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post 1698408983 02-27-2024, 04:09 AM
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Things that fat people like to do

Drench half of their food in ranch sauce
post 1698409013 02-27-2024, 04:11 AM
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Say "I'm a big guy".

Not fat.. "big". Get a mirror, mayne.
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post 1698409473 02-27-2024, 04:24 AM
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Eat
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post 1698409523 02-27-2024, 04:26 AM
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Tell you how they started working out while they eat a bucket of KFC.
post 1698409563 02-27-2024, 04:27 AM
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Stink out public transport.
post 1698409883 02-27-2024, 04:41 AM
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Go on cruises and eat like fckn pigs
post 1698409923 02-27-2024, 04:42 AM
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Portion control not even once.
I loe e.
post 1698409943 02-27-2024, 04:44 AM
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Triple cheeseburger, xlarge fries, 12 pc nuggets and a diet Coke...JFL
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post 1698410233 02-27-2024, 04:54 AM
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Eat out of a slop bucket
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post 1698410363 02-27-2024, 04:57 AM
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sit on couch
and blame others.
post 1698410383 02-27-2024, 04:57 AM
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Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
Eat
can confirm
straight white male and proud

fat as fuk and disgust

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post 1698410603 02-27-2024, 05:03 AM
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Originally Posted By AncientYouth⏩
Go on cruises and eat like fckn pigs
lol I have noticed that a lot of fat people seem to really like cruise trip vacations

Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
Portion control not even once.
I remember watching an epsiode of My 600 Pound Life once where this fat dude lost a ton of weight with diet alone before getting his stomach mutilated for "weight loss surgery". His weight loss was admittedly impressive, but one of his "healthy" meals was two orders of 12 piece -grilled!- chicken tenders from a fast food stop. The fact that homeboy was still losing weight (you can still lose weight while eating like a lot when you weigh 500+ lb, as long as it's not too over the top insane) while eating like that goes to show you the absurd amounts people have to eat to get that massive. Dude was probably putting 5k+ calories down per day for 10+ years to get that damn fat.
post 1698410823 02-27-2024, 05:09 AM
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Porking out at buffes.

Displaying ass crack whenever they bend over

Giving their children horrible food & complaining about how expensive healthy food is

Telling about their one lucky friend that Can eat whatever & always stay skinny

fat women at work drink diet monster & redbull. Never seen a non fat woman drink any of those
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post 1698411003 02-27-2024, 05:13 AM
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Originally Posted By 4everalone⏩
Porking out at buffes.

Displaying ass crack whenever they bend over

Giving their children horrible food & complaining about how expensive healthy food is

Telling about their one lucky friend that Can eat whatever & always stay skinny

fat women at work drink diet monster & redbull. Never seen a non fat woman drink any of those
Anytime you see a fat kid, there's about a 99%+ chance they have at least one fat parent, and that "muh genetics" takes the lion's share of the blame when the family discusses the matter.
post 1698411133 02-27-2024, 05:16 AM
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Originally Posted By FelixTheCat1919⏩
Anytime you see a fat kid, there's about a 99%+ chance they have at least one fat parent, and that "muh genetics" takes the lion's share of the blame when the family discusses the matter.
Pro tip: move to a wealthy neighborhood

You won’t see fat kids, or fat people for that matter

Or dumb people, or criminals, junkies…
post 1698411153 02-27-2024, 05:16 AM
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Originally Posted By FelixTheCat1919⏩
Dude was probably putting 5k+ calories down per day for 10+ years to get that damn fat.
This is what people don't realize. It's actually hard work and damned expensive to eat enough to be over 300 pounds, at least until you screw up your metabolism so bad that you can barely move. Most super fatties have enablers for their addiction who bring them food and pay for it.

When I was bodybuilding I literally tried to eat 5k calories a day for bulking and had a hard time doing it. You're just eating all damned day.
post 1698411213 02-27-2024, 05:18 AM
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Growing a beard to hide the lack of jaw line
Wearing overalls because you have to, not because you're country
Eating in public as if they are prepping for a show, then packing in 5k calories behind closed doors

The whole eating in public vs private thing cracks me up. Its actually insulting to lie about your habits and expect anyone with an IQ above room temp to accept that you can eat 2k calories of salad and grilled salmon and be 50lbs overweight for years on end. Know a fatty that has been on every diet that's trended in the last decade, yet has gained weight. Has the gull to tell me hes in Ketosis, lmao. Called out of work due to the "keto flu" last year, everyone had a good laugh.
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post 1698411843 02-27-2024, 05:38 AM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
This is what people don't realize. It's actually hard work and damned expensive to eat enough to be over 300 pounds, at least until you screw up your metabolism so bad that you can barely move. Most super fatties have enablers for their addiction who bring them food and pay for it.

When I was bodybuilding I literally tried to eat 5k calories a day for bulking and had a hard time doing it. You're just eating all damned day.
Yeah. I know some dudes who justify weighing like 320+ pounds on being 6'4", like that matters. They're still downing like 50%+ more calories per day than a normal to get and stay that fat. Being 300+ pounds of fat takes a lot of damn work that most normal people don't realize.

Not only are you eating all damn day long when you're trying to hit 5k calories, but you're on the toilet all the time too. These 300+ pounders shiiit like 5+ times a day even though they don't work out, it's nasty
post 1698412033 02-27-2024, 05:42 AM
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Sit on their Australian fat ass and LARP r/p about American politics.
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Follow the latest diet fad for 4 hours
post 1698412233 02-27-2024, 05:50 AM
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Originally Posted By ExPatriot⏩
Triple cheeseburger, xlarge fries, 12 pc nuggets and a diet Coke...JFL
Stop hating on my cheat meals. (Super Ded fkn Srs)
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
This is what people don't realize. It's actually hard work and damned expensive to eat enough to be over 300 pounds, at least until you screw up your metabolism so bad that you can barely move. Most super fatties have enablers for their addiction who bring them food and pay for it.

When I was bodybuilding I literally tried to eat 5k calories a day for bulking and had a hard time doing it. You're just eating all damned day.
It depends on the person. The majority of fat people are insulin resistant and have sh!t metabolisms. I eat more than a lot of fatties in an average day, but they’re eating sh!t all day. (Super ded fkn Srs)
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they love Disney World for some reason. Baffles me because that's an easy 15k steps per day around the parks.
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blame everything on Mah genetics and Mah Metabolism................meanwhile chowing down like Hogs
post 1698412613 02-27-2024, 06:02 AM
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Originally Posted By Murph0408⏩
they love Disney World for some reason. Baffles me because that's an easy 15k steps per day around the parks.
they do it in electric wheel chairs/fat mobiles
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Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
Stop hating on my cheat meals. (Super Ded fkn Srs)
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Being fat is disgusting AF
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Been on multiple fad diets/fasts such as keto, water fast, intermittent fasting, etc. Usually loses 10-15 lbs (mostly water weight) and then immediately gains it back.

Does the absolute minimum amount of exercise like walking on a treadmill for 30 minutes with 0% incline while watching a netflix show.

"BMI is outdated" or "BMI doesn't account for lean muscle mass" while weighing 180 lbs at 5'8.

Eats processed foods most of the time. "I don't cook." Fridge is full of condiments, soft drinks, and frozen meals. Not a single fresh ingredient to be found.

Buys cases of bottled water because doesn't trust municipal water supply due to the "microplastics."

Hyper-fixates on irrelevant food choices like seed oils or soy because it's the one health "improvement" that takes zero effort on their part whatsoever.
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