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» Why do hot girls always pick the bench next to me?
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post 1699087343 03-12-2024, 05:07 AM
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Why do hot girls always pick the bench next to me?

Every time I go to the gym with my wife some dime will plop down on the bench next to me. I can’t even look over because my wife’s in the same gym working out and she’d be mad.

What did I do to deserve this?
post 1699087653 03-12-2024, 05:16 AM
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There’s literally a bunch of empty ones




She’s in super tight gym pants and I’m scared to look
post 1699087723 03-12-2024, 05:20 AM
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I’m not exaggerating when I say this happens every time I go
post 1699087843 03-12-2024, 05:24 AM
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They pick someone who lifts less than them so their lifts look more impressive
post 1699087923 03-12-2024, 05:27 AM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking
They pick someone who lifts less than them so their lifts look more impressive
Lmao

Well played
post 1699088143 03-12-2024, 05:35 AM
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It’s not like she’s following me or anything


post 1699088283 03-12-2024, 05:43 AM
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Put your damn phone away while you're lifting smh
post 1699088313 03-12-2024, 05:46 AM
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Originally Posted By mrdot
Put your damn phone away while you're lifting smh
post 1699088323 03-12-2024, 05:46 AM
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Is it because this is falling out of your shorts?


post 1699088333 03-12-2024, 05:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Thebigzub
Is it because this is falling out of your shorts?


Says image 404 blocked
post 1699088393 03-12-2024, 05:50 AM
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Originally Posted By Eatforgains
Says image 404 blocked
it's a turd
post 1699088403 03-12-2024, 05:50 AM
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Originally Posted By Eatforgains
Says image 404 blocked
Them Imgur bastards
post 1699088563 03-12-2024, 05:59 AM
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Lol what a guy.
post 1699089043 03-12-2024, 06:15 AM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking
it's a turd
Why would turds work as bait?
post 1699089133 03-12-2024, 06:18 AM
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You know how girls like going out with their one friend who's fat and ugly so they look better in the group, well...

Also hit some cardio bro, looking like a pear.
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post 1699089413 03-12-2024, 06:25 AM
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That’s the devil tempting you brah
post 1699089653 03-12-2024, 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585
That’s the devil tempting you brah
Back off satan.. with Cho sexy azz
post 1699090053 03-12-2024, 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted By Eatforgains
It’s not like she’s following me or anything


You're just so handsome and jacked, she can't help herself.
post 1699090583 03-12-2024, 07:05 AM
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Originally Posted By CellyTech
You're just so handsome and jacked, she can't help herself.
Just because you talk sweet to me doesn’t mean I’ll buy you a purse.
post 1699094153 03-12-2024, 08:55 AM
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Sorry OP, your post is fake news.

Subject says Hot Girls but then you showed pics of land whale.
- I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all outta bubble gum.
post 1699094213 03-12-2024, 08:57 AM
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Right now you're the male equivalent of an insta-wh0re complaining men are 'following them'.

inb4 Joey swoll.
post 1699094453 03-12-2024, 09:04 AM
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negged for being a flaming ph4gg0t
post 1699095603 03-12-2024, 09:43 AM
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I don't see why people use headphones like that for the gym, just get bluetooth earpieces now.
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