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post 1699711353 03-25-2024, 07:49 PM
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if I was homeless and needed food I would eat DoorDash all day

Dress up as a delivery driver and go to the store to "pick up" an order and then devour it as soon as I exit the place

Brb chipotle and popeyes fried chicken every day
post 1699711633 03-25-2024, 07:55 PM
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I would eat fruits and nuts from the grocery store
post 1699711813 03-25-2024, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted By mrdot⏩
Dress up as a delivery driver and go to the store to "pick up" an order and then devour it as soon as I exit the place

Brb chipotle and popeyes fried chicken every day
How does one dress up as a delivery driver? Do they have a uniform?
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post 1699711903 03-25-2024, 08:02 PM
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Aside from dumbass places like Chipotle who just leaves your order on the counter, the store usually asks you to show your phone of the order.
post 1699712003 03-25-2024, 08:05 PM
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Just wait out front of any apartment building and you can get plenty of orders. Not like the delivery drivers check ID, they'll just say "are you Jeff?" and you just nod yes and grab the food before Jeff can take the elevator down.
post 1699712103 03-25-2024, 08:07 PM
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Or you could actually DoorDash instead of being a parasite
post 1699712173 03-25-2024, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted By TryingMen⏩
Or you could actually DoorDash instead of being a parasite
This, and eat bits of each order before delivering.

I just lol at people who use DoorDash and don’t think this type of thing happens to their food. Disgusting. And they pay a premium for it too.
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post 1699712613 03-25-2024, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Pats2022SBwin⏩
How does one dress up as a delivery driver? Do they have a uniform?
they look like npcs



you would just walk in with a food bag lol
post 1699713043 03-25-2024, 08:35 PM
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Some people literally walk for door dash no joke. There are some people who are so lazy they’d rather pay someone to walk 2 blocks than pick it up themselves
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