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R.I.P. Bert

Originally Posted By volleys⏩

My dog has his balls.

This.^^

Both my boys have balls and my female still has her ovaries.

My oldest boy is on the couch right now dying of cancer. He normally sleeps in his crate but, I think he's going back to where he loved to be as a puppy...always napped on the couch. Today was his worst day and I'll be up with him all night.

Hug your puppers tight...

My handsome beast

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Ya, but look @ my snook ems OP...I may even feed him some premium cuts of meat tonite. In the Spring I'll get some Ducks from Tractor Supply, clip their wings and let my bby doll tear into em for some exercise..just maul the living piss out of em. I'll revisit this thread to show ya my lil cutey pah tootey in pics tearing the ass outta one

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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩

Ya, but look @ my snook ems OP...I may even feed him some premium cuts of meat tonite. In the Spring I'll get some Ducks from Tractor Supply, clip their wings and let my bby doll tear into em for some exercise..just maul the living piss out of em. I'll revisit this thread to show ya my lil cutey pah tootey in pics tearing the ass outta one

Gorgeous dog. Looks like a coyote at first glance, so it fits with your vibe I guess

I have a rottweiler who thinks she's still a puppy and will literally come to sit on me and put her head on my shoulder and gaze at me lovingly. She's a gigantic clown baby and the most affectionate dog I've ever seen. She's got her bed, though. I don't always want a dog on me.

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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩

Gorgeous dog. Looks like a coyote at first glance, so it fits with your vibe I guess

I have a rottweiler who thinks she's still a puppy and will literally come to sit on me and put her head on my shoulder and gaze at me lovingly. She's a gigantic clown baby and the most affectionate dog I've ever seen. She's got her bed, though. I don't always want a dog on me.

Buddy has a Rotty that's the same way. It's funny how intimidating it looks but in reality the thing jumps and runs if it hears a any bangs or even a grouse flying up. A coyote? Everyone in neighborhood thought it was a fox when they would see it run thru their yard

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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩

Buddy has a Rotty that's the same way. It's funny how intimidating it looks but in reality the thing jumps and runs if it hears a any bangs or even a grouse flying up. A coyote? Everyone in neighborhood thought it was a fox when they would see it run thru their yard

Yeah, you're right from that angle. And yes, it is really ironic with rottweilers. I had one before and he was the same way. They come across as intimidating but they're massive goofy babies. It's ignorance that leads to fearing them.

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