to my desk and we always message each other on Microsoft teams. Thing is she’s a party sloot so I can’t take her seriously, but she makes me hnng

Gf, but no wife. Much less frowned upon if not married, but once you’re married you’re a sad degen if you sleep around better to have your fun now before you make a lifelong commitment, unless your word doesn’t mean ****… then are you even a man?

Making me break this badboy out..


Day 1: I have tried every browser at my disposal and it blows my mind because the pics just refuse to load.

Day 2: I have concluded that I must have received some sort of virus through my email. I have canceled all email accounts and reinstalled Windows 7 Ultimate x64. Pics still not loading.

Day 3: I'm running out of options here. There must be some glitch in the Windows 7 Ultimate x64 Operating System. Thanks Bill Gates. Switching to MAC OS X maybe this will prove effective.

Day 4: MAC OS X installation complete. I'm drawing a blank here. Pics still won't load. After ruling out software errors, I am convinced that there must be some lingering mechanical failure in my system. I have placed an order to newegg for rush delivery of a new Western Digital Caviar Black HDD. Will give this another shot tomorrow.

Day 5: Harddrive has arrived and has been installed. To no avail, the pictures will not load. I have not shaved or showered in a week. My clothes stink. I have lost my job...all because these confounded pictures will not load. I'm done with the whole electronics thing. I will be moving into an Amish community and this will be my last update on this issue. Good luck and good riddance.

I’ve never cheated on my GF, I’ve never cheated on any girl in my life. I’m loyal AF, I ain’t no rat or liar

I wouldn’t cheat on a girlfriend or wife, I respect them both to similar levels. Commitment is commitment

But this girl drives me crazy. But like I said, she’s a younger girl in her party mode phase that I can’t take seriously

she basically looks like this

STFU tapping srs

This could be the future mother of my kids

You'd make a terrible father tbh.

when it's red you know it's bait.

FWIW, never love a girl, just smash, ruin it for next man and move on.