Currently building an application which streams the site from my wife’s headset to mine whenever I blink twice.

We both wear our headsets 24/7, so I know she will never cheat on me.

At the end of every day, it sends our videos to my Greek heterosexual lawyer, Perry, who is engaged to a woman and asks me if I want to send him a tip.

An A.I. scans all of the footage in 1 hour at 24x speed while we are sleeping which will not begin until it confirms we are both unconscious via our Apple Watches.

Should I add any other features?

mfw

I’d be a buyer if they make a blow job robot to assist my ai gf.


Spoiler!

We ran into a slight hiccup last week when my buddy Tyrone’s shoe laces were untied and his cock slipped into her mouth repeatedly until he came, so the headsets need to stay on 24/7 now. Any missed footage is scanned the next day. She says I am not allowed to have an A.I. GF and set Siri’s identity to a She/Her lesbian feminist. I thank God every day for blessing me and bringing her into my life.

How does VR porn look on AVP? Imagine the sloot immersed on your actual bed hnnng

Are you referring to Remote Intercourse with consent?

My heterosexual lawyer, Perry, who is engaged to a woman, is currently finalizing a bill which prevents masturbating to a woman without her consent.

Elon’s brain chip will electrocute you and retard you 1 standard deviation for each virtual rape you commit because it will be an e-felony.

Anyways, you’re gonna want to get a motorized Flesh Light with a USB-C port and plug it into the headset for full immersion.

Diversity is our strength, so only women are allowed to be paid for virtual sex through the Only Fans Bank (cumming in 2030). If this is a problem for you, analog remote sessions are permitted while Perry is watching and listening to the FaceTime calls.

These wont last.

I am convinced the only people we will see wearing them are paid to do so.

Like you see those people in cars or on the subway, they are all actors.

In reality, nobody wants snowboard goggles to wear around everywhere.

If we think there is an incel problem now, wait until you start going to the mall wearing these stupid looking things, Guys are never going to get laid and will advertise it right on their faces.

I predict the opposite. The iPad was largely useless for customers but ended up as a useful work tool.

This will be the same.

Imagine being a surgeon with augmented ultrasound vision who can see into every part of the patient's body as they perform the procedure.

A pilot with the ability to see though clouds, other traffic highlighted, and the route/altitude you should follow. They can see through the plane in any direction.

A commercial driver with your route overlaid on the highway. They can see around the vehicle in every direction, no backup camera or blind spot detection required.

An infantryman with enemies and friendlies highlighted. Instant facial recognition of every person you see against a database of known insurgents. Overlay thermal imaging, night vision, motion detection, sound pinpointing, and the direction of incoming fire. Instant recognition of drones and aircraft by shape alone.

A cop with facial recognition against a database of people with outstanding warrants. AI to detect hostility/concealed weapons.

A new mechanic with the instructions for repair overlaid in their vision and read into their ear. No looking down to pick up your tablet.

This is a consumer product.

The military gets better stuff. It always has. That’s not a secret.

Imagine how many 1984-esque apps you can write with eye tracking, emotion recognition, lie detection, instantaneous transfer of someone else’s POV.

The possibilities for making users chimp out are endless.

The iPhone was the precursor to 2020.

Imagine what this thing will lead to.

Stay mad, poorcels.