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post 1698308893 02-24-2024, 06:16 PM
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Just had my first sexual experience today

It wasn't actual sex, since I'm currently having erection problems that I'm trying to fix. Right now I can't phuck even if I wanted to, so I am technically still a virgin(a volcel, not an incel). But I still did some 'softcore' stuff with a girl today.

I paid this 21 year old blonde woman 250 CAD so I can feel her legs and bury my face in her cheeks for half an hour, since those are among the areas of a female body that I am most attracted to. It was a very pleasurable experience for me, even though my penis was never involved. I let her keep her underwear on the whole time. She was very polite to me and I was very polite to her and it ended great. I helped her to pay her way through college. We planned to meet again a few months later so we can have actual sex, if I get my erection issue fixed and learn how to phuck with a condom on.

Some of you may not be that impressed but it's still a level above all the simps that pay for OnlyFans and never get to touch a woman ever.
post 1698308913 02-24-2024, 06:18 PM
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That sounds great, good stuff man
post 1698308993 02-24-2024, 06:21 PM
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You should've eaten her out at least, $250 is a lot for nothing
post 1698309073 02-24-2024, 06:22 PM
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lmao

I paid 50 euros to shag an absolute babe in Amsterdam. Who I knew was clean.

you are pathetic srs.
post 1698309113 02-24-2024, 06:23 PM
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Should have let her blow you and see if anything happened. Worth a try.
post 1698309163 02-24-2024, 06:25 PM
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Very based bro
post 1698309533 02-24-2024, 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted By DeputyDong5⏩
lmao

I paid 50 euros to shag an absolute babe in Amsterdam. Who I knew was clean.

you are pathetic srs.
How can you tell if a woman is clean?
post 1698309753 02-24-2024, 06:43 PM
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post 1698309873 02-24-2024, 06:47 PM
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Hell yeah bro
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post 1698312003 02-24-2024, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Fandar⏩
How can you tell if a woman is clean?
women are tested regularly where prostitution is legal.
post 1698312243 02-24-2024, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted By DeputyDong5⏩
women are tested regularly where prostitution is legal.
It takes 3 months for hiv to show up on a std test and when it is recently contracted it is way more contagious. But don’t worry bro I’m sure she doesn’t just let anybody smash bb only you because your special.
post 1698312313 02-24-2024, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Basedbaby⏩
It takes 3 months for hiv to show up on a std test and when it is recently contracted it is way more contagious. But don’t worry bro I’m sure she doesn’t just let anybody smash bb only you because your special.
Yeah let's just never have sex with anyone ever again. There's always a risk. Even retards know that. You've managed to create your own tier, below that.
post 1698312343 02-24-2024, 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Basedbaby⏩
It takes 3 months for hiv to show up on a std test and when it is recently contracted it is way more contagious. But don’t worry bro I’m sure she doesn’t just let anybody smash bb only you because your special.
I would bet he also wore a condom.
post 1698312483 02-24-2024, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted By radrd⏩
I would bet he also wore a condom.
that goes without saying. The risk is never zero though.

but the risk is a lot higher when dealing with a whore in America.
post 1698313203 02-24-2024, 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted By radrd⏩
I would bet he also wore a condom.
Then who cares if she’s clean or not?
post 1698313513 02-24-2024, 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Basedbaby⏩
Then who cares if she’s clean or not?
are you retarded, son?
post 1698313613 02-24-2024, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted By DeputyDong5⏩
lmao

I paid 50 euros to shag an absolute babe in Amsterdam. Who I knew was clean.

you are pathetic srs.
and u think ur cool for smashing a hooker?
post 1698313673 02-24-2024, 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Basedbaby⏩
It takes 3 months for hiv to show up on a std test and when it is recently contracted it is way more contagious. But don’t worry bro I’m sure she doesn’t just let anybody smash bb only you because your special.
Lol, HIV isn't something you get from hetero sex. You know how many questionable girls I've banged raw?
post 1698314243 02-24-2024, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted By DeputyDong5⏩
are you retarded, son?
You must not understand how condoms work
post 1698314313 02-24-2024, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted By TugOfPeace⏩
hiv is a gay person disease, and it's a lot less likely to catch it from a woman as long as you stick to vaginal and wear a condom

i'd be much more worried about hpv or herpes
The chances of getting hiv from a woman are low unless she is a drug addled prostitute that will do it raw with strangers for more money then the risk is pretty high especially if she recently contracted it.

I’m not saying do t fuk whores I’m saying always wear a condom with whores
post 1698314373 02-24-2024, 08:51 PM
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Pics of girl?

Did you lick her butthole?
post 1698314443 02-24-2024, 08:56 PM
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Tldr, but i hope he was nice to you.
post 1698314913 02-24-2024, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Pics of girl?

Did you lick her butthole?
These are some of her online pics. I had to censor some sensitive information that were on the pics.



post 1698315043 02-24-2024, 09:24 PM
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Love this for you OP
post 1698315613 02-24-2024, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Lol, HIV isn't something you get from hetero sex. You know how many questionable girls I've banged raw?
You've got time to bang skanks in between frantically searching zillow for houses that have fallen in value?
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post 1698315893 02-24-2024, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted By DeputyDong5⏩
lmao

I paid 50 euros to shag an absolute babe in Amsterdam. Who I knew was clean.

you are pathetic srs.
I am from Amsterdam and i would never do that lmao.

What makes you think that their all clean? And they are ACTUALLY tested. They could send some one else test?
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I mean Netherlands is pretty well regulated but i wouldn't trust my life on that.
post 1698316213 02-24-2024, 10:02 PM
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This is quite sad.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 1698316433 02-24-2024, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Fandar⏩
These are some of her online pics. I had to censor some sensitive information that were on the pics.



Solid. Did you kiss her at all?
post 1698326553 02-25-2024, 06:26 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Solid. Did you kiss her at all?
Not on her lips but on her body.
post 1698326733 02-25-2024, 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted By radrd⏩
I would bet he also wore a condom.
condom sex is for sailors
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srs
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