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post 1699882263 03-29-2024, 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted By PhiloSquid⏩
if she smokes she pokes
I like this one. Best girl I ever saw didn't smoke tho, but she did smoke weed.

But I think there's truth to it
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post 1699883603 03-29-2024, 07:21 AM
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OP, I think you’ve got a chance since it seems like she is interested but is awkward/shy. I think if you speak to her more and maybe ask her out to dinner or drinks after work you’ll more than likely understand her intentions
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post 1699883683 03-29-2024, 07:24 AM
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Why dont you smash your buddy instead
post 1699884253 03-29-2024, 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted By OldGamesBetter⏩
I got temp one who's probably in their 30s but smashable. She's only on temporary basis so I gotta move quick.

My coworker said she's an easy smash - they had a chat in the smoking area and he was getting vibes from her that she was DTF. But he's got a GF so he said I should take over.

Since I'm on a dry spell and would **** anything, I start chatting her up making small talk, but she kind of blanks me. I'm like WTF lol. So I try to put some graft in, so I start being friendly, and I get her a small gift which she appreciates.

I keep badgering her on my breaks to come out for a smoke, she finally comes out - probably wore her down. She comes out, but she's looking really awkward. I make small talk, but her body language is almost like she's hiding or conscious of something.

You guys reckon I can bang this woman? She seems single. Confirmed no kids. Just gonna ask for her number next time, and just gonna whip out my cawk if we hang out. I play no games.

My cock dimensions are 7"x5.4" btw
Don't fuk women where you work asswhole

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post 1699884663 03-29-2024, 07:52 AM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
Don't fuk women where you work asswhole

Cock dimensions 8" x 6.5"
i've ****ed every attractive female under the age of 25 at my current office, they all have boyfriends or are married. Office is the best place to get pussy, proximity effect is real
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post 1699884793 03-29-2024, 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
Don't fuk women where you work asswhole

Cock dimensions 8" x 6.5"
She's temp you retard. Gonna be gone in 2 weeks
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post 1699884863 03-29-2024, 07:56 AM
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I smash cleaning ladies at mine.

Cok dimensions 9.5"x7
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post 1699889363 03-29-2024, 10:00 AM
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post 1699889613 03-29-2024, 10:08 AM
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I remember this line of reasoning from an episode of Law & Order SVU.
post 1699890223 03-29-2024, 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted By JuanLee⏩
I remember this line of reasoning from an episode of Law & Order SVU.
This isn't a TV show, smooth brain

Holes a goal
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post 1699894283 03-29-2024, 12:14 PM
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post 1699894353 03-29-2024, 12:16 PM
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I smashed a supervisor in the bathroom before. IN the office. Also got some head in her office
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post 1699894953 03-29-2024, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
idk who you are, so she's either attracted and intimidated, or she's creeped out and just trying her best to stay professional without offending.

Since you're a miscer, I'm leaning towards the latter.
post 1699895263 03-29-2024, 12:41 PM
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have you at least eye fked her yet?

and does the building have a basement?
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post 1699895953 03-29-2024, 12:54 PM
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Inb4 OP gets sued
post 1699896133 03-29-2024, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted By wangjiny⏩
good luck with your lawsuit goals of 2024
More like criminal charges
post 1699896293 03-29-2024, 01:02 PM
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Dad did.

Now I have a half-sister that I never met.
post 1699897273 03-29-2024, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted By PhiloSquid⏩
i've ****ed every attractive female under the age of 25 at my current office, they all have boyfriends or are married. Office is the best place to get pussy, proximity effect is real
Masturbating while imagining them on your knob, is not real-t...

I do that all the time, except all my coworkers are dudes.

Wait, what?
post 1699897703 03-29-2024, 01:28 PM
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2 disgusting smokers, gross. Well, she’s probably a sloot, since she smokes. But she’s just not into you. She probably thinks you like men. So try men.

Also, nice pics fgt.
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